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Thread: text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

post 1520623491 09-26-2017, 01:48 PM
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[QUOTE=EnforcerOTF post_id=1520621721]dis tew ez

[img]https://i.imgur.com/3SZkPbK.jpg[img]

then i texted her telling her to prove she isnt a 400lb black guy so she sent me a snap and i recorded it using my second phone

within 10 mins I get this

[URL=https://vimeo.com/235620077]https://vimeo.com/235620077[/URL][/QUOTE]Repped for delivery. Lost it at burner phone snap recordings
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post 1520624321 09-26-2017, 01:56 PM
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Holy smokes at Nicole and those Teds of Peace
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post 1520624331 09-26-2017, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Repped for delivery. Lost it at burner phone snap recordings
always gotta have 2, for $10/more a month its a no brainer.

also this is too easy im taking a break, need to work

post 1520624541 09-26-2017, 01:58 PM
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[QUOTE=nn586 post_id=1520488031][img]https://i.imgur.com/0feulTi.png[img][/QUOTE]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/QQ3QMIh.jpg[/img]





[img]https://i.imgur.com/RXXO4Yy.gif[/img]
post 1520626301 09-26-2017, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩






That's what I'm sayin bro!!
post 1520629251 09-26-2017, 02:45 PM
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"They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times, but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed. But failure is always there, and it's okay to recognize that."- Chael P. Sonnen
post 1520629561 09-26-2017, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩


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Use the "this isn't a laughing matter" follow up that enforcer used on previous page.
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post 1520630921 09-26-2017, 03:01 PM
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sloot that banged my brother is sorta getting cold feet because she says its a little weird lmfao


maybe i can turn this around
post 1520631561 09-26-2017, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
sloot that banged my brother is sorta getting cold feet because she says its a little weird lmfao


maybe i can turn this around
Maybe you should just Eiffel Tower it with your brother. Some miscer has experience
post 1520631591 09-26-2017, 03:10 PM
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Maybe gonna swipe right on everyone tonight and try. Which one should I use misc, the sheets or candy one?

My worst fear is using this on someone and then seeing them out in public and facing awkwardness, Cincinnati ain't dat big.
post 1520633041 09-26-2017, 03:28 PM
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These Lines Only Work For Chads...

Wonder how a non-chad would fare?
post 1520635371 09-26-2017, 03:52 PM
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https://imgur.com/a/j3dLX

Awaiting.

Gonna rep op if this works.
post 1520635441 09-26-2017, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By LateShow⏩
Maybe you should just Eiffel Tower it with your brother. Some miscer has experience
lol i just talked to my brother about it. he said shes super dumb and weird and didnt recommend it lol but i still want to IDGAF ill try it once
Originally Posted By Amino89⏩
Maybe gonna swipe right on everyone tonight and try. Which one should I use misc, the sheets or candy one?

My worst fear is using this on someone and then seeing them out in public and facing awkwardness, Cincinnati ain't dat big.
the sheets one is gold brotha ive yet to have it fail srs (the ghost under the sheets one im saying)
post 1520635611 09-26-2017, 03:54 PM
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[QUOTE=Cinderblock post_id=1520535011]Look at those mammaries. Bag that.[/QUOTE]This. Those are probably some of the nicest teds I've ever seen in my life srs

[QUOTE=nn586 post_id=1520596291]take a look at this...

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Si5z4Y3.png[/
[img]https://i.imgur.com/ehzT0PM.png[/
[img]https://i.imgur.com/g86x6uD.png[/img
[img]https://i.imgur.com/fjn6usK.png[/
[img]https://i.imgur.com/iWfOYcT.png[/[/QUOTE]Lmao

[QUOTE=EnforcerOTF post_id=1520621721]dis tew ez

[img]https://i.imgur.com/3SZkPbK.jpg[/

then i texted her telling her to prove she isnt a 400lb black guy so she sent me a snap and i recorded it using my second phone

within 10 mins I get this

[URL=https://vimeo.com/235620077]https://vimeo.com/235620077[/URL][/QUOTE]Repped for solid delivery. That follow up line is perfect for their emoji face/one word responses
RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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post 1520636991 09-26-2017, 04:08 PM
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already set up a friday night bang out with girl on the right



thanks OP
post 1520637221 09-26-2017, 04:10 PM
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[QUOTE=nn586 post_id=1520636991]already set up a friday night bang out with girl on the right

[img]https://i.imgur.com/S9uGMjd.png[/

thanks OP[/QUOTE]Gjdm, she's sexy as fuk. Could tell by the way she responded to the line that you were gonna come out on top (pun intended)
RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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post 1520638111 09-26-2017, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩


help misc
I said the laughing line and she said "I'm more of a Classic dating type". Fuark misc
"They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times, but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed. But failure is always there, and it's okay to recognize that."- Chael P. Sonnen
post 1520638761 09-26-2017, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Amino89⏩
https://imgur.com/a/j3dLX

Awaiting.

Gonna rep op if this works.
Dafuq is this?

You sure you haven't put in an application for potato?
โ€พ\_(ใƒ„)_/โ€พ
post 1520638841 09-26-2017, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By wailshark⏩
Dafuq is this?

You sure you haven't put in an application for potato?
Just wait, I'll show you.
post 1520640921 09-26-2017, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Amino89⏩
Just wait, I'll show you.
I believe in you brah
post 1520644081 09-26-2017, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
I said the laughing line and she said "I'm more of a Classic dating type". Fuark misc
Say, "Perfect, dinner in bed it is than"
***Feeding son only beef jerky and rocks until he is 24 crew***

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post 1520644211 09-26-2017, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By MisterJustice⏩
ITT chads with matches on Tinder validating themselves with some circle-jerking
Originally Posted By alpha187⏩
These Lines Only Work For Chads...

Wonder how a non-chad would fare?
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post 1520644451 09-26-2017, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
you can say whatever you want to sloots if you're a chad and get laid, try getting this to work being below a 7/10
I can confirm this i am 8/10 chad she said that she is a freak in the sheets.

I responded with "I'll take your words into consideration when choosing".
post 1520645851 09-26-2017, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Amino89⏩
Just wait, I'll show you.
Got the popcorn ready for updates.
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post 1520646621 09-26-2017, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By alpha187⏩
These Lines Only Work For Chads...

Wonder how a non-chad would fare?
Not a chad and one girl hasn't responded and another just sent some laughing emoji's...
Don't trust mirrors crew

Late bloomer crew
post 1520654961 09-26-2017, 07:19 PM
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Das it

RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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are you guys using tinder plus or gold? brb getting no matches
post 1520656651 09-26-2017, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By RushEm⏩
are you guys using tinder plus or gold? brb getting no matches
regular tinder but i bought 5 boosts

tinder is chit without it unfortunately, ya u wont see any matches if u dont pay
post 1520658191 09-26-2017, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Say, "Perfect, dinner in bed it is than"
Wish I saw this earlier, good response
"They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times, but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed. But failure is always there, and it's okay to recognize that."- Chael P. Sonnen
post 1520661001 09-26-2017, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
regular tinder but i bought 5 boosts

tinder is chit without it unfortunately, ya u wont see any matches if u dont pay
is there an optimal time to use them? those fkers are not cheap
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