Forum
ยป
"functional strength" comment posted in a closed thread
12-17-2016, 07:45 AM
-
#151
12-17-2016, 07:48 AM
-
#152
- DankJaeger
- Registered User
-
- DankJaeger
- Registered User
- Join Date: Dec 2016
- Age: 38
- Posts: 168
- Rep Power: 184
-
-
I worked as a removalist for a year, I don't think I would have been as efficient with just bicep curls and kickbacks.
12-17-2016, 07:49 AM
-
#153
- White-Belt
- Banned
-
- White-Belt
- Banned
- Join Date: Sep 2006
- Posts: 7,629
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
Originally Posted By woody19⏩
Nobody said that.Squats and deadlifts dont help when you need to move that dresser or help that bloke push car to the gas station?
Potato
Potato
I squat, deadlift and bench too. But I also do oly lifts, I run, I swim and I have 10% bf so I can translate my gains to real life.
Powerlifters think if they do the big three that's it they are 'functional' lol. Functional for fuk all.
Originally Posted By DankJaeger⏩
Straw man - implying anyone who claims powerlifting is nkt functional only does biceps and kickback lolI worked as a removalist for a year, I don't think I would have been as efficient with just bicep curls and kickbacks.
12-17-2016, 07:49 AM
-
#154
- Kiknskreem
- Mr. Gecko
-
- Kiknskreem
- Mr. Gecko
- Join Date: Apr 2006
- Location: Pennsylvania, United States
- Age: 39
- Posts: 30,820
- Rep Power: 32862
-
-
Originally Posted By White-Belt⏩
Since always since they train some of the body's biggest gross movement patterns.since when are deadlifts and squats functional movements?
Competitive powerlifting is its own end and has nothing to do with how "functional" squats and deadlifts are in general. You are conflating two entirely separate issues in your OP.
http://youtube.com/user/Kiknskreem
12-17-2016, 07:51 AM
-
#155
- tats27
- Banned
-
- tats27
- Banned
- Join Date: Feb 2012
- Location: Delaware, United States
- Posts: 5,133
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
You are obviously a weak little *******.
I squat, DL, and clean every week. Look how fat and neckbeard-y I am.
If you play any sort of sports, "functional powerlifting" will help you out.
If you want to possess a strong physique, "functional powerlifting" will help you out.
I squat, DL, and clean every week. Look how fat and neckbeard-y I am.
If you play any sort of sports, "functional powerlifting" will help you out.
If you want to possess a strong physique, "functional powerlifting" will help you out.
12-17-2016, 07:53 AM
-
#156
12-17-2016, 07:54 AM
-
#157
- White-Belt
- Banned
-
- White-Belt
- Banned
- Join Date: Sep 2006
- Posts: 7,629
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
Originally Posted By Kiknskreem⏩
Not really. If powerlifters who go through the mental gymnastics of redefining what functional means.Since always since they train some of the body's biggest gross movement patterns.
Competitive powerlifting is its own end and has nothing to do with how "functional" squats and deadlifts are in general. You are conflating two entirely separate issues in your OP.
Competitive powerlifting is its own end and has nothing to do with how "functional" squats and deadlifts are in general. You are conflating two entirely separate issues in your OP.
Being able to bench heavy or squat heavy or deadlift heavy in and of itself does not mean you are functional.
12-17-2016, 07:56 AM
-
#158
- Kiknskreem
- Mr. Gecko
-
- Kiknskreem
- Mr. Gecko
- Join Date: Apr 2006
- Location: Pennsylvania, United States
- Age: 39
- Posts: 30,820
- Rep Power: 32862
-
-
Originally Posted By White-Belt⏩
Sure, but nobody is defining being "functional" as only being able to perform the big 3 well.Being able to bench heavy or squat heavy or deadlift heavy in and of itself does not mean you are functional.
