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post 1479986181 01-21-2017, 04:07 AM
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Thanks for skipping me op
Heavy Metal crew*
Whole Milk crew*
Art of Manliness crew*
A Book A Week crew*
post 1479986251 01-21-2017, 04:08 AM
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Pizza
5'8
Metal/rock
**Northern crew**
**EFC Crew**
**Brit with teeth intact crew**
**actually do lift crew**
post 1479986541 01-21-2017, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
Burgers

5' 8 in height

video games

I have sikkening lats / back and toned arms, but skinny fat torso

Batman is my favorite super hero

I listen to all music, but rock is probably my favorite

love water sports - diving/snorkelling/ jetski






Pls deliver op ... dis gonna be good.
Dont you ... Forget about me, OP.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1480013851 01-21-2017, 11:01 AM
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Alright boyos andgirlas(is that word even misc lingo yet?), y'all ready for some more???
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I'm from Sweden

6'0

Drum and base

Computer Science student

Runner
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Fave food: beef stroganoff

Height: 6'1

Fave exercise: any type of row

Fave movie: braveheart

Fave music: deftones/beatles

Childhood hero: eric lindros
Pec stretches Pec Stretches Pec Stretches


I am only here to help
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82
Alright boyos andgirlas(is that word even misc lingo yet?), y'all ready for some more???
Still waiting
post 1480105051 01-22-2017, 01:14 AM
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Haven't been home for pretty much the whole day so I will mutantize some more soon. For those wondering, mutantizing miscers in order by who posted first so if you posted very recently, don't worry - didn't skip ya...just gotta get the earlier brahs/brahettes first!
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post 1480146061 01-22-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By KingKringe
dc crew


Originally Posted By sv722
Steak (medium well)
6ft tall
Anything except heavy metal
This mutant is your destiny cuz also at exactly 6'0 & 145 lbs (srs), you areAmphibius. No, you're not a sea slug but you are a frog-like humanoid. Once a member of the Swamp [Ass} Men of the Savage Land, a tropical jungle hidden away in the frozen wastes of Antarctica, You were one of several of his people who were artificially mutated through technological means by the self-styled mutant master of magnetism, Magneto, so as to grant them superhuman powers. What I'm saying is that you're practically Magneto's bitch from that point on and will anything that he wants...and I do meanANYTHING*wink*wink* Life lesson: Nothing's free in life, boyo.

Your abilities/powers: superhuman strength in your legs allowing you to jump hella high & leap far as fuk, stretch your tongue to ensnare your foes or for extreme sexual pleasure (you're one of Mag's faves), able to command water-dwelling creatures to your bidding (your own slaves, very cool!) and lastly, you have razor sharp teeth. Dentists hate you.



Originally Posted By MarkNormak
3 inch bone pressed cawk
5'8"
8.66359 /10 facial aesthetics

go, op.
3 inch bone pressed cawk, eh? When reading that first info about you out loud, I immediately thought of a maggot so therefore, you areMaggot. A flamboyant South African mutant (no BBC for you) who spoke in exaggerated Afrikaans slang, You were advertised as one of the strangest X-Men. Your digestive system took the form of two slugs which could eat through practically any substance. After feeding, the slugs re-entered your abdomen and passed nourishment into you, giving him incredible power. And just so you know that after the feeding, you force the slugs to re-enter through your rectum, even though they can re-enter through any other openings on your body (ears, nostrils, mouth, belly button).

Your abilities: Slug-based digestive system & psychometry (enables you to draw psychic imprints from your environment, replaying in your mind's-eye events which once took place or will soon take place in your general vicinity).

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post 1480150301 01-22-2017, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By tatltael
-Sushi, sashimi

-Logical to the point that makes me slightly sociopathic

-Always been pretty rebellious
You areSquid Boyand you're Canadian to top it off. You were a 10-year-old Canadian boy whose genetic mutation caused you to physically resemble a fish. The physical nature of your mutation caused your classmates to ridicule you. You considered using a gun you had obtained to shoot your tormentors(ummm, that's a bit extreme, brah), but before you could do so, you were visited by Professor X and the Beast, who recruited you to enroll at the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning in New York. That was a life changing point in your life. Do you know what they do to fresh little squid boys in prison? Well, do you? Let's just say that it was best that you never got the chance to find out.

