Self explanatory.

Read my Art & JJ write-up.







Ass Of Update #115- Christy Hemme, Victoria (WWE), Victoria Jusitce & Emily Ratajkowski

Sometimes they were okay.

Other times I just wanted to look away and change the channel.









Ass Of Update #116- Maria Kanellis, Rihanna, Elizabeth Gillies, Katie Lea Burchill & Nazan Eckes

I didn't really know where to put these two girls at.

So I'm just going to get rid of them right now.






Ass Of Update #117- Layla El, Madison Rayne & Nikki Bella

One of the dreaded YouTube teams.

Dont worry.

Theres only 3 of them left. (Burnie & Ashley, Brodie & Kurt and the Instagram sloots)

Erin Robinson is the one in the white bikini and Joslyn is the one in the red.







Ass Of Update #118- Melina & Victoria Justice

Hayden was a blabbermouth and Aaron spokemaybe3 times back on Season 7.

That's what this team was.

Hayden was an annoying sloot that didn't like to tell a joke.







Ass Of Update #119- Mandy Moore, Mariah Carey, Eliza Doolittle, Jessica Biel & AJ Lee

When I went to Google and typed in "Kaylani & Lisa" nothing came up.

I'm not kidding.



If your name doesnt come up on Google then GTFO out of these rankings.

I remember they were the Las Vegas showgirls from Season 19.

I'm going by pure instinct here.







Ass Of Update #120- Hayden Panettiere, Hilary Duff & Ariana Grande

Professional snowboarders.

Everyone on Season 19 wassohell-bent on getting rid of Andy & Tommy that it just made the whole season sickening to watch.

And I dont mean that in a good way.







Ass Of Update #121- AJ Lee & Marina Katic

Marcus Pollard was a former NFL player.

Theywerea good team.

Up until they decided to gang bang on the Snowboarders on Season 19.

I was just like ugh and someone end this misery of a season already.







Ass Of Update #122- The first three? Don't know. The last two? Torrie Wilson, Natalya, Brie Bella & Nikki Bella (from left to right)

Oh Jordan.



Nicknaming your brick Game Boy may be cute and all.

But that (and there wasn't) enough intrigue to put these guys in the Top 100.







Ass Of Update #123- Velvet Sky, Bobbie Brown, Melina & Stacy Keibler

Top 100 time. Yay.

Eliminated

209. John & Scott
208. Jonathan & Victoria
207. Sheri & Cole
206. Preston & Jennifer
205. Freddy & Kendra
204. Brandon & Nicole
203. Brent & Caite
202. Jet & Cord
201. Elliot & Andrew
200. Liz & Marie
199. Jason & Amy
198. Russell & Cindy
197. Tom & Terry
196. Tim & Te Jay
195. Tyler & Korey
194. Cindy & Rick
193. Mel & Mike
192. Marty & Hagan
191. Darius & Cameron
190. Scott & Blair
189. Misa & Maiya
188. Tian & Jaree
187. Jeremy & Sandy
186. Laurence & Zac
185. Meredith & Maria
184. Ryan & Chuck
183. Dave & Lori
182. Nicole & Travis
181. Ray & Yolanda
180. Tim & Marie
179. Alex & Adam
178. Kelly & Shevonne
177. Steve & Linda
176. David & Jeff
175. Amanda & Chris
174. Chuck & Wynona
173. Zach & Rachel
172. Susan & Patrick
171. Matt & Daniel
170. Dennis & Isabelle
169. Chester & Ephraim
168. Kate & Pat
167. Anthony & Stephanie
166. Anita & Arthur
165. Danielle & Dani
164. Avi & Joe
163. Don & Mary Jean
162. Kris & Jon
161. Jody & Shannon
160. Dana & Adrian
159. Brad & Victoria
158. Steve & Allie
157. Christie & Jodi
156. Debbie & Bianca
155. Jessica & John
154. Max & Katie
153. Mona & Beth
152. Eric & Danielle
151. Vipul & Arti
150. Ari & Staella
149. Kelsey & Joey
148. Nathan & Jennifer
147. Hoskote & Naina
146. Rowan & Shane
145. Monique & Shawne
144. Keith & Whitney
143. Shelley & Nici
142. Ron & Bill
141. Jordan & Jeff
140. Peter & Sarah
139. Denise & James Earl
138. Bill & Cathi
137. Dave & Cherie
136. David & Mary
135. Rob & Sheila
134. Justin & Jennifer
133. Joey & Meghan
132. Tim & Danny
131. Marianna & Julia
130. Marshall & Lance
129. Azaria & Hendekea
128. TK & Rachel
127. Kellie & Jamie
126. Mark & Michael
125. Joe & Bill
124. Kevin & Drew
123. Andrew & Dan
122. Wanda & Desiree
121. Debra & Steve
120. Jazmine & Danielle
119. Aja & Ty
118. Leo & Jamal
117. Dana & Matt
116. Lynn & Alex
115. Brandon & Adam
114. Ernie & Cindy
113. Ron & Kelly
112. Ray & Deana
111. Bilal & Saeed
110. Art & JJ
109. Nary & Jamie
108. Logan & Chris
107. Kerri & Stacy
106. Erin & Joslyn
105. Hayden & Aaron
104. Kaylani & Lisa
103. Andy & Tommy
102. Amani & Marcus
101. Dan & Jordan

