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2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.

"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric

Originally Posted By Drakor⏩

Deets on said mammies

they were glorious.

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16 months and all you've done is seen some bobs?

fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger

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getting really close. got a girl in my room. went on a few dates and saw a movie. third date night out we came back to her building. we stood there. she looked at me and said 'so.... what do you want to do now?' i asked her to come up to mine if she doesnt mind. she says 'yeah i dont mind'. i play it cool as a cucumber and swagger up to my room with her. i start small talking x40 once we get in, showing her around my room. after a while she like 'so...' and chuckles. i keep going with the small talk, taking it as a sign to up the convo. after 5 minutes of this she says she better head back. i'm like 'ill walk you down'.







Almost.

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I keep pushing because I think I'm untouchable. But I'll learn the hard way because I'm only a popcorn fart away from a 30 day ban.

marketing for life

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Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

Strange hobbies

#FREEPH*GGOT

MMGA

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just 'broke up' with said girl who was in my room. we had went on 4-5 dates, and on the last date we went to go see a show together. it went well, but i left early to go to mcdonalds for dinner. she kinda texted me if she did anything wrong. it only struck me later on that i should have stayed, and maybe get the gushy. she asked what now? after the show and i told her im going to mcd's.
last night i texted her saying that i didn't want to mislead her. she's pretty conservative and inexperienced and i didn't want to use her... didn't want anything serious and let her know through text. she said she didn't want that casual relationship... i didn't feel a chemistry for an actuall relationship. now that i think about it, i definitely could have gotten to 2nd if not 3rd base that night. i just felt guilty doing that with a reserved girl who kind of wanted something more. turns out shes not quite as conservative as i thought, just wanted more than fwb status. feel like i still could have stole a couple bases for fricks sake. ugh.

well now i have my freedom and going to go all out, pursuing all the plentiful iois i'm graced with. game on.

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"Most people overestimate what they can do in a year, and underestimate what they can do in ten years"

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Originally Posted By muscle_marketer⏩

A real fa miscer life tale

I want to be leaf op

bri leaf my friend. bri leaf.

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fuark. didn't keep up with my goal to pursue all iois. had a sweet smelling latina chick sit right next to me in the stretching spot of the gym. smelled so feminine. she just sat there and left after i didn't stop stretching. this other girl was kind of following me from the treadmill to the stretch spot on the opposite side of her. couldn't mack on said latina because of this other girl, might make her feel bad. and didn't want other people to hear. fuark. had a hot girl stare at me while heading back to the dorms for a shower, this cute girl in leggings with her head turned at her car in the parking lot. fuark bros, im slacking. just want to have more fun and more sex in this life.

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Fake Teds Crew.

In on GMiscer thread crew.

original thread-https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=171407921

it happened brahs! i tried posting to the original legendary thread, but it was locked or something.


cliffs
-10/10 girl in everyway
-social circle unlocked the gushy gushy for me. this was huge
-i realized how far away those first attempts at driving around for targets and cvs pharmacy's for poon feel. so different from actually hanging out at parties. feels more wholesome.
-sex wasn't as magical as i built it up to be. maybe i was drunk. i envisioned it probably to be what meth sex feels like lmao.
-blowjobs didn't really feel great on the dingus.
-i felt like a champ on the way home.
-cigarettes after sex wasn't 'the best cig you can have'. that chits a letdown.
- being in bed, showing her my favorite tv show on netflix, and cuddling, and just giggling at commentary (she's funny and cute) was the best part of it all.
-foreplay was really fun too.
-it all was fun, don't get me wrong. i've just been dreaming for a decade without every having touched a pair or hole.

really happy with finally getting the monkey off my back without having to settle one bit. c:

could i finish it any other way?:






















life is good.

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I'm back, bitches!

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