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post 1481832381 02-02-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By fmylife4real⏩
Fukin dying over with tears literally blocking my vision lol!!!

My wife and I had only been married a couple months or so (we're at 15 years now) and living in my tiny one bedroom apartment. I was brushing my teeth one morning when she barged in sat on the toilet...I thought she was just going to pee and didn't bother me because it's not the first time a girl has peed in front of me. What killed me and almost choked on my toothbrush was when I heard the massive *PLOP*. I stopped brushing, looked at her with the widest eyes possible and she just turned red with embarrassment as I proceeded to laugh my ass off while yelling at her for ****ting while I'm brushing my teeth. I knew the neighbors could hear it as well so I played it up for them and eventually one of them told me their lost their **** when they heard me yelling about it.

That same guy had a girl stay with him one night and he was in the apartment above us....we could hear them rearranging furniture through out the night but in the morning it was hilarious. Wife and I were in the bathroom getting ready for work and we could hear his shower turn on then heard her scream "Eewwwwwww it's running out of my ass down my leg!!!!". Absolutely died laughing. Apartment life sucked but damn there were some funny times.
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Originally Posted By fmylife4real⏩
Fukin dying over with tears literally blocking my vision lol!!!

My wife and I had only been married a couple months or so (we're at 15 years now) and living in my tiny one bedroom apartment. I was brushing my teeth one morning when she barged in sat on the toilet...I thought she was just going to pee and didn't bother me because it's not the first time a girl has peed in front of me. What killed me and almost choked on my toothbrush was when I heard the massive *PLOP*. I stopped brushing, looked at her with the widest eyes possible and she just turned red with embarrassment as I proceeded to laugh my ass off while yelling at her for ****ting while I'm brushing my teeth. I knew the neighbors could hear it as well so I played it up for them and eventually one of them told me their lost their **** when they heard me yelling about it.

That same guy had a girl stay with him one night and he was in the apartment above us....we could hear them rearranging furniture through out the night but in the morning it was hilarious. Wife and I were in the bathroom getting ready for work and we could hear his shower turn on then heard her scream "Eewwwwwww it's running out of my ass down my leg!!!!". Absolutely died laughing. Apartment life sucked but damn there were some funny times.
Congrats of 15 years brah. It's nothing like Shower anal with leg dribble kicker.
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post 1481832991 02-02-2017, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
There would be no winners.

I dunno like 15 minutes or so. I gotta wash my chit.1.5 bath. It's only two of us. One of the bathrooms is right next to our bedroom, the other is downstairs. She really had to go, so she just went to the one that was closest.
Lmao, that must've been a pretty nasty chit to not be able to hold it for 1 minute.

But if you were fine with it then meh.
post 1481833501 02-02-2017, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Lmao, that must've been a pretty nasty chit to not be able to hold it for 1 minute.

But if you were fine with it then meh.
I'm pretty sure that chit snatched her out of her sleep, lol. Amazingly gross chit happens when you're that comfortable with your partner.
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post 1481833661 02-02-2017, 11:35 AM
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post 1481833891 02-02-2017, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By EAOP⏩
You got married at 21 and you're still going strong...? Reps incoming.
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Congrats of 15 years brah. It's nothing like Shower anal with leg dribble kicker.
Haha thanks! It's been a long road but that crazy broad still cracks me up all the time.
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Originally Posted By daisygirl713⏩
#savage&ruthless

lol it's funny tho, after watching your wife birth your kids, it pretty much obliterates any legitimacy to these types of stories

no goin back from that
WRONG they have C-Sections for a reason nice try, I wasn't about to see a blown out arby's sandwich with chit sauce all over. Only had to bribe the doc with tree fiddy.
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
That's girl code for asking if you're into ass play I'm pretty sure


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post 1481834611 02-02-2017, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By fmylife4real⏩
Haha thanks! It's been a long road but that crazy broad still cracks me up all the time.
I feel you brah, I'm in the same boat. She's crazy..drives me nuts sometimes, but couldn't imagine life without her.

And you know crazy women got that...

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post 1481837841 02-02-2017, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
Mirin poop thread OP

You even got girls to post in it
As a female I had never heard of this phenomenon .

I had to click on thread to see what this "poop" thing is op speaks of
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
As a female I had never heard of this phenomenon .

I had to click on thread to see what this "poop" thing is op speaks of
Pooping is very important to men. We ritualize it

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Originally Posted By fmylife4real⏩
Fukin dying over with tears literally blocking my vision lol!!!

My wife and I had only been married a couple months or so (we're at 15 years now) and living in my tiny one bedroom apartment. I was brushing my teeth one morning when she barged in sat on the toilet...I thought she was just going to pee and didn't bother me because it's not the first time a girl has peed in front of me. What killed me and almost choked on my toothbrush was when I heard the massive *PLOP*. I stopped brushing, looked at her with the widest eyes possible and she just turned red with embarrassment as I proceeded to laugh my ass off while yelling at her for ****ting while I'm brushing my teeth. I knew the neighbors could hear it as well so I played it up for them and eventually one of them told me their lost their **** when they heard me yelling about it.

That same guy had a girl stay with him one night and he was in the apartment above us....we could hear them rearranging furniture through out the night but in the morning it was hilarious. Wife and I were in the bathroom getting ready for work and we could hear his shower turn on then heard her scream "Eewwwwwww it's running out of my ass down my leg!!!!". Absolutely died laughing. Apartment life sucked but damn there were some funny times.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I'm pretty sure that chit snatched her out of her sleep, lol. Amazingly gross chit happens when you're that comfortable with your partner.
Lol I always get as far away as possible because I don't want to have a conversation while I'm chitting. Unfortunately my partner knows this so follows me to talk to me.
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OP...may I suggest scat play for the next time?
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
Pooping is very important to men. We ritualize it

Get your man a squatty potty if you love him. Game changer. Would instantly wife the woman that got me one
Sometimes letting loose of a big poopy is the best feeling, I squat so I am always prepared for that range of motion in the jungle
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Thats nothing, i was in a rush to go out as i had to pick up a piece of furniture before the shop closed at 5pm and i needed my wife as it was on her credit card, anyway my wife was having a chit so i told her to "hurry up" to which she replied

"It's ok i'll cut it off and finish it later"
Oh yeah..Well I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth and the Mrs.says..sweetheart can i come in,I have to pee really bad.. I said,sure.. She sits and i hear pfft ploop! I looked at her and she said..sorry,I didn't know i had to ****, it just slipped out..!
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I poop when my wife is in the shower every single morning. She would never poop while I was showering though. I poop with the door open when friends are over. I just don't care.
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Originally Posted By Water_American⏩
I poop with the door open when friends are over.
Same

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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
Same

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Remember freshman year living in a dorm with connected bathrooms and my roomies did this all day.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I know brah, I'm just talking chit. I told her "babe i'm gonna take you out to dinner this weekend.".

Her reply.

"How are you going to take me to dinner with OUR money.".
holy **** marriage sounds like kidnapping and torture. you can't leave now unless you want to work until the day you die.
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
That's girl code for asking if you're into ass play I'm pretty sure
yes but it means she wants to fist him, be careful
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Fuk that sht bro get rid of that disgustin kunt
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She better have jumped in the shower with you after dropping that deuce to clean that vile dirty angus
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