It just so happens that compound movements with free weights train a number of aspects of 'functional fitness', and that applies to all the lifts, be they barbell deadlifts, kettlebell snatches, or dumbell overhead squats.
http://youtube.com/user/Kiknskreem
12-17-2016, 07:56 AM
-
#159
- White-Belt
- Banned
-
- White-Belt
- Banned
- Join Date: Sep 2006
- Posts: 7,629
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
Originally Posted By woody19⏩
I know what - why don't you just break down my argument into tiny bits to conflate it to make a point I was never making.You played yourself
****ing lol at the cope. The fact you are isolating specific point made within a broader point shows how butthurt you really are lol
12-17-2016, 07:58 AM
-
#160
12-17-2016, 08:01 AM
-
#161
- woody19
- Registered User
-
- woody19
- Registered User
- Join Date: Nov 2006
- Age: 39
- Posts: 11,008
- Rep Power: 18202
-
-
Originally Posted By White-Belt⏩
Because your argument is retarded. Powerlifting being functional is not the problem, people who eat too much and power lift are the problem. Most power lifters don't get to 300lbs so they can squ at 1000. Just like most normal bodybuilders aren't trying to look like Ronnie Coleman.I know what - why don't you just break down my argument into tiny bits to conflate it to make a point I was never making.
****ing lol at the cope. The fact you are isolating specific point made within a broader point shows how butthurt you really are lol
****ing lol at the cope. The fact you are isolating specific point made within a broader point shows how butthurt you really are lol
But hey you can swim and run, so congrats on being in the top 1% of the 1%.
USC-Cowboys
12-17-2016, 08:02 AM
-
#162
- Nosferatu187
- Banned
-
- Nosferatu187
- Banned
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Posts: 6,516
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
what if you ever get attacked by a siberian bear and you need to push him off?
12-17-2016, 08:09 AM
-
#163
- White-Belt
- Banned
-
- White-Belt
- Banned
- Join Date: Sep 2006
- Posts: 7,629
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
Originally Posted By Nosferatu187⏩
Yes of course I forgot about this functionality - the bear attacks you when you are laying in a bench in the middle of the wilderness, and you manage to bench press it offwhat if you ever get attacked by a siberian bear and you need to push him off?


Functional!
12-17-2016, 08:21 AM
-
#164
12-17-2016, 08:24 AM
-
#165
- wolfLarson
- Apex Specimen
-
- wolfLarson
- Apex Specimen
- Join Date: Feb 2014
- Location: Stratford, New Jersey, United States
- Posts: 1,804
- Rep Power: 5156
-
-
Stfu and lift
Pec stretches Pec Stretches Pec Stretches
I am only here to help
12-17-2016, 08:28 AM
-
#166
- Nosferatu187
- Banned
-
- Nosferatu187
- Banned
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Posts: 6,516
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
Originally Posted By White-Belt⏩
what if a purple monkey tries to rape you from behind and he jumps on your back?Yes of course I forgot about this functionality - the bear attacks you when you are laying in a bench in the middle of the wilderness, and you manage to bench press it off

Functional!


Functional!
12-17-2016, 08:34 AM
-
#167
- Duckliver
- Offal
-
- Duckliver
- Offal
- Join Date: Jun 2013
- Location: Washington, United States
- Posts: 32,148
- Rep Power: 346618
-
-
When i dug up and carried out over 3k pounds of rocks from my garden area where it wasnt practical to have a wheelbarrow i was glad i could lift upand walk with several houndred lbs at once?
Sometimes have to pick up and carry stock pots with over 40 gallons of water and bones so helpfull there too.
And moving chit like went to go buy a several houndred lb 30qt mixer from an old lady other week.
But its like .01% of daily activites
Sometimes have to pick up and carry stock pots with over 40 gallons of water and bones so helpfull there too.
And moving chit like went to go buy a several houndred lb 30qt mixer from an old lady other week.
But its like .01% of daily activites
12-17-2016, 08:50 AM
-
#168
- eskyhoneybeev2
- Registered User
-
- eskyhoneybeev2
- Registered User
- Join Date: May 2010
- Location: Australia
- Age: 38
- Posts: 6,853
- Rep Power: 3493
-
-
bent over rows, military press, squats as well as core training are my staples. I don't see the appeal of going full brosplit mode nor do I see the appeal of going full PL mode. I want to look good and I want to retain my ability to do backflips and sh!t.
