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Thread: GF got a sexual surprise for me on my bday mad FAs?

post 1469389171 11-03-2016, 10:49 AM
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OP in here thinking he's getting a FFM when in reality its gonna be a MFM


lol
post 1469389281 11-03-2016, 10:50 AM
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LOL this dude again, bro we all know she's gonna have tyrone and jamal clog her holes, while you "lay back" and watch it go down
post 1469390181 11-03-2016, 10:57 AM
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Never had the urge to have threesomes with my girlfriend, mostly because it would break down the barriers of a normal relationship and before you know it she's coming home after sucking her bosses dick and kissing you on the lips because if you can do it she can do it & she will, lmao.
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post 1469391211 11-03-2016, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Benmben1⏩
Never had the urge to have threesomes with my girlfriend, mostly because it would break down the barriers of a normal relationship and before you know it she's coming home after sucking her bosses dick and kissing you on the lips because if you can do it she can do it & she will, lmao.
This, you're getting the reward now so she can get it later. GL.
post 1469391811 11-03-2016, 11:10 AM
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lol at you wearing shoe lifts , curly headed fuk.
post 1469392791 11-03-2016, 11:18 AM
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Six pages... is it worth the read or did nothing of interest happen as usual?
post 1469393281 11-03-2016, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By reddanak⏩
Six pages... is it worth the read or did nothing of interest happen as usual?
cliffs:

> OP posts usual cringey texts from princess
> OP gets rekt
> OP tells everyone they're just coping
> OP claims plenty of stuff about his strength, stats, & physique
> OP delivers no evidence of any claims
> OP gets rekt some more
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post 1469393411 11-03-2016, 11:22 AM
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strong feet on your whore
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post 1469393481 11-03-2016, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
cliffs:

> OP posts usual cringey texts from princess
> OP gets rekt
> OP tells everyone they're just coping
> OP claims plenty of stuff about his strength, stats, & physique
> OP delivers no evidence of any claims
> OP gets rekt some more
sounds like every other thread this ******* makes. repped for cliffs.
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post 1469393581 11-03-2016, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
cliffs:

> OP posts usual cringey texts from princess
> OP gets rekt
> OP tells everyone they're just coping
> OP claims plenty of stuff about his strength, stats, & physique
> OP delivers no evidence of any claims
> OP gets rekt some more
Thanks Jacob!
post 1469393731 11-03-2016, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩


Prob getting a three some too (been working on that for a while almost got it Halloween). Question is why can't it be a regular thing? I swear women and using sex as a reward

Edit:

Three sun confirmed

What is it with these guys that have girlfriends and want another chick in the room.?. Unless you're hung like a donkey,and can phuck like a champ,forget about it..!!! More than likely,you're going to wind up pulling your d!ck trying to get it up,while watching you're girl getting the best munch job she's ever had in her life.. So please sir...
post 1469404591 11-03-2016, 12:41 PM
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lol OP is so fukin cringe.
post 1469406251 11-03-2016, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Le234⏩
What is it with these guys that have girlfriends and want another chick in the room.?. Unless you're hung like a donkey,and can phuck like a champ,forget about it..!!! More than likely,you're going to wind up pulling your d!ck trying to get it up,while watching you're girl getting the best munch job she's ever had in her life.. So please sir...
Good thing I'm hung
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post 1469406601 11-03-2016, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Good thing I'm hung
that 100% guaranteed, too OP?
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post 1469407011 11-03-2016, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By ChiBearsfan⏩
she's going to tonguepunch your fartbox
Whilst he chokes on her gay friends black dong.
post 1469407151 11-03-2016, 12:57 PM
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You're the most insecure ******* here, you sound like those Virgin kids who lost their virginity and tell all his friends that he got some poosy... I also remember your Halloween thread where you had pubes on your head instead of hair

You sound like a fukin loser, srs, inb4 calling me an FA, far from FA you mongoloid retard
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post 1469409061 11-03-2016, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Good thing I'm hung
"and can fk like a champ"
Your gf says you cum quick, how you going to please two? Luckily the other person is probably Jeremy.
post 1469409151 11-03-2016, 01:11 PM
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lol why is your avi seth rogan in a mask OP
post 1469417601 11-03-2016, 02:00 PM
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OP just take the L srs.

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post 1469420681 11-03-2016, 02:21 PM
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Can't wait for this, boy. Just don't gag too much on my ass hair.
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post 1469424551 11-03-2016, 02:54 PM
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My dream is to have 2 chicks ass up face down while I alternate between their pussies

gl op
post 1469425571 11-03-2016, 03:02 PM
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Dirty Mike and the boys are gonna have a little hobo orgy in OP's hotel room and his gf is gonna be the main attraction
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post 1469426181 11-03-2016, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
cliffs:

> OP posts usual cringey texts from princess
> OP gets rekt
> OP tells everyone they're just coping
> OP claims plenty of stuff about his strength, stats, & physique
> OP delivers no evidence of any claims
> OP gets rekt some more
Cheers..
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post 1469426371 11-03-2016, 03:09 PM
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This *******. Biggest cuck on the misc.
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post 1469429111 11-03-2016, 03:33 PM
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post 1469429871 11-03-2016, 03:40 PM
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This has to be this ******* cuck's first girlfriend and only sexual partner
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post 1469430231 11-03-2016, 03:42 PM
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The girl I'm seeing puts out 3-4 times a day sometimes. Quit babbling op
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post 1469430611 11-03-2016, 03:44 PM
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post 1469431751 11-03-2016, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By allianc3⏩
This, you're getting the reward now so she can get it later. GL.
^This is 100% how she will rationalize that it's ok to hop on Tyrone and Chad's cock on the side and not even feel bad about it.

You ****ed another girl so it's only fair.
post 1469437031 11-03-2016, 04:33 PM
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How could OP possibly have thought this thread was a good idea? lol
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