Your abilities: Ability to speak and breathe underwater and Fish-like adaptation. You can "hunt" fish in the nearby creeks and storm drains and feel your tummy with all the fresh sushi that you can handle.



Originally Posted By ahaji
5'7
I can ohp more than I squat
I like my oatmeal with some peanut butter andbanana
You areApe. You were one of the first Morlocks created by Callisto, the notorious sewer gang, oooooooh.

Your powers:

Object Metamorph - Was able to change your shape to mimic that of other objects, human characteristics and stretch your body like elastic (24" cawk FTW!!!)



Originally Posted By yochrisss
My favorite color isyellow
I have side chops
I like to keep to myself
All your given info is obviously your hint for you to be this one particular mutant. You are the WO---the wonderfully handsomeCannonball. No baldceling for you since you have semi long blond/yellowish hair, other women are intimidated by you...and even talk side chit about you cuz they're jealous of how healthy your locks are. This group of haters also include balding men and for these reasons, you choose to be a loner but not the forever kind though.

You possess the ability to bodily generate thermo-chemical energy and release it from your skin. This energy is used as thrust to causeyour body to be propelled through the air like a rocket, at great heights and speeds with considerable maneuverability. You can control your speed and direction through sheer act of will. At first, you could only release this energy from your feet and legs, but now you can fire it from almost any part of your body, to a wide variety of effects. This energy also manifests itself as an impenetrable and virtually indestructible "blast field" that protects you from bodily harm. You can use this blast-field for the following effects: to function as a personal shield or extending it to encompass others, to shape the field around another person to imprison them, or to absorb outside kinetic impact into your own energy supply, enabling you to increase the bludgeoning power of your blows or to create explosive shock waves upon impact. Cool...or should I say, hot chit, bro. Very hot indeed.

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post 1480157251 01-22-2017, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82
You areSquid Boyand you're Canadian to top it off. You were a 10-year-old Canadian boy whose genetic mutation caused you to physically resemble a fish. The physical nature of your mutation caused your classmates to ridicule you. You considered using a gun you had obtained to shoot your tormentors(ummm, that's a bit extreme, brah), but before you could do so, you were visited by Professor X and the Beast, who recruited you to enroll at the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning in New York. That was a life changing point in your life. Do you know what they do to fresh little squid boys in prison? Well, do you? Let's just say that it was best that you never got the chance to find out.

Your abilities: Ability to speak and breathe underwater and Fish-like adaptation. You can "hunt" fish in the nearby creeks and storm drains and feel your tummy with all the fresh sushi that you can handle.
I'm ded OP. You're pretty great at this stuff. Reps for coming through!

But I'm not Canadian for the record.
Ottermode: ACTIVATED
post 1480170461 01-22-2017, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By tatltael
I'm ded OP. You're pretty great at this stuff. Reps for coming through!

But I'm not Canadian for the record.
Of course you are. That's part of your mutation - your ability to say weird sounding words and chit.
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Originally Posted By ggMoe
5'8
Rap/house music
Don't have a strong preference in food, will eat almost anything
Don't really lift
Since you're a self proclaimed cardio bunny, you arePetra. You have daddy issues and I'll explain why. After spending weeks in Child Protective Services, You were sent to live in New Jersey in a foster home. You were placed in a home that had five other children that were forced to share the same bedroom. You were forced to sleep under 2 of the kids because of lack of space. Your foster mother was old and uncaring, and your foster father was too caring, trying to hold and touch Petra all the time - you were like Angie Verona in her youthful prime. One day on an outing to Central Park, your foster father tried to touch you but sank knee-deep into the ground. It was then that You realized that you were a mutant and that scared you so you ran away. You found a cave and hid there for days crying, knowing that with your abilities, you could have either killed or saved your family, your real biological family whom had been killed in a rockslide while on a camping trip. Unknowingly at that time, You used your mutant powers of earth manipulation to avoid getting hurt. You also might've been the cause for that deadly rockslide but what's in the past is in the past.

