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04-01-2020, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
Bro that was a dam good essay.Don't hold me accountable. The simps in dance clubs, the simps in pubs, the simps going on sexless dates entertaining vapid sloots and buying them drinks or even dinners are all significantly more guilty.
I've never been a pub or dance club simp in my entire life, dancing like a fool and yapping the night away trying to impress some vulgar kunts reeking of cigs. I've never been an orbiter as well. I've never gone on a second date with a sloot that wasn't ready to put out on the first. I have a well-trained woman who let me have two tinder dates a month in our very own home before I finally got tired of that chite. I've contributed next to nothing to this sad state of affairs.
But here we are. It is what it is. And most of us are masturbating. And most of us are not rawdogging obedient prime (<23) slave cunny (especially those of us that are older).
So why in Zeus's name would I deny myself the sweet olifactory pleasure of holding the very same pungent panties you see in the pics below and sniffing those teenage pussy smellz HARD while I jerk my meat? Why would I be such a masochist if that option is available to me for $30 or less? It makes no sense.
You alpha studs want to jerk off to hardcore porn or whatever it is you do to get your rocks off when you're alone? Go ahead. You do your thing. I'll do mine. But don't simp shame. Because we're all in this together, and because I guarantee you that most of you are far bigger simps than I have ever been.
I've never been a pub or dance club simp in my entire life, dancing like a fool and yapping the night away trying to impress some vulgar kunts reeking of cigs. I've never been an orbiter as well. I've never gone on a second date with a sloot that wasn't ready to put out on the first. I have a well-trained woman who let me have two tinder dates a month in our very own home before I finally got tired of that chite. I've contributed next to nothing to this sad state of affairs.
But here we are. It is what it is. And most of us are masturbating. And most of us are not rawdogging obedient prime (<23) slave cunny (especially those of us that are older).
So why in Zeus's name would I deny myself the sweet olifactory pleasure of holding the very same pungent panties you see in the pics below and sniffing those teenage pussy smellz HARD while I jerk my meat? Why would I be such a masochist if that option is available to me for $30 or less? It makes no sense.
You alpha studs want to jerk off to hardcore porn or whatever it is you do to get your rocks off when you're alone? Go ahead. You do your thing. I'll do mine. But don't simp shame. Because we're all in this together, and because I guarantee you that most of you are far bigger simps than I have ever been.
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04-01-2020, 06:34 PM
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#122
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Originally Posted By Tomohokk⏩
Misc was Chad land in its prime boyosMiscers aren't like who they used to be. We had the era of people who actually lifted. Then the wave of 4channers came. And now it filled with redditors and involuntary celibates.
Sucker born every minute. But at the end of the day, it's business. They're providing
How long before miscers start doing G4P?
Sucker born every minute. But at the end of the day, it's business. They're providing
How long before miscers start doing G4P?
04-02-2020, 12:35 AM
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#123
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[QUOTE=LooksMaximus post_id=1601394991]Don't hold me accountable. The simps in dance clubs, the simps in pubs, the simps going on sexless dates entertaining vapid sloots and buying them drinks or even dinners, the simps worshiping and marrying used up sloots, the simps completely dominated by their partners are all significantly more guilty.
I've never been a pub or dance club simp in my entire life, dancing like a fool and yapping the night away trying to impress some vulgar kunts reeking of cigs. I've never been an orbiter as well. I've never gone on a second date with a sloot that wasn't ready to put out on the first. I have a well-trained woman who let me have two tinder dates a month in our very own home before I finally got tired of that chite. I've contributed next to nothing to this sad state of affairs.
But here we are. It is what it is. And most of us are masturbating. And most of us are not rawdogging obedient prime (<23) slave cunny (especially those of us that are older).
So why in Zeus's name would I deny myself the sweet olifactory pleasure of holding the very same pungent panties you see in the pics below and sniffing those teenage pussy smellz HARD while I jerk my meat? Why would I be such a masochist if that option is available to me for $30 or less? It makes no sense.
