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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩

I was meaning to ask you about Archer...I'm glad the training went well. I think no matter how well your dog is trained there is always that lingering doubt in the back of your mind. Is he going to act rationally, or is the doggie drive gonna kick in? Did he go apechit when he came back home?

I usually don't mind the double date thing, because at our age, it's pretty much par for the course, but usually it's with people that I like so we just get yucky and act up. This dude is more like the pretentious dad type, so we'll see.

yeah i can definitely confirm the lingering doubt in the back of your mind. he's still super alert to any distractions, though he has yet to take off after one. Amazingly they were able to pretty much lock in his recall, as he comes every single time i call him now. before, it was a crapshoot, sometimes he'd feel like it and sometimes he'd take off running thinking i was about to chase him lol. He didn't act too apechit when i got him home, was pretty tired. but when I first met the trainer to learn the commands and how to act accordingly to cement his training into daily life, he was so fukin excited the trainer was joking that he was making her look bad lol. dude could barely hold it together sitting in place.

Originally Posted By yoxnick⏩

where did you get him trained? a big chain like petsmart? The leash thing must make taking the doggo out a lot more enjoyable huh? My little guy is good off the leash AS long as there is no distraction around lol would love to get him trained 100%. My big guy needs a leash all the time, he's semi retarded lol.

got him trained by a company called Off Leash K9 Training. they're nationwide i believe, and specialize in off leash training/manners. A little pricey, part of it i'm guessing is they have had a considerable amount of high profile clientele, but i couldn't find a single bad review for them, and they always post videos of the dogs they train before, during, and after so you can see how much dogs improve. The trainer would also text me daily updates on how he was doing with pics and vids of his progress, which was really nice. The one caveat some people might not be okay with is that they use e-collars. They're not shock collars, but they do emit a very mild electrical impulse, like those infomercial ads for those electrodes you put on your abs and activate to "get abs" without the workout lol. I put it on my hand, and then around my neck before ever using it on him, so that I could determine a threshold i wasn't willing to go past on him. determined the threshold at around the 50 mark (goes up to 100) but for him i have yet to go over 25 lol, and that was only for major corrections. for the most part, during walks, or anywhere around the house, it's usually between 10-15. the collar is p much always on unless he's sleeping or in his crate, but as it is now i rarely if ever need to use it to stimulate him unless he gets really distracted.


yeah having him walk off leash is fukin awesome. makes me so happy that we can actually enjoy our walks now instead of me either getting pulled by him or having to pull him away from something/waiting for him to finish sniffing.

https://imgur.com/ORAMYLW

lmao fuk who knew gifs were so damn complicated



k think i got it working...hopefully lol. there were a couple pushups before, and full length vid ends in a cute af sprint to me lol

Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩

God Damnit, I wanted to see this with hopes of it being good.

this, heard so many good things but now skeptical due to OP cuz i trust him

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Originally Posted By SpermWhale⏩

whaddup peeps. happy friday to all. not much going on thankfully but some college and pro football.





if you wanted some chocolate, why didn't you just hit me up?

...I promise it'll taste better than it looks. There's something really special about writing "Sperm" on a cake I'm about to bring to service tonight lol.

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Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩

bachelor party tonight, expect to be RIP or in jail tomorrow
my body is ready

Just gonna go head and get this out the way

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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩

...I promise it'll taste better than it looks. There's something really special about writing "Sperm" on a cake I'm about to bring to service tonight lol.

I told you she was just playing hard to get!! Does that have natures goodness in it?

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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩

would gobble that tf up right now

don't lie, your service about to get lifted AFFFFFFF

lmao nah, though that would be hilarious. Those prayers gonna turn into interpretive dance real quick.

Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩

I told you she was just playing hard to get!! Does that have natures goodness in it?

....lol I throw myself at him and it doesn't stick!

Nah, no oregano in this baby.

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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩

Lmao@ homely...I read you loud and clear. He did something this morning that was a bit off putting. We came across a puppy, and the puppy was playing, and Moose was not having it. He retreated a bit, and then when the puppy persisted, he crouched low and barked. He never barks. Maybe he was just saying "Hey puppy, I'm not down to play RN", but it was just weird he's usually really open to new dogs. Or maybe I just need to let him socialize more, but I've noticed a slight digression since my wife's family dog died. He had that buddy he could play with and chit all the time, now it's really nothing...

intredasting...when you say he crouched low, you mean his whole body? or just the front? cuz sometimes that could be a play bow, but i'm sure you know your dog better lol. is moose fixed, and was the puppy fixed?

Archer is 99% of the time open to meeting new dogs. However he will have issues sometimes with unfixed dogs, i'm p sure it's either because he's jealous they still have their jewels, or he's worried they might get ballsy (huehuehue) and try to step up (unless they're a puppy). But usually he will get along with them, even if it's hard to tell at first. example, took him to the dog park 2 days ago. there was a dalmation there that was super hyper, under a year, and not fixed yet. At first they squared up, and looked like they were gonna fight cuz they were growling, but after a redirection and a little more exposure, they were romping around like old buddies real quick

is sad about his buddy thoughhave you guys considered getting another for him?

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Originally Posted By FrazettaSilke⏩

That sl00t is batchit crazy...she will smack him for no reason.

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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩

intredasting...when you say he crouched low, you mean his whole body? or just the front? cuz sometimes that could be a play bow, but i'm sure you know your dog better lol. is moose fixed, and was the puppy fixed?

Archer is 99% of the time open to meeting new dogs. However he will have issues sometimes with unfixed dogs, i'm p sure it's either because he's jealous they still have their jewels, or he's worried they might get ballsy (huehuehue) and try to step up (unless they're a puppy). But usually he will get along with them, even if it's hard to tell at first. example, took him to the dog park 2 days ago. there was a dalmation there that was super hyper, under a year, and not fixed yet. At first they squared up, and looked like they were gonna fight cuz they were growling, but after a redirection and a little more exposure, they were romping around like old buddies real quick

is sad about his buddy thoughhave you guys considered getting another for him?

It was a low front croch, but it wasn't like his normal stretch...he's was very deliberate about it, and no the puppy is not fixed. I wonder if that had anything to do with it. He is not very fond of being jumped on, even if it's not in a dominating way. He was much more patient when he was younger, maybe he's just getting old and grumpy.

The wife and I've been talking lately...he's 11.5 in pretty good shape, but who knows, really? It might be time to introduce a new pup.

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