Your abilities/powers: You're a "terrakinetic" or "geo-morph", having the ability to psychokinetically manipulate, control, levitate and reshape the classic element of earthsand, stone, rock, lava, and/or dirtand could even transform the consistency of earth and rock, such as turning a lump of coal into a diamond. You also could use this power to cause minor earthquakes and create shapes out of solid rock. You don't twerk as often as you like cuz it always gets out of control, always. Just a year after moving to Jersey when your twerking phase began, the twerking movement caused a very fatal earthquake which brought down the entire club, killing 30 people but you got out and ran away (like you always do when problems arises) before the cops showed up. Now, years later, you still feel extremely guilty to this day about it...as so you should.



Originally Posted By mrvideotapes
5'10"
Classic Rock/pop
Have Bipolar Disorder
You areLegion. Now, get this: You have a severe mental illness, including a form of dissociative identity disorder, with each of your personas controlling one of your many superpowers. When you see Professor X, you always giggle when he asks, "Who's yo' daddy? Who's yo' daddy?!" and you reply while drooling excessively, "You're my Daddy, of course" That is totally 100% correct because in actuality, Lu--Legion, he is your father. Professor XXX, I mean, Professor X went balls deep in your mom, Gabrielle Haller, and blasted his baby batter all over her sugar walls. The thing is, she was 55 y/o at the time, which is most likely the cause of your mental illness as a result of giving birth at such a no glowing age.


Ability to absorb a person's psyche into yourself as an alternate personality and manifest their superhuman abilities when they are dominant, including:

Telepathy
Telekinesis
Pyrokinesis
Time travel
Reality warping

Your beta, alpha, FA & DYELer personalities are always at war with one another and learning how to control each one is your New Year's Resolution because at this point, it's been a living hell never having any silence in your head.



Originally Posted By reyes12
6'2"

volunteer my extra time coaching wrestling

Can't stand the cold
A hot ass mutant you shall be then. You areSunfirecuz it doesn't get any hotter than with the hottest star and an extreme heat element being combined to form your name. You were born to a mother who suffered radiation poisoning, due to exposure to the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima, Japan. After giving birth to you, you possessed solar radiation powers.

Your abilities/powers: able to absorb solar radiation and convert it to ionize matter into a fiery plasma state which bursts into flame when exposed to oxygen. Referring to your plasma output as "solar fire", you can release this energy through your hands as blasts of searing heat, deadly radiation, explosive concussive force, or simple flames. By ionizing the air around you, you can surround yourself with an aura of heat intense enough to melt steel, or fly by focusing his aura downwards in a tight stream of ionized gas to propel him though the air like a rocket. You can see heat, by shifting your vision from visible light to infrared. You take full advantage of this power when you're out slaying and immediately know which sloots are immediately DTF from sensing how hot and horny their body temp is so you don't ever waste any time with them prudes. You have the ability to form a psionic force field while using your plasma as protection from heat and radiation, both that of your own generation and that from outside sources. In a similar fashion to the Human Torch's nova burst, you're capable of increasing your plasma output to temperatures around 1,000,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and emitting it as an omnidirectional blast So you may be extremely cold behaviorally towards some cold hearted sloots but your body will always be extremely hot to them, which makes 'em even more thirstier. That's right. Make 'em stay thirsty, my friend.

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Hairy vag
Using drugs
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Originally Posted By goodcupcakes
Cheeseburgers
Classical music&
Creampieing tinder sloots
Eating cheeseburgers repeatedly over time is the gateway to becoming obese and your love for is what you'll become. You arePhat. (Not even fukkin joking with you - that's actually a mutant, srs). You grew up poor and involved in the gangster life (explains why you spell Phat with a P & H instead of an F). At first, your powers manifested as simple weight gain which you put down to the stress of your life. Once it became clear that you were a mutant, you trained well and used your abilities to fight crime, even before joining X-Force. Once you became rich (fuk yea!), you tried to give your family what you never had growing up. You gave them a house, but they still lived in an RV, preferring the closeness.

