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ยป Bored, give me some Tinder openers and i'll post results
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post 1511636601 07-12-2017, 09:19 PM
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bump this ****. will also try some
post 1511643281 07-12-2017, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted By NLNFunKti0nz
Post what I posted lulz. Damn looks like you did it on the wrong chick. Considering you are a chad, it will work on the other ones. Try it on the other chicks and report back.


Gjdm
what do now

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post 1511659221 07-13-2017, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted By somfking
what do now

if srs

'only the pretty blonde ones'

or for lulz

'only the pretty brunette ones'
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post 1511660311 07-13-2017, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By somfking
what do now

Good, I like my tinder smashes stupid
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post 1511660561 07-13-2017, 03:34 AM
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Hahaha love this thread. Now, if women did that to guys, the responses would be so different.
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post 1511670461 07-13-2017, 06:55 AM
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In for shower coitus response.
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post 1511700941 07-13-2017, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing


bianca still wants the d
Just respond back:

" *I know, being a retarded person is so ****ty right*. Fixed it for you."

EDIT: God damn, anyone else ****ing hate this bitch?
post 1511703801 07-13-2017, 12:13 PM
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Can one of you tinder chads share your profile pics? Want to know what it takes to be able to lulz like this on tinder

no homo











ok semi homo









lol no homo tho
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post 1511714251 07-13-2017, 01:36 PM
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Chad tinder troll threads are the GOAT .

OP , next time a sloot acts like She ain't interested in you , send her a screenshot of your inbox and all the options you have . She will get jealous and want you more .
post 1511743991 07-13-2017, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By HashSlinging
Can one of you tinder chads share your profile pics? Want to know what it takes to be able to lulz like this on tinder

no homo











ok semi homo









lol no homo tho
no idea why my anthem is drinkin too much lol, haven't touched that since they added the feature



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post 1511779061 07-14-2017, 01:31 AM
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[QUOTE=somfking post_id=1511743991]no idea why my anthem is drinkin too much lol, haven't touched that since they added the feature

[img]http://i.imgur.com/3ZLCSbf.jpg[/i mg]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/FgBXAjb.jpg[/i mg]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vmoo5Ti.jpg[/i mg][/QUOTE]mirin jeans srs

inb4 you get called twinky
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post 1511780191 07-14-2017, 02:00 AM
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lol "being a compassionate person" No being an ultra sensitive gullible doormat with no backbone. You need to troll her further.
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post 1511780601 07-14-2017, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted By somfking
no idea why my anthem is drinkin too much lol, haven't touched that since they added the feature



show us your face brah.

i bet youre like a 7.5-8/10
post 1511783011 07-14-2017, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Griffindinho
show us your face brah.

i bet youre like a 7.5-8/10
why face when its all about the veins


mirin arm pump OP no homers
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post 1511815121 07-14-2017, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos
mirin jeans srs

inb4 you get called twinky
thanks brosef, (they were only $20 from H&M lmao)
Originally Posted By Griffindinho
show us your face brah.

i bet youre like a 7.5-8/10
no way Jose, but yes i am fairly facially aesthetic
Originally Posted By beelzebub420
why face when its all about the veins


mirin arm pump OP no homers
thanks brah, just about every time a girl messages me first on tinder or bumble its a comment about my veins lol
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post 1511824051 07-14-2017, 11:58 AM
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Subbed for more Lulz. Great thread.
post 1511842411 07-14-2017, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Montre
What app is that
plz respond n aware on app
Keep mod discussions out of your sig line

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post 1511848981 07-14-2017, 03:23 PM
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post 1511849321 07-14-2017, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking
woah she got you bro..dumbass sloots lol
Knicks are goat
post 1511850961 07-14-2017, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing
woah she got you bro..dumbass sloots lol
like i think 99% of sloots think this line is a legitimate thing lmao. like how could you read that and not immediately think the person is fukking around
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post 1511851211 07-14-2017, 03:45 PM
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My latest Tinder opener was to delete the app. Meeting just as many women now, so arguably an effective move.
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post 1511851381 07-14-2017, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking
like i think 99% of sloots think this line is a legitimate thing lmao. like how could you read that and not immediately think the person is fukking around
because they get flooded with those daily
she only responded because you validated her and she wants more of it
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