Two that jump out at me right off the bat:

People that cross the street when the do not cross sign is on
And people that walk into my office and walk around my desk to situate themselves behind me to get a view of my monitors

This is a good of a place as any for a Server/Waiter rant.

-- People who do not even remotely acknowledge me when I come to the table and greet them, or simply blurt out a drink.

"Hi welcome to ___ My name is.."

"Coke"

Or simply *continue staring at menu in silence*

I've legit just walked away from a table when they've done this.

-- People who say they are ready to order, when they are not fuking ready to order at all, or when everyone else at their table is not at all ready to order.

Why the fuk do you people do this? All you are doing is making me stand there while you fuking decide, wasting my time that I could be using helping other people, meanwhile the Miscer over at table 13 is thinking "Wow this server sux, my drink is empty".

-- Women (rarely men.. but sometimes) who do not know how they like their steak cooked.

"How do you want that Sirloin cooked"... Blank stare followed by looking at their husband questioningly.
Bitch you are 38. You should know how you like your god damned steak.

-- Women who correct their husband while ordering, question their orders, or just overly worry about what their husband is ordering in general, because they want to eat two specific meals while only ordering one.

This **** happens so fuking often it blows my god damned mind.Guy will order exactly what he wants. "baby are you sure you want ____ instead of _____?" Leave him the fuk alone.

-- People who ignore their children and pay no attention to wtf their children are doing, or playing with.

I saw a kid literally slice his fingers to the bone (Like a 4 year old) playing with a steak knife 'cause his parents were on their phones. Or I've seen parents just fuking hand the caddie of various sugar packets to their kid so they can "Play" while the parents ignore them. Thanks for the fuking mess and raising your child like a god damned animal.

People that don't immediately drive off when the light turns green and they're at the front of all the traffic.

People that merge onto the main road from a side road in front of you knowing that there's not much space causing you to slow down drastically to let them in. Then they proceed to accelerate at a snails pace.

People that drive under the speed limit when they're on the fast lane.

People that don't indicate that they're turning until they begin turning.

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Can confirm that this chit is rampant in corporate office settings.
I swear 98% of these people do not have real conversations. They literally just take turns talking at each other about themselves.
When one is speaking, the other is just waiting for them to shut up so that they can talk more about whatever the fuk they did that weekend or repeat some benign story that is pointless and uninteresting.

It’s legit bizarre how people will basically just start spouting off about themselves, unprompted. Zero self awareness.
People can be so self centered and selfish.