lmao bloatlord ships

holy shyt. you're right. and its a big shark head too.

I was hoping he either drowned or it was a small shark like a reef shark but the sharks head is bigger than his body.

probably dragged him under and finished him off.

That's a large hammerhead shark.

Better than treading water for 3 days and dying from exhaustion. At least it was quick.

theres actually more than 1 shark.

first a smaller one at the beginning which peaced out as soon as the huge one came in at the end.

He probably won't be doing that again

I hope that kid is fine(srs)

Anybody remember that old thread when a shark viciously attacked a jogger? NSFW

forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=109995481

That's his foot coming out of the water and going back in. I know everyone wants to think a shark instantly snatched the boi up but as a shark expert of over 15 years (I've watched many a shark week/sharkfest on nat geo), that's not their typical pattern of attack.

Apparently jumping off of cruise ships in the Bahamas is a thing


https://youtu.be/y3yeEoGQm4Q

Looks like a tiger shark

The splash at the start could just be from the boats wake it was a smaller party boat not a cruise ship and he was swimming away because he couldn't see the buoy since it's night time and his face is surface level with the buoy and it could have just been his legs splashing not a shark grabbing him or it could be a shark could be either the video is such low quality

the fact that you can't see him anymore by the end I'll lean more towards shark grabbed him and those were his screams

Watch the vid frame by frame. He was 100% attacked by a shark. You can see trashing at second 9-10, it’s the shark attacking the kids legs. You can also hear yells of panic and pain if you listen carefully enough.


And at second 12, again frame by frame you can see the kid being pulled down, he just disappears.


He wasn’t being dragged by the current, that makes no sense, you can’t even see him trying to swim hard or anything towards the life saver. He turns around and starts swimming the other way because he spots the shark near the lifesaver. If someone is trying to swim against the current, they wouldn’t let it calmly spin them the other way around and start kicking and bracing in the opposite direction they intend to go.


Again, watch carefully second 9 and 10. You can see a clearly unnatural movement in his legs and a sudden violent reaction of his body, plus if you pause it at the right frame you can even see the sharks figure next to his legs. I don’t get how anybody can see the pictures of the shadow grey figures posted above(especially the first one) and not see a shark. The splashing around at the beginning made me suspicious of a shark the first time I saw the video, but didn’t really see anything, and I was surprised nobody mentioned it at first on this thread.


Kid was swallowed by shark/sharks the minute he touched water srs, what a ****ty way to go.

why would you even say some as misctard as that? I've watched tv so I am somewhat of an expert? I'm convinced people trade reps around here or suck dik for em cuz so many misctards pollute the forum and eclipse reps of any reasonable posters. LOL at the "i got laid" reps as well.

I want you to watch this clip below. Pay attention to the bottom of his left sole of his foot....as it goes down....you see a gigantic gray triangle come and bob its head up out of the water.

then you see the kid's head going down, like hes being pulled downwards. Shark got his leg and swam downwards pulling him underneath the surface. just pay attention to the vid. someone was kind enough to slow it down for the morons of the world like yourself.

BTW: there are likely two sharks, but I don't want you to use up the few brain cells you have straining to look for both.

If it was the boat wake why did he immediatly stop and swim in the exact opposite direction the moment the shape makes a turn for him? Also notice how unresponsive he is to his friends. He would be otherwise goofin like a fool but he is clearly spooked by something and completely ignores them once he sees it.

Sad to see. Again I wonder how bad (I know it's been taken over by commies) our education system is to produce a kid who thought any of that was a good idea if he even thought at all (Which he probably didn't). Hope he's at peace now (In before pieces shark joke).

Even when times get tough I have to laugh and thank god I was born with a few functioning brain cells and know - even when drinking - that this is a stupid idea.


Thank you Darwin for taking another one.

http://publish.twitter.com/?query=ht...8&widget=Tweet

fuark..dude slowed it down.... goodnight sweet prince

Looks like he already has.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-b2349367.html

Sharks are just swimming along near boats at night, waiting to bite and kill anything that falls in the water? That's the working hypothesis here?

This is the type of rustling misque trolls can only dream of lmaooooo

Honestly can't believe some people are so sheltered by the age of 18 that they can't think jumping into water in that region of the world at night is a good idea.

Mind blow. Dude suicided himself just to be one of the "bros"

Looks like he died doing what he loved... being stupid.

I find this odd as well

They were probably throwing sh into the water

Prob why they dared him ,after they saw a shark

60 IQ......tik Tok wonder boi

Guys on board sound like Bill & Ted-yo bro, dude's like totally in the water bro. Probably a combined IQ of 200 on that vessel.

This is what happens you raise a generation on tiktok and youtube shorts. That moron was toast the moment he left the boat.

In Belize I jumped off the back of our boat with 40-50+ sharks visible right under us but they were nurse sharks and it was daytime ROFL. Surely those kids were told not to jump overboard because of deadly sharks. Nighttime just compounds the NOPE factor. RIP to the drunk retarded simp.

We all make stupid mistakes but sometimes your mistake ends up being your last (dfs)

Sharks regularly follow boats, because they are usually fishing and throwing chum in the water to attract fish.

Couple buckets of chum and you have 50 sharks circling your boat.

This is also at night on a party boat with lights and music that are going to attract fish and stuff that likes to eat fish.

Dude must be more afraid of the Norwood Reaper than the Grim Reaper.