Top 100

Abbie & Ryan
Adam & Bethany
Adam & Rebecca
Alison & Donny
Ally & Ashley
Amanda & Kris
Amy & Daniel
Amy & Maya
Bates & Anthony
BJ & Tyler
Bob & Joyce
Bopper & Mark
Brendon & Rachel
Brian & Greg
Brittany & Jessica
Brodie & Kurt
Brooke & Robbie
Burnie & Ashley
Caitlin & Brittany
Carol & Brandy
Caroline & Jennifer
Charla & Mirna
Chip & Kim
Colin & Christie
Dave & Connor
Dennis & Erika
Duke & Lauren
Dustin & Kandice
Eric & Jeremy
Ernest & Jim
Erwin & Godwin
Ethan & Jenna
Flight Time & Big Easy
Fran & Berry
Gary & Mallory
Gary & Will
Gus & Hera
Idries & Jamil
Jaime & Cara
James & Abba
Jaymes & James
Jim & Marsha
Joe & Heidi
Joey Fitness & Danny
John Vito & Jill
Jon & Al
Joseph & Monica
Josh & Brent
Justin & Diana
Kami & Karli
Kelly & Christy
Kelly & Jon
Ken & Tina
Kisha & Jen
Kym & Alli
Kynt & Vxysin
Lake & Michelle
Lena & Kristy
Linda & Karen
Lisa & Joni
Lisa & Michelle
Lorena & Jason
Lori & Bolo
Louie & Michael
Lyn & Karlyn
Margie & Luke
Marisa & Brooke
Mark & Bill
Megan & Heidi
Meredith & Gretchen
Michael & Scott
Millie & Chuck
Misti & Jim
Monica & Sheree
Natalie & Nadiya
Nick & Starr
Nicky & Kim
Nicolas & Donald
Oswald & Danny
Pam & Winnie
Rachel & Dave
Reichen & Chip
Rob & Amber
Rob & Kelley
Rob & Kimberly
Ronald & Christina
Shana & Jennifer
Steve & Dave
Steve & Josh
Tammy & Victor
Tanner & Josh
Terence & Sarah
Teri & Ian
Tiffany & Krista
Toni & Dallas
Trey & Lexi
Tyler & James
Uchenna & Joyce
Vanessa & Ralph
Zev & Justin










Ass Of Update #124- AJ Lee, Stacy Keibler, Dawn Marie & I don't know the last one

Kicking off the Top 100 are Michael & Scott.

Firefighters thatHELPED & RESCUEDthose injured in the 2013 Boston Bombing attack.

They served their purpose as the villains for the first episode or two of Season 25.

But that was about it.