Your love of classical music is completely a coincidence with I'm about to reveal to you. In the comics, you came out as gay after several issues after Phat's (that's you) introduction, and again, totally srs. Just wanted to share that with ya.

Ok - ready for your abilities/powers? So get this - you've got the absolutely shocking and not at all obvious ability to expand the fat deposits in your body, making your body larger and fatter; I'm actually really surprised that that's all he has (lol - must've been a miscer who officially created this character). Alrighty big boy, you can go to the buffet and stuff your fat face now and then slurp up all the cheeseburgers you can find as dessert.



Originally Posted By dhawkeye1980
6 ft
6.5" wang
10.5" shoe
With your mutation, your wang is now 9.5 and Thick. Solid. Tight. and extremely veiny. Very aesthetically pleasing when the chicks see it. You like to also tease in the locker room too cuz you're just outgoing like that. You areBlackwing. Born in Rotterdam, Netherlands, you started developing your powers at puberty. Your body changed into that of a humanoid-bird form, with a beaked face, bulbous eyes, (well, g'damn - at least your wang is aesthetic) wing-like arms that give you the ability to fly (albeit clumsily), talons on your hands and feet, and double-jointed knees. You also possess heightened agility, and you may possess heightened senses and a lighter skeletal structure like the avian X-Man formerly known as the Angel (your rival). Feeling disgusted and ashamed because of your appearance, you ran away from home and went into hiding and only emerged again to join and be an active participate on The Misc.

Your powers & abilities:

Advanced bird suit grants:
Superhuman strength
Flight
Energy blasts
Enhanced protection
Bird-like mutation which grants:
Enhanced agility and durability
Hollow bones
Beaked nose
Finger talons
Wings that fold up along your arms and allow limited flight

I'm gonna choose you to look like this:



Below, that would've been the other alternative:








Fukkin lol



Originally Posted By kaiserchieftan
Pizza
5'10"
80's and 90's rock
Due for another female mutant so since you really love pizza and you absolutely love it even more so the next day when you get to re-heat the leftover slices in the microwave, this mutant is you. You areFirestar. You have the ability to generate and manipulate microwave radiation, allowing you to fly and create intense heat and flames.

Here's a lil background info on the early part of your life: You started out as a young girl who was bullied by a girl named Bonnie calling you "Miss kaiserchieftan Jinx". During that time, you developed your powers. One day, you disguised yourself in order to save your father. In high school, Bonnie and her boyfriend framed you for the theft of a trophy causing Dean Wilmer to temporarily suspend you from school. To right this wrong, you became Firestar for the first time. Firestar (you) found proof of Bonnie's deception, found the trophy, and forced Bonnie to confess, leading her and her boyfriend to be expelled from school (score 1 for you!). You were later approached by Cyclops, Angel and Iceman to join the X-Men. They tried pitching the whole Brazzers idea but you yelled out, "No means NO!" When you accepted to join the X-Men, you were seen helping them against Magneto and the Sentinels.

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[QUOTE=Tormoz;1479534541[b]]Love helping people[/b]
6'0
Strong moral compass
[b]Home cooking[/b]>everything else
Music that has beauty to it[/QUOTE]You were part of Team X, which included Wolverine, Sabretooth, Maverick, Mastodon and Silver Fox and since they were all of your brahs at the time, you didn't hesitate to help them out. You are[b]Kestrel[/b]aka John Wraith and you're a powerful teleporter and since you're capable, you would teleport your whole team out of sticky situations after your mission was completed. After some time, y'all decided to go your separate ways but due to some critical info about an artificial age suppressant that was given to y'all during your time with Team X, y'all meet up again at your home for some dee-****in-licious Southern home cooking that you just love to cook so much. Wolvers (your fave nick name for him) would hog the ham (lol) while Sabies (He forced you to call him that) got blackout drunk (you hate it when he comes over cuz he drinks all of your expensive ass whiskey) and that's when penises drawn all over his furry face. What a fun night that was.