12-17-2016, 09:17 AM
-
#169
12-17-2016, 09:42 AM
-
#170
- PeteJonesHTX
- Trump 2018
-
- PeteJonesHTX
- Trump 2018
- Join Date: Nov 2015
- Location: Texas, United States
- Posts: 13,479
- Rep Power: 26360
-
-
Would rather be the twink that I am than a fat powerlifter srs.
**Engineering master race crew**
**MILF crew**
**Kliff Kingsbury crew**
**Magna Cum Laude crew**
**Secretly enjoys Hallmark channel Xmas movies crew**
12-19-2016, 01:04 PM
-
#171
12-19-2016, 01:09 PM
-
#172
i bet most of you eat like chit, only fat foods in order to "gain strength" - only to lose that "strength" the moment you stop eating like a fuking pig. Functional bodystrength is not dependant on the amount of calories you consume; all it requires is willpower. 100% will
12-19-2016, 01:11 PM
-
#173
Originally Posted By Roylander⏩
lol @ you still being mad about thisi bet most of you eat like chit, only fat foods in order to "gain strength" - only to lose that "strength" the moment you stop eating like a fuking pig. Functional bodystrength is not dependant on the amount of calories you consume; all it requires is willpower. 100% will
Training log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=165829701
12-19-2016, 01:13 PM
-
#174
- brahskimoseph
- Registered User
-
- brahskimoseph
- Registered User
- Join Date: Jan 2013
- Age: 31
- Posts: 3,914
- Rep Power: 5884
-
-
idk brah that functional strength sure as chit helped me fight off three urban youths and possibly saved my life
6'0 249 @ 18 years old in AVI
Goals @ 225 or Less
365 Incline BP, 500 Paused Squat, 400lb C&J,300Lb Snatch
12-19-2016, 01:34 PM
-
#175
12-19-2016, 01:36 PM
-
#176
- Nosferatu187
- Banned
-
- Nosferatu187
- Banned
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Posts: 6,516
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
Originally Posted By Roylander⏩
5 big macs to get enough protein in my body.I never forget and I never forgive.. not when it comes to important matters such as promoting functional training and a functional lifestyle
12-19-2016, 01:38 PM
-
#177
Originally Posted By Nosferatu187⏩
The protein you get from "big macs" could very well come straight from chernobyl.. it is not healthy for the body to eat crap. Go on a healthy diet with real food and you will live to your fullest potential, physically and spiritually - I dare you5 big macs to get enough protein in my body.
12-19-2016, 01:46 PM
-
#178
- Nosferatu187
- Banned
-
- Nosferatu187
- Banned
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Posts: 6,516
- Rep Power: 0
-
-
Originally Posted By Roylander⏩
Hardcore work and TRUE bodybuilders & TRUE powerlifter, no belts, no wraps, pure 100% raw muscle power, functional lifting and good formThe protein you get from "big macs" could very well come straight from chernobyl.. it is not healthy for the body to eat crap. Go on a healthy diet with real food and you will live to your fullest potential, physically and spiritually - I dare you
12-19-2016, 02:43 PM
-
#179
Originally Posted By Nosferatu187⏩
Do you think that is my maximum strength? I was warming up my lower back before I went to the bench press. I have a video of me lifting 150kg, which is not EXTREMELY strong, but it is good functional strength compared to my bodyweight and the fact that I do not train to become a strong gorilla.Hardcore work and TRUE bodybuilders & TRUE powerlifter, no belts, no wraps, pure 100% raw muscle power, functional lifting and good form
12-19-2016, 02:53 PM
-
#180
Originally Posted By Roylander⏩
You're using the term functional as if it means general or practicalfunctional training and a functional lifestyle
In reality, functional refers to being able to perform a specific task. This has been my issue ITT from the beginning. Instead of trying to understand that, you decided to lash out at me for no apparent reason
Training log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=165829701
Bookmarks
-
- Digg
-
- del.icio.us
-

- StumbleUpon
-
-
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts