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Johnny Depp looking frail & in deep crisis (PICS).
Johnny Depp looking frail & in deep crisis (PICS).
06-22-2018, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
got at least another 300 in me, if not more bubKeanu still going strong at least. Hasn't aged a day in over 300 years
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06-22-2018, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By RainingBlood⏩
also this lmaoHilarious how the misc thought johnny depp was the GOAT until it was found out he had liberal, anti-trump views.
Now it's "god, hope he dies".
Get a grip on yourselves.
Now it's "god, hope he dies".
Get a grip on yourselves.
wouldn't be surprised if more than half of the posts ITT have suffered or will suffer a similar, if not reduced severity, situation like this in their lives...
have some sympathy bruhs, hindsight is 20/20. lmao @ all these assumptions and accusations because he's rich, made some bad decisions, and is now dealing with the consequences.
Imagine if everyone was perfect and never made any mistakes. what a world it would be
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06-22-2018, 03:10 PM
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06-22-2018, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By jackflag⏩
Story time
So a few weeks ago I (VERY BRIEFLY) met Amber Heard in a club in LA and went full miscer, and not in a good way. I was by the bathroom area and noticed a commotion and security guards. Some dude tried to get into the womens bathroom and got rekt by security, and I wanted to see what was going on so I went on over.
All of a sudden this chick emerges from the bathroom who is easily the hottest, most divinely beautiful creature i've ever laid eyes on. I had no idea it was Amber Heard at first, I just thought it was some random angel sent from heaven who happened to resemble her.
She walks by me and I actually hallucinate our elbows bumping together, so I say with full stutter "y-y-you good?". She looks back at me and clearly has no idea what i'm talking about. We make eye contact, and her face scrunches into a concerned look, and she asks "are you ok?". At this point, I'm lucky I can even form sounds and emit them from my mouth. I'm looking right at her, and again, this chick is EASILY the most gorgeous bish i've ever seen in person, in my life. I can't really describe the perfection of her face, so I'll let this study do it for me.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebri...utiful-8424885
I googled her when I got home and this popped up, a scientific study saying she has the most beautiful face on the planet. I would have called bullchit on this, if I hadn't actually seen her for myself, in person. Pictures dont do it justice at all.... you cant really see how retard hot she is in two dimensions. It doesn't even make sense. And I never was amazed by her like that before, thought she was just another hot hollywood bish. Was so wrong...
Anyway, after she asked if I was ok, and probably assumed I was severely autistic, I just laughed and said something along the lines of yeah, then tried to make a joke that I can't remember but know was just god awful. She gave this warm smile (again, probably assuming I was autistic and should have been wearing a helmet) and left back upstairs to her table.
I walked by her table like 20 minutes later and she was there with a big group. She was sitting on the lap of a guy one of the workers told me was the Rock's stunt double. No doubt he dropped the people's strudel deep in her sweet, sweet sugar walls that night while I tried to fap to her but decided I wasn't worthy.
I say all that to say I understand why Depp is depressed, and am surprised he hasn't just killed himself.
So a few weeks ago I (VERY BRIEFLY) met Amber Heard in a club in LA and went full miscer, and not in a good way. I was by the bathroom area and noticed a commotion and security guards. Some dude tried to get into the womens bathroom and got rekt by security, and I wanted to see what was going on so I went on over.
All of a sudden this chick emerges from the bathroom who is easily the hottest, most divinely beautiful creature i've ever laid eyes on. I had no idea it was Amber Heard at first, I just thought it was some random angel sent from heaven who happened to resemble her.
She walks by me and I actually hallucinate our elbows bumping together, so I say with full stutter "y-y-you good?". She looks back at me and clearly has no idea what i'm talking about. We make eye contact, and her face scrunches into a concerned look, and she asks "are you ok?". At this point, I'm lucky I can even form sounds and emit them from my mouth. I'm looking right at her, and again, this chick is EASILY the most gorgeous bish i've ever seen in person, in my life. I can't really describe the perfection of her face, so I'll let this study do it for me.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebri...utiful-8424885
I googled her when I got home and this popped up, a scientific study saying she has the most beautiful face on the planet. I would have called bullchit on this, if I hadn't actually seen her for myself, in person. Pictures dont do it justice at all.... you cant really see how retard hot she is in two dimensions. It doesn't even make sense. And I never was amazed by her like that before, thought she was just another hot hollywood bish. Was so wrong...
Anyway, after she asked if I was ok, and probably assumed I was severely autistic, I just laughed and said something along the lines of yeah, then tried to make a joke that I can't remember but know was just god awful. She gave this warm smile (again, probably assuming I was autistic and should have been wearing a helmet) and left back upstairs to her table.
I walked by her table like 20 minutes later and she was there with a big group. She was sitting on the lap of a guy one of the workers told me was the Rock's stunt double. No doubt he dropped the people's strudel deep in her sweet, sweet sugar walls that night while I tried to fap to her but decided I wasn't worthy.
I say all that to say I understand why Depp is depressed, and am surprised he hasn't just killed himself.
Is she really that hot? She doesn't really do it for me tbh.
is pretty much the most HNNNNNNG face I have ever seen, and even then, I don't think I'd react the way you did. Then again, maybe in person it's just different? IDK...
06-22-2018, 03:32 PM
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06-22-2018, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
A million at a timeLost almost all of his 600 million, don't understand how someone could blow off that much money.
