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Thread: text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

post 1520505121 09-25-2017, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By DJGirth⏩
wtf bros

lmao
post 1520506001 09-25-2017, 01:06 PM
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eh
post 1520506061 09-25-2017, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩



lmao I was like lmao, miss these thrads.
RIP BIG RICHARD
post 1520506121 09-25-2017, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
eh
im gonna cope by saying chicks in america are so much easier
LOL at KENKONG crew
ROFLMAO at bobbydigitalmanlet crew
L M F A O at Aristotelian's Age:40 virgin status
6'5 master race crew
kenkong is my favourite mod crew <----- JUST LOL
post 1520506901 09-25-2017, 01:12 PM
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Strong bots and prozzies on these apps
post 1520507341 09-25-2017, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By DJGirth⏩
im gonna cope by saying chicks in america are so much easier
For sure brah, where are you?
post 1520512391 09-25-2017, 01:53 PM
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Updates are gold. This is what the misc is about
Originally Posted By nn586⏩
give me another line to say brah
Tell her that her glasses would make a great splashguard
RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

Bench - 345x1
OHP - 195x5
Chin-ups - 117.5x5
Squat - 365x1 (feelsokman)
post 1520512531 09-25-2017, 01:54 PM
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Tell her you want to stick your dik in her ear. That way she can hear you cumming
I fap to your avi
I cry during sad movies crew
I love my family crew
STL crew
Sniffs screwdriver handles crew
post 1520517031 09-25-2017, 02:31 PM
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lol mirin candy line.
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post 1520517571 09-25-2017, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
I'll feed you tube steak smothered in underwear all night
***Feeding son only beef jerky and rocks until he is 24 crew***

***Will be asking other parents at preschool meetings if they are jawmaxing their kids too crew***
post 1520518161 09-25-2017, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩

Aww fuk bye Julia of piss
***Feeding son only beef jerky and rocks until he is 24 crew***

***Will be asking other parents at preschool meetings if they are jawmaxing their kids too crew***
post 1520518811 09-25-2017, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩

Aww fuk bye Julia of piss
ask her what all you're able to redeem your brownie points for
RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

Bench - 345x1
OHP - 195x5
Chin-ups - 117.5x5
Squat - 365x1 (feelsokman)
post 1520533661 09-25-2017, 05:27 PM
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lmao poverty repping all contributors off recharge

wish i still had tinder for this
*Always negs for no pics crew*
post 1520535011 09-25-2017, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩



Look at those mammaries. Bag that.
post 1520539851 09-25-2017, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
just got asked "what are you on here for" in reply to said line

give me your worst
trading rare yu gi oh cards
post 1520579181 09-26-2017, 05:50 AM
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still waiting on tits mcgee to answer, could def be a bot tho

milf:


19 y/o:


wat do
post 1520592301 09-26-2017, 09:05 AM
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-Get # asap

- profit
post 1520596291 09-26-2017, 09:42 AM
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take a look at this...





post 1520601401 09-26-2017, 10:26 AM
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^ in for updates.

Will start using this line and post later.
"They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times, but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed. But failure is always there, and it's okay to recognize that."- Chael P. Sonnen
post 1520602801 09-26-2017, 10:43 AM
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Best thread in a while.
Proof Angels exist: OzleyASMR

β€œListen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude. He's trying to help you out.”
post 1520604251 09-26-2017, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
^ in for updates.

Will start using this line and post later.
I'll update if something joocy comes up

Seems to be a pretty solid line though lol
post 1520604641 09-26-2017, 11:02 AM
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in on some bro on bro action.
I laugh I rep crew
always picks 5 crew
LTC and proud.
No teddies, small ass and wide shoulders.
post 1520606081 09-26-2017, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
first sloot to get pissed about it.



What an uptight skank. Jesus.....
"ERMUHGAWD Crew"
"ERMUHGAW LOL...."
"Oh you, ERMUHGAWD!"
post 1520606681 09-26-2017, 11:23 AM
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another






what do
post 1520617191 09-26-2017, 12:54 PM
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got this girls #



the fitness chick havent responded to yet if somebodys got a cheeky response to send
post 1520621721 09-26-2017, 01:33 PM
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dis tew ez



then i texted her telling her to prove she isnt a 400lb black guy so she sent me a snap and i recorded it using my second phone

within 10 mins I get this

https://vimeo.com/235620077
post 1520622181 09-26-2017, 01:36 PM
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[QUOTE=EnforcerOTF post_id=1520621721]dis tew ez

[img]https://i.imgur.c/img]

then i texted her telling her to prove she isnt a 400lb black guy so she sent me a snap and i recorded it using my second phone

within 10 mins I get this

[url]https://vimeo.com/url][/QUOTE]das it mane, das it
post 1520623101 09-26-2017, 01:44 PM
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[QUOTE=EnforcerOTF post_id=1520621721]dis tew ez

[img]https://i.imgur.com/usIirPH.png[/l][/QUOTE]I stole that laughing matter line and just used it completely out of sequence but it still fcking works beautifully lmao I love it
post 1520623171 09-26-2017, 01:45 PM
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[QUOTE=EnforcerOTF post_id=1520621721]dis tew ez

[img]https://i.imgur.com/usIirPH.png[/ig]

then i texted her telling her to prove she isnt a 400lb black guy so she sent me a snap and i recorded it using my second phone

within 10 mins I get this

[url]https://vimeo.com/235620077[/ur][/QUOTE]block that number brah
post 1520623291 09-26-2017, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By LMAOatYou⏩
block that number brah
could have sworn i did, thanks for the heads up
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