Let's get some more info about your powers & abilities, shall we? Sure thing then. You have the psionic ability to phase-jump; meaning you could seemingly disappear at will from any point in space and appear at another, with what would appear to be an exceptionally high range. You could move about space at will, appearing and disappearing in a fashion that left no flashy burst of light or sound and you could even take others along. You also had a life-extending serum in your blood, due to your involvement in the Weapon X program. You enjoy using "shaped charges," bombs whose blasts are precisely controlled.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/uT6wSis.gif[/img]



[QUOTE=Lpenny post_id=1479535321][b]I'm a little girl

I like sparklers

I'm very jubilant[/b][/QUOTE]Say no more. From your given info, I know exactly who you want to be. You are Ju---Janos Quested aka[b]Riptide[/b]! No longer a girl but now a full grown man, you are quite the player, still hooking up with little girls--all below 5'5, max glow and of legal age, of course. You were once originally a member of Sebastian Shawโ€™s Hellfire Club, a place that was frequented by these girls you were hooking up with where sparklers were handed to them as they enter and that was what started your sparkler fetish, but that club soon ran its course and you later got jumped into another group, the Brotherhood. Lets just say that you never want to ever speak again about how you got jumped in cuz it's a very[i]touchy[/i]subject and you get all kinds of[i]butt hurt[/i]about it so we'll just that alone.

You've got the ability to spin your body at an incredibly fast rate. You also have the ability to generate calcium growth from your bones that protrude through your skin, often taking the form of shurikens and spikes. When you spin, you can release these growths at will from your skin, the additional velocity that comes from your spinning, makes them lethal missiles that can even punch through steel..."tornado missiles" as I like to call 'em. Just wanted to point out that your clothing style game is on point!

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[QUOTE=XXLAFLAME post_id=1479535761]5'11
[b]really interested in cars and technology[/b]
[b]love asian food[/b]
prefer hiphop/rap music[/QUOTE]Hmmm...no avi. Let's see. Gonna just assume that you're female (as I've been doing for most non avis) so you are[b]Karma[/b]. (if you're actually a guy and got chose as this mutant, aaain't that a bitch?)

You're Vietnamese and your all time favorite cuisine is but what else, Vietnamese cuisine and all time fave is pho and you could slurp all that delicious good chit up just like how you suck caw---oh wait, that won't happen because... you are also a lesbian, srs (according to the comics) and you'll be pleased that you are of the lipstick variety kind. You're part of the New Mutants crew (yes, that's actually a crew) and y'all drive souped up Hondas to get around in.

You have the ability to take possession of the minds of other people or animals. You project a psionic energy surge that overwhelms the consciousness of another; this renders the victim unconscious while placing your own mind in command. It allows you to alter the victim's perceptions and memories, command people to fall asleep or divulge information, and operate their bodies as if they were an extension of your own. Potential rape victims hate you.

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post 1480276691 01-23-2017, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82
Eating cheeseburgers repeatedly over time is the gateway to becoming obese and your love for is what you'll become. You arePhat. (Not even fukkin joking with you - that's actually a mutant, srs). You grew up poor and involved in the gangster life (explains why you spell Phat with a P & H instead of an F). At first, your powers manifested as simple weight gain which you put down to the stress of your life. Once it became clear that you were a mutant, you trained well and used your abilities to fight crime, even before joining X-Force. Once you became rich (fuk yea!), you tried to give your family what you never had growing up. You gave them a house, but they still lived in an RV, preferring the closeness.

Your love of classical music is completely a coincidence with I'm about to reveal to you. In the comics, you came out as gay after several issues after Phat's (that's you) introduction, and again, totally srs. Just wanted to share that with ya.