You alpha studs want to jerk off to hardcore porn or whatever it is you do to get your rocks off when you're alone? Go ahead. You do your thing. I'll do mine. But don't simp shame. Because we're all in this together, and because I guarantee you that most of you are far bigger simps than I have ever been.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/eblt6A5.jpg[/im]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/LY62FWD.jpg[/im]
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[img]https://i.imgur.com/2UtIsyz.jpg[/im][/QUOTE][img]https://media1.giphy.com/media/wWue0rCDOphOE/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e476f01c871fdc575932b41d517bb02f95712c79817&rid=giphy.gif[/img]
I've never been a pub or dance club simp in my entire life, dancing like a fool and yapping the night away trying to impress some vulgar kunts reeking of cigs. I've never been an orbiter as well. I've never gone on a second date with a sloot that wasn't ready to put out on the first. I have a well-trained woman who let me have two tinder dates a month in our very own home before I finally got tired of that chite. I've contributed next to nothing to this sad state of affairs.
But here we are. It is what it is. And most of us are masturbating. And most of us are not rawdogging obedient prime (<23) slave cunny (especially those of us that are older).
So why in Zeus's name would I deny myself the sweet olifactory pleasure of holding the very same pungent panties you see in the pics below and sniffing those teenage pussy smellz HARD while I jerk my meat? Why would I be such a masochist if that option is available to me for $30 or less? It makes no sense.
You alpha studs want to jerk off to hardcore porn or whatever it is you do to get your rocks off when you're alone? Go ahead. You do your thing. I'll do mine. But don't simp shame. Because we're all in this together, and because I guarantee you that most of you are far bigger simps than I have ever been.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/eblt6A5.jpg[/im]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/LY62FWD.jpg[/im]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NPuUf75.jpg[/im]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/2UtIsyz.jpg[/im][/QUOTE][img]https://media1.giphy.com/media/wWue0rCDOphOE/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e476f01c871fdc575932b41d517bb02f95712c79817&rid=giphy.gif[/img]
04-02-2020, 12:39 AM
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#124
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Originally Posted By Drewdog428⏩
**** this gay earth brahimagine waking up every day thinking about your next donation to your favorite sloot online and if will be good enough for her.
"Son Accused of Killing Parents, Brother After Spending $200,000 on Bulgarian 'Cam Girl'
Police allege Grant Amato's addiction to a live-streaming porn site led him to steal from and then murder 3 family members"
Google that.
200k????? he could've bought a lifetime supply of hookers tbh
"Son Accused of Killing Parents, Brother After Spending $200,000 on Bulgarian 'Cam Girl'
Police allege Grant Amato's addiction to a live-streaming porn site led him to steal from and then murder 3 family members"
Google that.
200k????? he could've bought a lifetime supply of hookers tbh
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04-02-2020, 12:39 AM
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#125
04-03-2020, 06:59 AM
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#126
Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
is that image from your collection, you chitsniffing *******? jflI'm not clueless. I'm aware of every word I say. And that's dirty panties + 15-minute custom vid + shipping.
Meanwhile you're jerking off like a legit cuck sitting in a corner watching BBCs or BWCs destroying vaginas that you'll never even sniff, let alone penetrate.
JFL @ such a sterile, pathetic, emasculating masturbating experience.
Meanwhile you're jerking off like a legit cuck sitting in a corner watching BBCs or BWCs destroying vaginas that you'll never even sniff, let alone penetrate.
JFL @ such a sterile, pathetic, emasculating masturbating experience.
also lol @ you pleading for (your) simp acceptance in this thread
Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
ngl this makes a pretty funny copypastaDon't hold me accountable. The simps in dance clubs, the simps in pubs, the simps going on sexless dates entertaining vapid sloots and buying them drinks or even dinners, the simps worshiping and marrying used up sloots, the simps completely dominated by their partners are all significantly more guilty.
I've never been a pub or dance club simp in my entire life, dancing like a fool and yapping the night away trying to impress some vulgar kunts reeking of cigs. I've never been an orbiter as well. I've never gone on a second date with a sloot that wasn't ready to put out on the first. I have a well-trained woman who let me have two tinder dates a month in our very own home before I finally got tired of that chite. I've contributed next to nothing to this sad state of affairs.