Ass Of Update #125- Layla El, Brooke Tessmacher, Alexandra Stevenson, Lucy Liu & Torrie Wilson

Not very charismatic.

Here's a video for reference on what they did back on The Amazing Race Season 25.



But at least they were nice.






Ass Of Update #126- Hilary Duff

lol

Like 5 requests for sauce of page 1 gif and no responses.

Will poverty rep for sauce (name of chick will do).

I'll just let this YouTube video about these two guys do the talking.



Were they that great? Nah.







Ass Of Update #127- Dawn Marie, AJ Lee, Naomi & Hilary Duff

I'll get her name as soon as possible.

The only thing I remember about this team was that Tanner pulled his hamstring.



Or was it Josh?

If I can't rememberwhat member of this teamthat happened to?

Then GTFO.

lol @ that Stephanie McMahon GIF.







Ass Of Update #128- Lita, Trish Stratus, Stephanie McMahon & Demi Lovato

Rob French looks like he's about to die of Diabetes any minute.

Otherwise? This team was okay.








Ass Of Update #129- Victoria (WWE), Michelle McCool, Kaitlyn, Layla, Kristal Marshall & Velvet Sky

velvet sky yummy yummy

Were Megan & Heidi a good team? No.

Megan & Heidi didnt do anything other than being arm candy for Brian & Greg back on Season 7.

The nicest thing I can say here about this team was that they were the token blonde girls who were just there to look pretty on the camera team.

5/10 srs.

Megan Baker is the one in the yellow shirt with the big tits.







Ass Of Update #130- Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Love & Brooke Tessmacher

Lorena Segura didn’t know how to milk a camel.





And that was pretty much was the end of the road for this team.

Meh. 5.5/10




Ass Of Update #131- Diane Kruger & Victoria From WWE

This team was alright.

Up until Terrence announced that he was a vegetarian.

THE GUY WAS A VEGETARIAN.




Terrence was a Vegetarian. Couldn't eat meat at the fast forward challenge back on Season 13 and the rest of this write-up can speak for itself.






Ass Of Update #132- AJ Lee, Layla & Katy Perry

Fairly dull winners from Season 13.

Other than one notable thing about them.

Nick & Starr won the most legs out of anybody else on The Amazing Race.

They came in first place for 7 of the 11 legs on Season 13.

Which I believe is a record. (tied with Justin & Diana)

That has to count for something.





Ass Of Update #133- Mickie James, AJ Lee & Melina

Justin & Diana were big fanatics of The Amazing Race.

And that was kinda of all there was to their character.

I'll give Justin bonus points for genuinely caring about being on the show.




But that was about it.






Ass Of Update #134- Diana Dahlgren, Stella Maxwell, Madison James & Velvet Sky

dat tomato fight



After watching that video? It doesn't surprise me that Rob grew grey hair.

Rob would be 41 right now.






Ass Of Update #135- Michelle McCool, Some Random Asian Chick & Nikki Bella

6 foot tall grandmothers.

One note but nice.

But then again if I don't have anything else interesting to note about a team, they should just bite the dust out of these rankings.







Ass Of Update #136- Mickie James, Velvet Sky & Melina Perez

I liked Josh but his old fart of a Dad? No.

I'll discuss in more open detail about these two in my next few write-ups.



Josh:I don't want the two blonde girls with the fake tits on my flight.

Bonus points for that.







Ass Of Update #137- Hilary Duff, Maria Kanellis, Rachel Hunter, Natasha Oakley & Nina Dobrev

These two could of been compelling villains back on Season 4.

It's just too bad that after the fight they had back at the airport on Season 4?



All three teams pretty much just reconciled with each other.





Ass Of Update #138- Jennfier Aniston & Sandra Bullock

2003 nostalgia can only carry you so far.

Outside of the little quibble it was Monica & Sheree had with Steve & Josh and Steve & Dave at the airport (try saying that five times fast)



There just wasn't much memorable about these two girls.





Ass Of Update #139- Linda Blair & Danica Patrick

you are certifiably insane