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Thread: Fake package, testicles, pics, revenge story

post 1445075253 05-31-2016, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted By iTunesBrah⏩
came in saw OPs female, leaving thread because I literally couldn't give a chit lol

I can't be the only one who cringes at the thought of OP trying to be some sort of vigilante
lol at negging me for saying OP is entertaining

what kind of FA ******* virgin are u?
post 1445075683 05-31-2016, 02:45 AM
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a package theif

testicles

chitting in an envelope



srs if someone gets some MS paint work happening we will be in the midst of an epic misc thread.
post 1445075953 05-31-2016, 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Qward⏩
lol at negging me for saying OP is entertaining

what kind of FA ******* virgin are u?
He's butthurt that he isn't clever enough to think of the plan himself and wouldn't have the balls to follow it through
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post 1445076413 05-31-2016, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
He's butthurt that he isn't clever enough to think of the plan himself andwouldn't have the ballsto follow it through
I see what you did there...

post 1445076833 05-31-2016, 03:08 AM
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Op can u post screen caps of people who repped you, will rep srs
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Go outside and play.
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post 1445076903 05-31-2016, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
He's butthurt that he isn't clever enough to think of the plan himself and wouldn't have the balls to follow it through
He's pissed coz you're a girl and he'd rather you were being hated on
post 1445076933 05-31-2016, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted By tanofpeace⏩
Op can u post screen caps of people who repped you, will rep srs
No, I deserve all the reps I've had from this thread, there has been no wk'ing to expose
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post 1445077043 05-31-2016, 03:13 AM
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I won't know if the parcel has been taken until I get back from work later, but this is it this morning waiting......

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post 1445077363 05-31-2016, 03:19 AM
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shoulda set up a hidden cam to catch the perp's reaction
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post 1445078113 05-31-2016, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
I won't know if the parcel has been taken until I get back from work later, but this is it this morning waiting......

In.

I love this. An old fashioned sting operation!
I might have considered acquiring a Dye pack system like the banks have, or fashion one myself.
post 1445083853 05-31-2016, 05:24 AM
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post 1445085283 05-31-2016, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted By JeenyusJr⏩
I love this. An old fashioned sting operation!
operation poop setup.
post 1445087343 05-31-2016, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
I won't know if the parcel has been taken until I get back from work later, but this is it this morning waiting......

did you put your address and name on this Bollock parcel because.

1. A neighbour might see it and take it in for safe keeping so it doesn't get stolen LEL

or

B. The Thief will have you name and address, May come and Kill you, Zero LEL ??
572/340/660
post 1445088193 05-31-2016, 06:19 AM
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Whats with the traffic? All of the cars are parked on both sides of the street facing one direction, while traffic is moving in the other direction.
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post 1445088413 05-31-2016, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By TheDragonDaddy⏩
did you put your address and name on this Bollock parcel because.

1. A neighbour might see it and take it in for safe keeping so it doesn't get stolen LEL

or

B. The Thief will have you name and address, May come and Kill you, Zero LEL ??
I obviously put the address of my block of flats so it looks like it came in the mail but didn't put a specific flat number. The addressee is Hugh Watmeight, as pictured in first post.
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post 1445088663 05-31-2016, 06:24 AM
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why do you guys always drive on the wrong side of the road isn't that going to cause accidents?
post 1445088893 05-31-2016, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By DirtyTrickster⏩
Whats with the traffic? All of the cars are parked on both sides of the street facing one direction, while traffic is moving in the other direction.
that's not traffic. that's how people park in UK
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post 1445089303 05-31-2016, 06:33 AM
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I can't get over the fact that op chit in an envelope first then decided it smelled like chit. Lmao. Dafuq
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post 1445089373 05-31-2016, 06:34 AM
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When i was younger some guy went for a piss up against my house so i shat in a bag and rubbed it all over his windows and his mum had to clean it off, you remind me of myself OP.
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post 1445089623 05-31-2016, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted By DirtyTrickster⏩
Whats with the traffic? All of the cars are parked on both sides of the street facing one direction, while traffic is moving in the other direction.
Its cars parked on both sides of the road. I believe in the US you aren't allowed to park on side of the road facing opposite to the flow of traffic. In the UK there is no such law (or if there is I am unaware and no one gives a fuk).
Originally Posted By Nosferatu187⏩
why do you guys always drive on the wrong side of the road isn't that going to cause accidents?
Actually it makes sense to have the steering wheel on the right since most people are right handed when steering with one hand (while shifting gear, fiddling with the radio/aircon etc.) you are using your dominate hand.
post 1445089993 05-31-2016, 06:40 AM
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post 1445090123 05-31-2016, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
Actually it makes sense to have the steering wheel on the right
nope you should return the car and tell em it's broken.
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post 1445090593 05-31-2016, 06:46 AM
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post 1445090783 05-31-2016, 06:47 AM
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OP delivered. Thank you OP. Repped.
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post 1445090793 05-31-2016, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
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Its cars parked on both sides of the road. I believe in the US you aren't allowed to park on side of the road facing opposite to the flow of traffic. In the UK there is no such law (or if there is I am unaware and no one gives a fuk).



Actually it makes sense to have the steering wheel on the right since most people are right handed when steering with one hand (while shifting gear, fiddling with the radio/aircon etc.) you are using your dominate hand.
If you're driving manual, you'd need to use your dominant hand to change gear. Most people are right handed so it would make sense to be on the left side.
post 1445091043 05-31-2016, 06:49 AM
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post 1445091123 05-31-2016, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
The bollocks are now in the envelope addressed to Hugh Watmeight and will be waiting for Mr Dindu to steal tomorrow (as you know, today was a bank holiday so no post).

The original poo package and all paraphernalia associated with it (tomato punnet and toilet roll tube) are safely in a park bin well away from my flat
One of the most British posts I've ever seen on a forum.

Overall awesome thread OP.
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I can't even imagine driving manual with my left hand.
post 1445092463 05-31-2016, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Nosferatu187⏩
I can't even imagine driving manual with my left hand.
My buddy just got a Skyline from Japan that's RHD. It looks weird as hell, but he says it didn't take long to get used to.
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