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06-22-2018, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Ok sorry busta pls dont hurt me m8Click the fukking link.
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06-22-2018, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
thisis pretty much the most HNNNNNNG face I have ever seen, and even then, I don't think I'd react the way you did.Then again, maybe in person it's just different?IDK...
i never gave a fuk about amber heard until i saw her in person
and was literally reduced to retardation
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06-22-2018, 04:38 PM
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For anyone who says Depp wasnt a chad in his prime, watch this
the entire movie might as well be named "Chad Tutorial"
the entire movie might as well be named "Chad Tutorial"
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06-22-2018, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Thanks bro. Off spread.Welcome back Busta! Figures...you finally come back and i was gettin 3 hots and a cot servin time. what a blessed day it be, as we can now Daily Mail this bich in tandem
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06-22-2018, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
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06-22-2018, 05:43 PM
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During the Pirates series, he looked like a homeless, crack addicted, ******* sniffing, tranny f**king, mascara-wearing, mama's boy, who hasn't showered in ten days!
06-22-2018, 05:49 PM
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lol@ miscers saying he looks like sht....news flash you idiots, most people go downhill after 40, he's in his mid 50s ffs, obviously he isn't going to look like he did in his prime
06-22-2018, 06:10 PM
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damn she sucked his life force out and his cash. He looks like a frail skeleton. Same thing happened to the other guy who was in the Mummy after divorce/she took all his money his hair became thin as hell almost bald and he was pale and frail looking. I couldn't imagine going from millions to poverty, it's one thing to be poverty most of your life but to live that great life with millions then be robbed of it in divorce. If you survive that process without ending it, you come out looking like a zombie at the end.
How mad would you guys be seeing some random girl who does nothing, spending your millions and banging other dudes. Marriage is a fcking curse man in the old days it was to benefit kingdoms being united and in peace, now it's just you signing a paper saying if she doesn't like you anymore she can take all your assets.... wtf brahs why are you getting married and signing your death contracts? There is absolutely no need to get married these days unless your family is wealthy trying to form some kind of financial alliance.
If your dumb ass has to get married do not sign any death warrants on your assets. hory sht.
How mad would you guys be seeing some random girl who does nothing, spending your millions and banging other dudes. Marriage is a fcking curse man in the old days it was to benefit kingdoms being united and in peace, now it's just you signing a paper saying if she doesn't like you anymore she can take all your assets.... wtf brahs why are you getting married and signing your death contracts? There is absolutely no need to get married these days unless your family is wealthy trying to form some kind of financial alliance.
If your dumb ass has to get married do not sign any death warrants on your assets. hory sht.
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Originally Posted By RainingBlood⏩
you are the only one in this thread so far who has suggested this. Liberalism is a mental disorder.Hilarious how the misc thought johnny depp was the GOAT until it was found out he had liberal, anti-trump views.
Now it's "god, hope he dies".
Get a grip on yourselves.
Now it's "god, hope he dies".
Get a grip on yourselves.
06-22-2018, 06:26 PM
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I have to say it's impressive that this professional cum dumpster used Johnny Depp up and still upgraded to Elon Musk after. Bish is 32 too.
Can't believe Elon fell for this sh!t.
Can't believe Elon fell for this sh!t.
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Yes if you look at him from an objective physical standpoint hes makeup wearing dyel unfukable trashyou are talking about johnny depp as some incel?
perhaps the dumbest post ever made on the misc.
perhaps the dumbest post ever made on the misc.
He styles himself like a mentally ill female hobo
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
he's artistic bro, u just dont "get it".Yes if you look at him from an objective physical standpoint hes makeup wearing dyel unfukable trash
He styles himself like a mentally ill female hobo
He styles himself like a mentally ill female hobo
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06-22-2018, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Depp practices the dark arts.Love to see Chads rot. It's good for the soul.
But srsly tho...there was a suspicious case about a business partner of his disappearing and people think he murdered him...guy probably isn't that great of a person...probably a psychopath just like most hollywood types
But srsly tho...there was a suspicious case about a business partner of his disappearing and people think he murdered him...guy probably isn't that great of a person...probably a psychopath just like most hollywood types
06-22-2018, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Best picture of voe imo (or one of the best):Amber is much more beautiful than that girl imo (Emily?). Amber has a classic elegant beautiful face and the other girl is just pretty in a more ordinary way.
Ive also seen heard looking ridiculously beautiful but then other times when she was meh. Im guessing shes not as good looking irl but dude up there seems to disagree
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Amber got a more manly jaw, and is a tad bit more exotic lookingShe's very pretty but not the same level imo. Just face about a 7 and then considering her hair, body, clean cut wholesome style etc she's an 8 overall.
Whereas Amber has a 9/10 face by itself with classically beautiful bone structure.
Whereas Amber has a 9/10 face by itself with classically beautiful bone structure.
Whereas voe is a bit more feminine... To me
But imma go ahead and give it to voe because i think shes more naturally pretty. I definitely have seen heard looking juicy, but i think its more done up
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
And yet has pulled more poosy in his life than you could ever dream of?Yes if you look at him from an objective physical standpoint hes makeup wearing dyel unfukable trash
He styles himself like a mentally ill female hobo
He styles himself like a mentally ill female hobo
Stay mad, jealous misc losers.
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