I mean, a beavercel is one thing; rentcel another; but this guy clearly has a malfunction in his rental lobe or something, LOL.

USA should grant titles and coat of arms to all landowners too.

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True. Us Lords of the Land - I mean, what we're doing is contributing to the public good.

We provide affordable housing for the folks who can't (yet?) get a down payment together.
We provide for those whochooseto rent, insisting that it is a far better option than buying a property.

And so on.






Exactly.

Imagine how triggered you have to be to create an alt and constantly chase the posts of someone who...survey says...etheredyou.

Just imagine.

And let it sink in.

4 days Rentcells.

Let it sink in, folks:

Better tighten up boys... This quadplex aint gonna pay for itself...plus daddy needs a new truck. I was thinking maybe an f-250 platinum with the 6.7 powerstroke and the massaging seats. Of course ill buy one slightly used when the auto market tanks and bidens plan takes full effect. Thank goodness i have a few LLC's so that i can write my new truck that YOURE paying for off as a "work truck" for my "property management" business. Just remember, instead of $1750 a month its now $1885 a month. We also aren't going to be paying your heat anymore, so make sure you do a few extra uber routes to cover that or else its going to be a brisk winter!!

Just got a call from one of my rentcels. He stated he and his wife would be going out of town for three days starting Saturday AM. He politely asked if he could bring his rent payment by on Friday instead of the first of the month. I stated that would be fine but he should not expect any type of discount for paying early. He said he understood and would see me Friday after he got off work. I have good rentcels.



Brootal.

Can't imagine having to look at my bank accounts and budget for my rent or mortgage payment each month like a pathetic poorcel LMFAO

He thinks mRNA vaccines are gene therapy. LMFAO. Ethered? I don't think so.

ATTN FLORIDA RENTCELLS. Be sure to go ahead and get your rental payment in. Banks will be closed. The storm could wipe out all power and internet preventing you from making online payments. Unfortunately, late fee's don't run on electricity. As well even if the unit is washed out to sea, your lease still exists so you will still be obligated to honor your obligations.

Sincerely,

Mr. Sheckleberg
Your Landlord

Yep. Rentcels must pay on time. It is known.

JFL.

3 Day WARNING!

Some sage advice for rentcels, from a Lord of the Land:

I mean, if your handle is "beautiful" "laay"...#priorities starts to kick in.

Brb, raising all the minimum rent payments on my properties to 4k.

LOL

3 days rentcells. 3 days.... hope you have a fat paycheck Friday.Children pretending to be adults. If they are adults at all they are "Basic" at best.

Hey lads, so it's getting quite chilly and my landlord has a policy of not turning the heating on until November 1.

The pipes froze last winter and the roof caved in, and we were without any heat or running water for two days. Bylaws was called twice, the landlord was fined, and it still took 3 months to patch the ceiling. This hasn't expedited their urgency around other problems with the building

"Lads" explains everything now. UK rentcels have a particular hatred for some landlords.

Fetch me my afternoon tea, and be quick about it.

I see two retards here, srs.

Because unless you are a Lord, you can't own land. So even if you're a homeowner you have to lease the land your house sits on.

But they have the same freedoms we do, right? Maybe they should throw some tea into the harbor. Worked last time we did it.

Me too. I meet some of the first kind in NYC who couple:

"I live in Yorkville in a BEAUTIFUL 1 bedroom with views and it's ONLY 5800/month".

A few seconds later

"Oh gosh I mean I love the city but I had to pay rent the last few months using my credit card because employers I mean OMG".


^ An actually heard conversation getting coffee in Midtown East. It doesn't get more real than this.

Is there anyone in the UK - even given the last three hundred years - that had the testosterone the Founding Fathers did?

Yep. The quality in these threads is a little better, but not much. I'm astounded. We're taught to hate each other by political affiliation, race, religion, and so much more. Until the current housing bubble I never saw homeowner vs renter animosity. It's really weird, new tribalism that exposes retards on both sides.

Mcfly? He was replying to this:




As in, there are two retards in that image. Frothing at the mouth seems to have impaired your ability to understand context.

Probably not but to be fair, nobody with those test levels here in the US either. Those who came here before a country was here, had some pretty big balls. I was learning about how they lived, it wasn't easy. I think it runs along the lines of "hard times create strong men" and the UK at that point having the biggest empire ever was in the stage where the strong men of the UK had created good times and "good times create weak men" so naturally they got their rekd in our revolution. Well, the strong men of our country have created good times and we now have weak men creating hard times.

Which underscores the important role Lords of the Land play in providing affordable housing.

We as humanity face different challenges today - the insidious attack on testosterone for example, as seen in the assault on "competition" as if it is necessarily toxic. All we can do is keep up the good fight, and hope others will too.

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I added three new prompts to our pay portal this month requesting a tip and add on services on top of the rentcucks monthly payment

If they don’t go through all the prompts, their payment is marked late and they’re fined/evicted lol

Intredasting

So you don’t like the personal touch of physically collecting tribute from each of your serfs at the start of the month?

I suppose it’s the way of the future