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granny's cooch must feel like the warmest apple pie
11-05-2019, 11:07 AM
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I'm amazing by how much hair he has for 55, damn genetics of peace.
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11-05-2019, 11:12 AM
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She's 6'0".
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I'm going with a trap.
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She must give incredible BJs and let him plow any chick ge wants...sounds reasonable
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11-05-2019, 11:22 AM
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Gj for nailing Helen Mirren.
Tbh she looks like a succubus who intends to drain the immortality juice from Keanu to regain her youthful form.
Tbh she looks like a succubus who intends to drain the immortality juice from Keanu to regain her youthful form.
11-05-2019, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
This. Keanu is a cool guy, happy for him.Good for him. srs. I'd take someone I'm compatible with over a dime piece that brings drama, craziness, narcissism, etc. etc. any day. Ded fkn srs.
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11-05-2019, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Funniest thing you've ever said.Imagine what misc would have told her about her dating options lmao
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
thisLooks like it could be his mum, but shes a decade younger LOL
Dude looks like he's 35.
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11-05-2019, 11:51 AM
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"Keanu" is Hawaiian for 'man who love stale breeze'
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11-05-2019, 11:53 AM
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I have some female family members that stopped dying their hair, it definitely ages them
11-05-2019, 11:54 AM
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She looks old, but if she makes him happy, then good for him.
Originally Posted By Frank
On one hand, I can respect not being superficial and no longer chasing a youth that is long gone anyways. On the other hand, grey hairs are a turn off. Respect isn't getting my dick hard.I have some female family members that stopped dying their hair, it definitely ages them
11-05-2019, 11:57 AM
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He looks happy, good for him.
I think we can all agree that Keanu is one of the most humble, wisest of the actors. It's not surprising that he picked a non-traditional girlfriend. She seems like a nice person too from the pictures.
I think we can all agree that Keanu is one of the most humble, wisest of the actors. It's not surprising that he picked a non-traditional girlfriend. She seems like a nice person too from the pictures.
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Agree, they were both in their 80s when they did it so hard dicks probably werent a priorityShe looks old, but if she makes him happy, then good for him.
On one hand, I can respect not being superficial and no longer chasing a youth that is long gone anyways. On the other hand, grey hairs are a turn off. Respect isn't getting my dick hard.
On one hand, I can respect not being superficial and no longer chasing a youth that is long gone anyways. On the other hand, grey hairs are a turn off. Respect isn't getting my dick hard.
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Nah his hair is holding up just fine, he always had a high hairline. Just look at his pics from 1991:Norwood even got him FFS.
Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
What century is she from?


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Keanu wants grandma's homemade chocolate chip cookies I'm jelly srs
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No way she's under 65...
11-05-2019, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Sounds like you're not playing the right game.She looks old, but if she makes him happy, then good for him.
On one hand, I can respect not being superficial and no longer chasing a youth that is long gone anyways. On the other hand, grey hairs are a turn off.Respect isn't getting my dick hard.
On one hand, I can respect not being superficial and no longer chasing a youth that is long gone anyways. On the other hand, grey hairs are a turn off.Respect isn't getting my dick hard.
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Originally Posted By BigB2019⏩
Repped. Glad to see the GOAT happyMost miscers are children of the antichrist so they don't know what love really is so they don't understand.
The man is obviously in love, other superficial things don't mean a darn thing.
The man is obviously in love, other superficial things don't mean a darn thing.
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