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Thread: I get the most salty single mom's on bumble 😂

post 1602670291 04-16-2020, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By AgentSkyhawk⏩
Preach.Dat.Mothafcukin.****. Bitches have a list as long as the declaration of independence of what they want/need in a man on their dating profiles. So as men put"Don't be fat, Don't have kids."then we have to get censored, **** otta here. OP keep that **** in your profile **** em
But that's like half or more of the dating profiles, OP would surely get no matches. (Not a knock at OP, just sayin the US market is trash).

Funny how all the tinder girls (skinny) I've smashed were foreign girls on vacation or relocated recently. ****.. just noticed my market is def foreign chicks.
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post 1602675241 04-16-2020, 11:30 AM
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....and miscers wonder why they can't get laid. I swear most of you live in some fantasy land where women are all virgins until you think its time to settle down. Y'all better start investing in your VR pron because your expectations VERY rarely meet reality, especially after 30 years old.
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post 1602675781 04-16-2020, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
oh well

women put shiit like

-must be 6'2"
-must be fit
-must make 6 figures
-no white men
etc

we can put no single moms, single mothers are dangerous individuals
manlet here, i can confirm



also lol'd at OP. i might have to do this for a week for the lulz
post 1602676261 04-16-2020, 11:42 AM
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post 1602677581 04-16-2020, 11:58 AM
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post 1602679111 04-16-2020, 12:16 PM
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why so many pages ITT lol

anyway she looks interested asf or just thirsty. would smash and nc tbh
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post 1602680031 04-16-2020, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Hahaha yeah seeing how the conversation continued I think she was actually trying to flirt with op.

Op would you hookup with single moms just for sex? Or are single moms a dealbreaker even for just hookups.
Really just depends. I would prefer not to since some chicks are insane enough to pretend that all they want is a hookup, when in reality they want to use it as some sort of guilt trip when you don't want to hangout every day after.

Single moms and divorced chicks are just emotional train wrecks.
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post 1602712371 04-16-2020, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Show your tinder pics Devin
Why you trying to steal them for yours? 😂
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post 1602714631 04-16-2020, 07:47 PM
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People don't like to be judged and she expects all guys to be accommodating for her life decisions. In her mind she probably feels like every guy is attacking her with the no single mother bit.

I mean the OP did nothing wrong. He simply does not want to deal with another mans kid. Why can't she respect his wishes from one human being to another?
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post 1602714841 04-16-2020, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Well that is rude to put in your profile. Just swipe left on single moms if you don’t like them.
I'd say "not every mom puts it in her bio" but experience says that literally. Every. Single. Single. Mom. Has some obnoxious trash in there about her chitty kids and failed adventures with raising a family.
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post 1602714991 04-16-2020, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
"Look, clearly you want dick, so come and get it or phuck off"
I will be reappropriating this for my purposes
post 1602715181 04-16-2020, 07:57 PM
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Please rate my latest single mom match

post 1602715351 04-16-2020, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Please rate my latest single mom match

Wut is that thing?
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post 1602716461 04-16-2020, 08:12 PM
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post 1602716521 04-16-2020, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Devin459⏩
Wut is that thing?
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post 1602716671 04-16-2020, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
id smash
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post 1602717821 04-16-2020, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Right that’s what I figured. I assume the vast majority of single moms either have pics of their kids or a reference to their kids in their bio.

So in that case op is just trying to be edgy or provocative by expressly including that statement instead of simply swiping left.

If I put “no short guys” or “no bald guys” in my bio what do you think misc would say?
If you put something in your bio that I fell in the category of, I would just unmatch you. No harm no foul.
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post 1602730581 04-17-2020, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Devin459⏩
I didn't send her anything. You can clearly see that she messaged first. Had she read my bio then she could have swiped left just the same. More of the fault is on her anyway for even messaging me in the first place dummy.

Not wanting to date single mom's isn't douchy. It's a preference. Don't act like you dont have them.
You both sound attention starved. It makes no sense to swipe on a single mom when you know you have no interest in them. Just as she should have done the same when she saw you had no interest in her.
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post 1602733381 04-17-2020, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Yeah that is wrong to hide it. Kids are a hugely important factor in dating.

Depends on age too because after a certain age you’d just assume most people have kids so you can ask about it. I would definitely ask guys if the guy was over 30 or so.

As to just hookups it wouldn’t really matter though.
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post 1602733761 04-17-2020, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Please rate my latest single mom match

lmfao, buddy; sorry to ruin her light of day, but the reason why people are gonna realize she isn't like everyone else is because she already ate everyone else

jfl
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post 1602734051 04-17-2020, 02:35 AM
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Careful OP, these apps will not hesitate to ban you if a triggered sloot reports you. Men are a dime a dozen on dating apps so they need to pander hard to women. I got banned from Tinder for calling a girl a thot, she had her venmo in her profile and her bio said "send me $5 and see what happens" which is blatantly against Tinder's rules, and yet I'm the one who gets banned lmao.
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post 1602740051 04-17-2020, 06:21 AM
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Single moms are the most entitled people on dating apps. They act like their kids make their value go up lol.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Right that’s what I figured. I assume the vast majority of single moms either have pics of their kids or a reference to their kids in their bio.

So in that case op is just trying to be edgy or provocative by expressly including that statement instead of simply swiping left.

If I put “no short guys” or “no bald guys” in my bio what do you think misc would say?
ur a single mom in her 40s. Thats why ur taking offense
post 1602740721 04-17-2020, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Yeah that is wrong to hide it. Kids are a hugely important factor in dating.

Depends on age too because after a certain age you’d just assume most people have kids so you can ask about it. I would definitely ask guys if the guy was over 30 or so.

As to just hookups it wouldn’t really matter though.
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I go a step further and add “No single moms. Not interested in your bad decisions, poor morals or part time parenting.” They get so rustled they match me just to rip me lol.
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expect to have you account suspended soon if you have potentially offensive things on your bio
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I didnt think single moms were on grindr op.
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Dat feel when the single moms, who match with me are on averasge 2 points above the rest of my matches.
Hot single mom or ugly chick without kids is a decision I am faced withon dating apps all the time.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Please rate my latest single mom match

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Originally Posted By SweetPetals⏩
You both sound attention starved. It makes no sense to swipe on a single mom when you know you have no interest in them. Just as she should have done the same when she saw you had no interest in her.
If you took half a second to read the posts you would know I dont intentionally swipe on single moms. I want nothing to do with them.
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