hahaha

Don't have too many related to girls tbh, was a beta forever alone hugless kissless handholdless incel at school and I lost my virginity and first kiss to a hooker (srs).

There's still a few though, one time I was daydreaming or something in Maths class and moaned involuntarily when I was 13 everyone thought I was wanking/fapping in class. Another time was to a middle school ball, my oneitis hadn't been asked despite being quite popular and I eventually told one of her friends that I'd go with her. In the end when I went I was really anxious and barely spoke a word to her, I actually ended up dancing more with this less popular and less good looking girl and she went off with some other guy.

Worst involved my parents though, I was under the impression that even though I was a beta forever alone hugless kissless handholdless incel, when I did finally get laid I would blow the girls mind with my sexors technique and be thought of as a stud slayer. One way or another I ended up buying those 2girlsteachsex vids featuring former pornstar Shawna Lenee. It arrived in the post one day and I was coming back from a day out with my family. They saw the name on the postage 'ding dong' and wondered who that could be. At that moment I pretty much had a massive panic attack. My mind went blank, and I grabbed the parcel from my mom's hands and muttered that it was for me. My memory is a bit blank from then on but they got me to open it in front of them. They saw the title and were probably thinking 'wtf?' I bailed and locked myself in another room whilst my dad went to look over the discs.

When I was 19 before breaking up from uni for the summer I told my oneitis who I’d known for 3 years we couldn’t be friends anymore because I fancied her. It was cringeably immature and awkward, she look horrified and was like ‘uugh I better go’. I never spoke or saw her again until 11 years later she tried to add my on FB which I ignored out of shame.

fancied. We Harry Potter now fam. Did you snog too?