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Thread: Text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (SuperBowl edition)

post 1482459741 02-06-2017, 04:06 PM
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Lmao. Would wife '****s' girl.


















Okay thanks have a nice weekend.
post 1482461131 02-06-2017, 04:18 PM
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in.

LOL so much gold in this thread
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post 1482462291 02-06-2017, 04:28 PM
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leoslayer, man you must be one creepy motherfukker
post 1482462901 02-06-2017, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By American



What do?
Blow her back out!
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post 1482463861 02-06-2017, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
leoslayer, man you must be one creepy motherfukker
Not at all. Jennifer I'm seeing she's just doesn't do sexual slang.

Lura said I was sexy seeing her tomorrow.

Cheryl is an ex that will play with me if she's not in a relationship. She's dating some Hollywood actor now. She again is stupid with any and all modern sexual slang.

Kitten is pissed at me because I told her I couldn't give her a relationship. She cut off the sex last week Altho I'm going to her house at 9pm tonight.

The last girl. The one I got the biggest reaction from has messaged me every month for four years after we split up. She has a huge love hate thing going with me.
She said she was blocking me but then she texted me first thing this morning.
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post 1482464841 02-06-2017, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By VAPump⏩
Don't worry OP, backfired for me too


That's like something my ex would say. Loved her wit. Repped
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post 1482556781 02-07-2017, 10:22 AM
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Guess it's time to head to the repair shop boyos. I just got rekt

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post 1482559321 02-07-2017, 10:39 AM
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[QUOTE=leoslayer1 post_id=1482310921][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e0AIAKj.jpg[MG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cMaKSNx.jpg[MG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cMaKSNx.jpg[MG]

Said she's blocking me sends something else looool.[/QUOTE]Leo, youre getting more cringeworthy by the day

inb4 justification for a 45 year old man thinking its okay to think hes 21
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