Ok - ready for your abilities/powers? So get this - you've got the absolutely shocking and not at all obvious ability to expand the fat deposits in your body, making your body larger and fatter; I'm actually really surprised that that's all he has (lol - must've been a miscer who officially created this character). Alrighty big boy, you can go to the buffet and stuff your fat face now and then slurp up all the cheeseburgers you can find as dessert.

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Originally Posted By goodcupcakes
Never ever have to worry about not being able to bulk, bruh...
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post 1480312331 01-23-2017, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By RiceBrah93
6'11
350lbs
pork belly
heavy metal
Originally Posted By RiceBrah93
Since OP skipped me I'll make myself Blob

Fukin *******, youre welcome
Post #141

It was very obvious that I was doing these in order by who posted first but since you're red, that was just too hard for you to comprehend.

Mutant: Red no avi (the most disfigured kind)
Power: Ability to remain red
Status: Deceased

Originally Posted By sunchew
~Asian
~Manlet
~Chinese food
Since you're a self proclaimed Manlet, you are Artie Mad...dicks, sorry keys got stuck---you areArtie Maddicks. Your parents were divorced and after your mom passed away, your dad named Carl Maddicks, a brilliant scientist, was given custody of you. At the time, you were 11 y/o and was horribly deformed when your powers manifested, in addition to gaining mental projection abilities. Furthermore, you also rendered mute, unable to speak as a side effect of your mutations altering the speech center of your brain. Your dad worked at Ryan Research Lab and he made it his personal goal to help fix your appearance in which he would secretly at work to find a cure.

Your powers/abilities:

Holographic Projection
Psionic
Psychic
Telepathy
Willpower-Based Constructs



Originally Posted By FluffyChapstick
Chicken rice broccoli
5'11
Future/deep house
Age: 14
Rep Power: 55

You areFleaaka Luke Pohl and you like to be called Long Pohl but the other kids at the Xavior Institute call you Lil teeny Pohl. You are young mutant, btw. Not much is known about you besides the fact that you've starred in a few X-Men films already so I'm guessing per your "Mutant" nick name, you have flea like characteristics so I'm gonna say that you can jump really high and that you like to suck your peers' blood and since you are at that experimental age, you like trying to suck out something else but ain't nobody got time for that.

"In school right now. Must...resist...the...urge...to fap."



Originally Posted By shesprints
Comedienne
5'6''
competitive AF
Italian food
You know what would really be funny? Wolverine dressed up in drag cuz how cool would it be if there was a female version of him?! Oh wait, there is - you areLady Deathstrikeaka Yoriko Oyama and in Japan, you started the "Oyama Affordable Care Act" (not srs). Your father Lord Dark Wind created the adamantium-bonding process that was forced on Wolverine by Weapon X. A self-styled warrior, you hired the villain Spiralโ€™s "body shoppe" to bond adamantium to your own skeleton in addition to other cyber-genetic enhancements. You have since worked as a mercenary and assassin and feel a need to prove yourself by killing Wolverine. IMHO, you should just make babies with him instead of killing cuz could you imagine how awesome your children would be? GOAT kids, fo' sho.

Your powers & abilities:

- Superhuman strength, speed, agility, and reflexes
- Accelerated healing factor
- Excellent athlete and hand-to-hand combatant; competitive as fuk (hence you wanting to kill Wolvie to prove how tough & strong you really are - dat dere "Penis Envy" ya got)

- Adamantium skeleton and retractable claw nails (nail salons hate you and guys are extremely wary when you're doing hand "things" on 'em *wink*wink*)...(I'm talking about back massages, btw)



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post 1480312901 01-23-2017, 11:45 AM
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Do me!

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EDIT: I enjoy football snd powerlifting, I am a web developer by trade, I was in the Navy
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HEART EYES OP

<3 <3 <3 you awesome
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post 1480349931 01-23-2017, 04:02 PM
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WellMalik116, this is not leadership-like behavior at all - getting banned and chit. That's strike 1. Also, you didn't correctly quote that chit for your post. That's another strike against you being a leader and it was such a simple task to do too and that's just 2 strikes too many. If you are reading this from ban camp, your mutant privileges have been revoked and all your powers & abilities have been stripped, as well as your clothing.

