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Thread: srs thread.. I let a guy come over

post 1610645171 07-15-2020, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Its everything on the right side of this pic. Its like every episode of COPS ive ever seen. Starts with a domestic disturbance call, they come over, the house is trashed, theres some kids running around outside in diapers and always a barking dog.

The blinds are trashed from the throes of passionate love making.

I'm not sure why someone was scribbling on your A/C unit with a marker tho.
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post 1610645241 07-15-2020, 05:37 AM
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Coulda swore OP was decent looking at one time. WTF happened? Cold brah take her soul?
post 1610645251 07-15-2020, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
Dude, simplify it

It looks like and is a ****ingcrackhouse. You can't talk your way out of this one and the drug addict bloatlord that you brought home with you is also proof of it among yourself in that photo
well I just remembered that I have money and yeah my place isn't living up to it's name.. talk to yall later after I get my boost
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post 1610645401 07-15-2020, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
The blinds are trashed from the throes of passionate love making.

I'm not sure why someone was scribbling on your A/C unit with a marker tho.
Last scribbles from a man at death's door, while slowly succumbing to his ********-fueled demise.
post 1610645541 07-15-2020, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
misc is going to now do a Michelle choose your own adventure.. first choice is Michelle is hungry does she a. travel wherever to get breakfast b. go to sleep and then go get lunch with better food c. wait til 8am to get food from the grocery store
D. Or get the D from me
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post 1610645691 07-15-2020, 05:42 AM
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That house must reek of cigarettes
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post 1610645701 07-15-2020, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
well I just remembered that I have money and yeah my place isn't living up to it's name.. talk to yall later after I get my boost
You have such an awesome talent of just completely dodging any remark and just going in your own demented head

I'll admit that's one thing I admire about you, but that's pretty much it
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post 1610645731 07-15-2020, 05:43 AM
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post 1610645751 07-15-2020, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
Coulda swore OP was decent looking at one time. WTF happened? Cold brah take her soul?
look at my eye ratio to mouth and my palpulas with my chin muscle... even without makeup you should be able to tell that my aesthetics are at minimal a 7.89256203562/10. I suction my eyebags and throw on some makeup and I easily look like a 10.10 23 year old..
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post 1610646541 07-15-2020, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By ChknFrydMFer⏩
That house must reek of cigarettes
not when I can't find them
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post 1610646671 07-15-2020, 05:56 AM
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i bet bolobrah would smash
post 1610646851 07-15-2020, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
Misc, why are there no girls here. Also misc, lets **** talk this girl.

Michelle, go get breakfast, clean your freak'n place up, make us some samiches, and post noodzThen we can tell if you really " look like a 10.10 23 year old.."
what about the makeup...if i do that then I might not have to do some of the other stuff
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post 1610647001 07-15-2020, 06:00 AM
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strong crack house
post 1610647181 07-15-2020, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
what about the makeup...if i do that then I might not have to do some of the other stuff
If you need to wear makeup to look like a 23 years old, then you have your answer. You don't look like one.
post 1610647321 07-15-2020, 06:04 AM
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Guess you ****ed up. Now you'll have to stab him to death and put him in the bathtub for the time being so you can rest. It's the only option really.

I think EOD and Michelle should get together. That would be an interesting relationship to witness.
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post 1610647611 07-15-2020, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted By GODself⏩
If you need to wear makeup to look like a 23 years old, then you have your answer. You don't look like one.
I'm actually dating a 24 year old female lol... it's not that great
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post 1610647801 07-15-2020, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Auraria⏩
Balconybrah brought a girl over from tinder, apparently she was super crazy and she ran to the balcony, he locked her out on the balcony 14 floors up, then she jumped.
Supposedly, he was found not guilty some how.
You forgot the best part


He went to get pizza b4 anything else
post 1610647921 07-15-2020, 06:12 AM
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In 2020 a woman like this can easily bang any person she wants.. Her male equivalent would be a crackhead living under a bridge with no teeth..
post 1610648141 07-15-2020, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
In 2020 a woman like this can easily bang any person she wants.. Her male equivalent would be a crackhead living under a bridge with no teeth..
I don't think most decent men wood enter that house ....
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post 1610648191 07-15-2020, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
You forgot the best part


He went to get pizza b4 anything else
wasnt there audio recording of him getting the slice of supreme lmao
post 1610648211 07-15-2020, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
I'm actually dating a 24 year old female lol... it's not that great
Wtf...
A mans penis is worth two in the bush.
post 1610649541 07-15-2020, 06:38 AM
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I just read every page and what the actual fuk is going on?

Get help.
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post 1610650661 07-15-2020, 06:57 AM
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OP you're 6ft. Probably taller than him. Drag that Manlet out of your room, the way you dragged him into that room.

Edit: I just read entire thread so nothing I said is valid anymore. But holy chicken ****, I'm so aware now. Wild
post 1610650711 07-15-2020, 06:58 AM
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Pics of ballsack? I might be able to recognise him
post 1610650921 07-15-2020, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
wasnt there audio recording of him getting the slice of supreme lmao
Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
You forgot the best part


He went to get pizza b4 anything else
Oh chit you're right, he went with his dad right?!
lmao fukken savage
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post 1610651041 07-15-2020, 07:03 AM
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holy chit breh
do not read my posts and weep, i am not there i do not sleep
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post 1610651241 07-15-2020, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Which miscer is it and when will be mine turn for MichelleLnne?
What do you want on your gravestone?
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1610651331 07-15-2020, 07:07 AM
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Nice trap house
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post 1610651751 07-15-2020, 07:14 AM
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Just tell him to fukk off. Hes an inkie and he went home with you, it's not like the guy has high expectations.
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post 1610651761 07-15-2020, 07:14 AM
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