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post 1677613513 02-20-2023, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
If mods will agree I want to see this vagina that is 5" off from where it should be too LMAO. Come on mods.
It might be only 2 or 3 inches off, but with how HTC the doll is it creates a multiplier effect as far as easy access srs
post 1677613673 02-20-2023, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh
Attempt to use it and the vag is misplaced 4-5 inches too far towards the front of the doll and it has like a 45 inch ass so anal almost impossible as well (see sig, only 6.3").
vag is misplaced WTF? design or manufacturing flaw WTF? let's see pic.
post 1677614093 02-20-2023, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
vag is misplaced WTF? design or manufacturing flaw WTF?
Ask lockdev, he's the one making these things.
post 1677614663 02-20-2023, 02:11 PM
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OP whatever you do...PLEASE ensure you document getting rid of this thing. post photos of you stuffing it in the trunk of your car, dumping it on the side of the road, a photo log of you sawing it up with a circular saw etc.

if you do this it will be an alltime top misc thread (easily top 5)
post 1677614783 02-20-2023, 02:13 PM
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Unless you've been to camp before, I feel like nude pics of a doll would just get you a warning. If anything. Throw them behind spoilers just to be kind to those who don't want them popping up at work.
post 1677615023 02-20-2023, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd
Unless you've been to camp before, I feel like nude pics of a doll would just get you a warning. If anything. Throw them behind spoilers just to be kind to those who don't want them popping up at work.
See first line of sig.
post 1677615183 02-20-2023, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh
damn that sexdoll mami thicc
Originally Posted By lockdev
Oh lawd.

OP: I work in this industry. You can legit sell them used, especially if you bought the removable vageen. Just do a google search for "doll forum".

You also overpaid. You can get a top of the line WM doll model for 1500. That looks like an SY model or something similar. IE bottom tier.

I'd personally keep it and hang it in the closet. Just put a lock on the closet door.

Next time buy a WM. They're legit.
post 1677615203 02-20-2023, 02:19 PM
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PM the vag pics to someone honorable willing to take the risk to post it. Rich? we need 2 pics. one up close of the vag and one from further out of the vag and body. i want to see this vag flaw because i can't wrap my mind around it. i don't see how they'd make this mistake. where the f**k are these made? China?
post 1677615353 02-20-2023, 02:20 PM
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Would SMASH
post 1677615623 02-20-2023, 02:25 PM
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post 1677615783 02-20-2023, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
PM the vag pics to someone honorable willing to take the risk to post it. Rich? we need 2 pics. one up close of the vag and one from further out of the vag and body. i want to see this vag flaw because i can't wrap my mind around it. i don't see how they'd make this mistake. where the f**k are these made? China?
lol @ sex doll tradies srs

I'll take more pics eventually and either prime minister them or post if mods cool with it. Gotta get ready for bowling (drinking) league so it wont be till either later tonight or tomorrow. I doubt pics would even look that outrageous, miscers wouldn't understand unless they realized how htc and heavy it is in addition to the hole placement.
post 1677615943 02-20-2023, 02:30 PM
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post 1677616013 02-20-2023, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
PM the vag pics to someone honorable willing to take the risk to post it. Rich? we need 2 pics. one up close of the vag and one from further out of the vag and body. i want to see this vag flaw because i can't wrap my mind around it. i don't see how they'd make this mistake. where the f**k are these made? China?
think OP has been using the belly button
post 1677616053 02-20-2023, 02:33 PM
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The only correct way to dispose of it is to construct a large misc hat out of buoyant wood, put it inside wearing a misc hat stood as if looking over yonder and send it out to sea/down a river. Some things are worth it boyyo
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post 1677616583 02-20-2023, 02:40 PM
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Op, I will pay for shipping costs if you ship to void haze. Ded fukn srs.
mo e
post 1677617473 02-20-2023, 02:50 PM
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OP owns a sex doll and he's on a bowling team.


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post 1677617673 02-20-2023, 02:52 PM
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would pics of bunghole be against misc nudity rules...?
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post 1677617963 02-20-2023, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh
It might be only 2 or 3 inches off, but with how HTC the doll is it creates a multiplier effect as far as easy access srs
Why would you buy a fat doll?

Jesus if you are going to buy a ****ing doll she should look hot and model like.

Not some common centaur bish you can find literally every 2 feet outside.

I should neg you for that
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post 1677618353 02-20-2023, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
Why would you buy a fat doll?

Jesus if you are going to buy a ****ing doll she should look hot and model like.

Not some common centaur bish you can find literally every 2 feet outside.

