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post 1538695211 12-26-2017, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Okay, didn't turn out as I would have liked and had to hide my phone standing straight up in a bunch of black bags/gun supplies to make it incognito



she came in giving me skeptical hippo face after looking down at my feet

all in all it ended without much being said

she came back later asking if I wanted to return it since she got it off amazon on her sister's account and it'd be easy to send back if I wanted to get something different
what a fukking legend

will rep you on sight

also any more pics of wife?

slide them into my pms
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post 1538736871 12-27-2017, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Okay, didn't turn out as I would have liked and had to hide my phone standing straight up in a bunch of black bags/gun supplies to make it incognito



she came in giving me skeptical hippo face after looking down at my feet

all in all it ended without much being said

she came back later asking if I wanted to return it since she got it off amazon on her sister's account and it'd be easy to send back if I wanted to get something different
Holy fuk one of the funniest things I've seen this year. Lmao @ you setting the trap with the vacuum and her not giving a fuk.


To be fair, she's right they are completely different.
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post 1538737601 12-27-2017, 01:00 PM
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Use them both at the same time!!! One foot each


Edit - Saw your video - laughed out loud in my office REPPED and thank you sir
post 1538853291 12-28-2017, 03:37 PM
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I chit you not, I ordered a new jack since I have the new Nova to work on. I currently have this one:



Was gonna give it to my dad.

I ordered this one:



I'm having an issue because with the other items I ordered they're all marked as "delivered," but the jack wasn't one of the items delivered even though it has the same tracking number. As I'm explaining this to my wife she has the gall to ask me "Why'd you order another jack?Don't you already have one almost exactly like that?"

Is this real life?

I'm going to start ordering items we already have with minor differences. Maybe a different color toaster, a juicer with 0.1 more HP, etc
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post 1538854431 12-28-2017, 03:49 PM
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lmao dude I feel legit bad for your gf. You're way too smart for her. **** reminds me of those " if Im traveling at 60 mph, how long will it take me to go 60 miles" videos.
post 1538860281 12-28-2017, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted By GnarlySheen⏩
lmao dude I feel legit bad for your gf. You're way too smart for her. **** reminds me of those " if Im traveling at 60 mph, how long will it take me to go 60 miles" videos.
lmao
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post 1538861921 12-28-2017, 05:01 PM
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Rapes on recharge man...not sure I'd have the balls to call somebody out on an asymmetrical gift.
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post 1538863771 12-28-2017, 05:20 PM
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The way you set her up with that video is kinda funny, but to be honest: how much of a girl do you have to be to give a chit about a christmas present? Just tell her it's nice and move on.
I don't rep back
post 1538865361 12-28-2017, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Lollaff⏩
The way you set her up with that video is kinda funny, but to be honest: how much of a girl do you have to be to give a chit about a christmas present? Just tell her it's nice and move on.
you must admit the circumstances are worthy of analysis
Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩
Rapes on recharge man...not sure I'd have the balls to call somebody out on an asymmetrical gift.
it's probably mny 40% life crisis coming out
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