But here we are. It is what it is. And most of us are masturbating. And most of us are not rawdogging obedient prime (<23) slave cunny (especially those of us that are older).
So why in Zeus's name would I deny myself the sweet olifactory pleasure of holding the very same pungent panties you see in the pics below and sniffing those teenage pussy smellz HARD while I jerk my meat? Why would I be such a masochist if that option is available to me for $30 or less? It makes no sense.
You alpha studs want to jerk off to hardcore porn or whatever it is you do to get your rocks off when you're alone? Go ahead. You do your thing. I'll do mine. But don't simp shame. Because we're all in this together, and because I guarantee you that most of you are far bigger simps than I have ever been.
I've never been a pub or dance club simp in my entire life, dancing like a fool and yapping the night away trying to impress some vulgar kunts reeking of cigs. I've never been an orbiter as well. I've never gone on a second date with a sloot that wasn't ready to put out on the first. I have a well-trained woman who let me have two tinder dates a month in our very own home before I finally got tired of that chite. I've contributed next to nothing to this sad state of affairs.
But here we are. It is what it is. And most of us are masturbating. And most of us are not rawdogging obedient prime (<23) slave cunny (especially those of us that are older).
So why in Zeus's name would I deny myself the sweet olifactory pleasure of holding the very same pungent panties you see in the pics below and sniffing those teenage pussy smellz HARD while I jerk my meat? Why would I be such a masochist if that option is available to me for $30 or less? It makes no sense.
You alpha studs want to jerk off to hardcore porn or whatever it is you do to get your rocks off when you're alone? Go ahead. You do your thing. I'll do mine. But don't simp shame. Because we're all in this together, and because I guarantee you that most of you are far bigger simps than I have ever been.
08-21-2020, 03:50 PM
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#127
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
REPPED Glaze this onto a plaque and hang it up in every house with males under the age of 13.Don't hold me accountable. The simps in dance clubs, the simps in pubs, the simps going on sexless dates entertaining vapid sloots and buying them drinks or even dinners, the simps worshiping and marrying used up sloots, the simps completely dominated by their partners are all significantly more guilty.
I've never been a pub or dance club simp in my entire life, dancing like a fool and yapping the night away trying to impress some vulgar kunts reeking of cigs. I've never been an orbiter as well. I've never gone on a second date with a sloot that wasn't ready to put out on the first. I have a well-trained woman who let me have two tinder dates a month in our very own home before I finally got tired of that chite. I've contributed next to nothing to this sad state of affairs.
But here we are. It is what it is. And most of us are masturbating. And most of us are not rawdogging obedient prime (<23) slave cunny (especially those of us that are older).
So why in Zeus's name would I deny myself the sweet olifactory pleasure of holding the very same pungent panties you see in the pics below and sniffing those teenage pussy smellz HARD while I jerk my meat? Why would I be such a masochist if that option is available to me for $30 or less? It makes no sense.
You alpha studs want to jerk off to hardcore porn or whatever it is you do to get your rocks off when you're alone? Go ahead. You do your thing. I'll do mine. But don't simp shame. Because we're all in this together, and because I guarantee you that most of you are far bigger simps than I have ever been.
I've never been a pub or dance club simp in my entire life, dancing like a fool and yapping the night away trying to impress some vulgar kunts reeking of cigs. I've never been an orbiter as well. I've never gone on a second date with a sloot that wasn't ready to put out on the first. I have a well-trained woman who let me have two tinder dates a month in our very own home before I finally got tired of that chite. I've contributed next to nothing to this sad state of affairs.
But here we are. It is what it is. And most of us are masturbating. And most of us are not rawdogging obedient prime (<23) slave cunny (especially those of us that are older).
So why in Zeus's name would I deny myself the sweet olifactory pleasure of holding the very same pungent panties you see in the pics below and sniffing those teenage pussy smellz HARD while I jerk my meat? Why would I be such a masochist if that option is available to me for $30 or less? It makes no sense.
You alpha studs want to jerk off to hardcore porn or whatever it is you do to get your rocks off when you're alone? Go ahead. You do your thing. I'll do mine. But don't simp shame. Because we're all in this together, and because I guarantee you that most of you are far bigger simps than I have ever been.
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