Cyclops is now back on the market to be re-assigned to someone whom I see will fit the role.
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post 1480355681 01-23-2017, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By shesprints
HEART EYES OP

<3 <3 <3 you awesome
Thanks! Lady Deathstrike (or Ladyt Deathstryke - should've went with this spelling instead) is one of the coolest mutants, no doubt.
Originally Posted By Podunks
So many mutants I have never heard of in this thread. Very interdasting.
Yea man, there's a ton of 'em...maybe close to 1000 or more, not even joking. So far, have mutantized over 70 miscers already.
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post 1480375481 01-23-2017, 07:15 PM
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Will be home soon - still have a butt load of miscers to mutantize!
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post 1480385691 01-23-2017, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82
Will be home soon - still have a butt load of miscers to mutantize!
\No homo?
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Originally Posted By invaded
chicken
education
sarcastic
You love chicken that much huh? I'm sure that you know that one proverb: "You are what you eat" so now you areBird-Brain. You were one of a number of "Ani-Mates", creatures created by an insane geneticist named the Ani-Mator, combining the characteristics of human beings and other animals. The Ani-Mator subjected his creations to a number of cruel and deadly experiments, but you escaped the Ani-Mator's island and befriends the New Mutants (a goody two shoes gang but they're good peeps (<-- lol) though). They try to acclimate you to regular society, which fails miserably time and again, mainly because you would eat all the food you saw. Don't feel bad though cuz education is just not for everyone.

You ability: you can fly and that's it. You've been trying to lay an egg but to no success and only these brown nuggets would come out in which you eat 'em all up every single time.



Originally Posted By ekuhnn
BBQ chicken pizza
5'9

country
You both share the same height so you areGamesmaster. Very little is known about the life of the mutant known as the Gamesmaster, which is you. In your own words, you're "like Churchill's riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma" (that's deep, brah). Presumably, your mutant ability of omnipathy (The power to read/sense, communicate with and/or affect billions of minds at once) emerged at an early age, affecting your sanity. In your life before you officially changed your name to Gamesmaster (True Autistic Miscer of peace) , you led a regular life with a wife and child;nhowever, years of omnipathic exposure to other peoples' minds drove you to a point where you managed to forget your real name.

As mentioned before, you're an omnipath; a superhuman telepath so powerful that you can hear the thoughts of every being on the planet. However, you cannot block the thoughts out, and thus your mind is constantly filled with six billion voices unless you are able to greatly concentrate on a distraction. You also possess the ability to manipulate the thoughts of others. For your great power, you lose out on lots of sleep and I do mean, lots of sleep barely getting any, in fact, which totally fuks up your workout routine for the next day, which is pretty much every day since you've discovered your powers.



Originally Posted By DiamondMaker
6'1 shredded, strong for my size
get into a lot of street fights
people like me but fuk'em
Just from your misc name, you areLiving Diamondaka Jack Winters and no longer a slave to making it. You're a criminal and you tried to enlist young bright kids to join your criminal "gang" too, specifically this one kid by name of Scott Summers. However, that plan got intervened by Charles Xavier and he used some sort of vibration device (lol totally srs according to the comics) where he fukked you up real good. Not sure what was done to you since it was in the privacy of one of y'all's bedrooms but you were really bloody afterwards.

Your powers & abilities: you could telepathically make contact with others and was resistant to psychic attacks. You could also teleport yourself and others miles away. Your hands are made of a flexible diamond-like substance that is virtually indestructible.

You're usually in your usual human form but when you transform in Living Diamond, your entire body was composed of the same diamond-like substance which increased your strength yet slowed you down. You avoid the hoods that are heavily into the hip hop culture cuz of your experience of all those thugs pulling and tugging on your bling bling ding a ling. But you don't get down like that and instead, you use your rough and tough diamond exterior to bang all these diamond hungry sloots cuz when you get hard, you stay hard...diamond hard.

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