I should neg you for that
Originally Posted By mainebrahh
Long story short I made an impulse purchase duringblack Friday
No fap November brah, test was high as ****.
post 1677618473 02-20-2023, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh
It might be only 2 or 3 inches off, but with how HTC the doll is it creates a multiplier effect as far as easy access srs
WTF does this mean?

Be specific
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post 1677618923 02-20-2023, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
WTF does this mean?

Be specific
If you fuk a sloot (or doll) that actually has an ass it essentially makes your dick shorter, combine that with unnatural orfice positioning and using the doll becomes a pita
post 1677618963 02-20-2023, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
WTF does this mean?

Be specific
Sex dolls are harder to penetrate because they're not as flexible as women. They actually have a term for it in the sex doll community called "hole placement". Some are better than others, but it definitely takes some practice to get the doll posed just right.

It sounds like this particular doll has an odd hole placement, and OP hasn't figured out the best way to clap dem cheeks.
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post 1677619213 02-20-2023, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By lockdev
Sex dolls are harder to penetrate because they're not as flexible as women. They actually have a term for it in the sex doll community called "hole placement". Some are better than others, but it definitely takes some practice to get the doll posed just right.

It sounds like this particular doll has an odd hole placement, and OP hasn't figured out the best way to clap dem cheeks.
Just when you thought you’ve heard everything…
post 1677619223 02-20-2023, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh
If you fuk a sloot (or doll) that actually has an ass it essentially makes your dick shorter, combine that with unnatural orfice positioning and using the doll becomes a pita
In what fng position?

It shouldn't matter in missionary.
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post 1677619303 02-20-2023, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By lockdev
Sex dolls are harder to penetrate because they're not as flexible as women. They actually have a term for it in the sex doll community called "hole placement". Some are better than others, but it definitely takes some practice to get the doll posed just right.

It sounds like this particular doll has an odd hole placement, and OP hasn't figured out the best way to clap dem cheeks.
I've never seen one before. Now I assume a Real Doll doesn't have this issue?

But OP bought some Kmart doll correct?
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post 1677619423 02-20-2023, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh
Ask lockdev, he's the one making these things.
Irontechs are made in China brah.

I work with nothing but high class US-made silicone dolls now. Hole placement is 10/10.

Those chinese TPE dolls definitely feel better though. They just don't last long and have 8/10 at best aesthetics.

Irontech is mid-grade. You shouldn't be having issues with it. Sounds like a manufacturing flaw.

Not sure how the skeletons are on the Irontechs, but if they're anything like JinSan dolls, you should be able to get them into a smashable position.

And holy fook, 130+ lbs? How tall is it? You might have made a rookie mistake and bought a tall doll.

Best dolls are ~5'. Much lighter and easier to work with.
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post 1677619503 02-20-2023, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
In what fng position?

It shouldn't matter in missionary.
Pussy is placed slightly too far on front side so the legs get in way.
Then doggy dat angus is too big
Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl same issues plus doll is fkn top heavy and wants to tip over
post 1677619593 02-20-2023, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By lockdev
Irontechs are made in China brah.

I work with nothing but high class US-made silicone dolls now. Hole placement is 10/10.

Those chinese TPE dolls definitely feel better though. They just don't last long and have 8/10 at best aesthetics.

Irontech is mid-grade. You shouldn't be having issues with it. Sounds like a manufacturing flaw.

Not sure how the skeletons are on the Irontechs, but if they're anything like JinSan dolls, you should be able to get them into a smashable position.

And holy fook, 130+ lbs? How tall is it? You might have made a rookie mistake and bought a tall doll.

Best dolls are ~5'. Much lighter and easier to work with.
sounds like the T-800 vs. the T-1000.

WTF do you do for the company?
post 1677619633 02-20-2023, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By lockdev
Irontechs are made in China brah.

I work with nothing but high class US-made silicone dolls now. Hole placement is 10/10.

Those chinese TPE dolls definitely feel better though. They just don't last long and have 8/10 at best aesthetics.

Irontech is mid-grade. You shouldn't be having issues with it. Sounds like a manufacturing flaw.

Not sure how the skeletons are on the Irontechs, but if they're anything like JinSan dolls, you should be able to get them into a smashable position.

And holy fook, 130+ lbs? How tall is it? You might have made a rookie mistake and bought a tall doll.

Best dolls are ~5'. Much lighter and easier to work with.
5'1" ded fkn srs it's HTC as fuk. Should've bought me a lil asian sloot.
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Lmfao, lost it at the pic.


Inb4 OP has 200 PM's offering to pay postage
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