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post 1543720501 02-13-2018, 07:26 PM
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post 1543720581 02-13-2018, 07:27 PM
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post 1543721191 02-13-2018, 07:35 PM
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post 1543721341 02-13-2018, 07:37 PM
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post 1543722601 02-13-2018, 07:50 PM
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post 1543722761 02-13-2018, 07:52 PM
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"This is not a good night"...then i proceed round 2 to **** her brains out.

after i came, she is still stuck in that doggie position moaning like she got finished fuking 10 black guys at once...
post 1543736631 02-13-2018, 11:17 PM
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Girl asked me to take her home immediately after sex:

Me - "You didn't want to hang out? Just wanted some dick?"

Her - "What dick?"

Ouch.
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post 1543737181 02-13-2018, 11:29 PM
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Was fukin my ex girlfriend at the time she was my girlfriend
I didnt last very long, maybe 2 or 2.5 minutes cause the puss was so good
She tells me to fuk her again
I tell her I need 5 minutes or so to get hard again, at least kiss me or something
Refuses to kiss me or let me go down on her or anything and she goes fukin insane
Asks me wtf is wrong with me and why I don't want to fuk her, asks if she is ugly
Try to explain that my dik doesn't work like that, I need a few minutes before I can get hard again
She goes into the living room naked, sits on my couch, calls a guy and puts him on speaker phone
Asks the guy:
"can you come pick me up and then cum on my face and take a picture to send to someone ?"

The night got a lot worse after that
post 1543737371 02-13-2018, 11:33 PM
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post 1543737661 02-13-2018, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted By onaed⏩
Next day....Telling me she had never been tested. Ever.
Dude, I would freak out
post 1543738271 02-13-2018, 11:52 PM
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some of these are fukin brutal lol.

"are you gay?" was what some sloot asked me because I was taking too long to cum. she was literally riding my c0ck when she asked me that because we had been fukin for about 15 minutes and I hadn't came yet. guess she was used to a 2 pumper chumper

one of the funny ones I got from another girl was "youre like the fukin energizer bunny!" also mid sex
post 1543738851 02-14-2018, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By gwem32170191⏩
Me: "Do you like it when I go deep?"
Her: "I like it when you try"

Never felt so ethered in my life.

Also there was this other chick who just had the worst sex noises of all time. "HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Sounded like a ****ing racecar.
The most absolutely brutal one ITT that is real.
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post 1543739031 02-14-2018, 12:13 AM
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Met 18 year old sloot off Tinder
Sloot works at a water park in town
Sloot tells me to come to her work and bring her some Mary J, she'll blow me in car
My old azz is practically jizzing already just thinking about getting an 18 year old mouth on my cawk
I drive over to the water park, she comes out in a lifeguard swimsuit, proceeds to blow me in car
Life is badass
About two minutes later she tells me "I just gave handjob to another guy off Tinder before you got here"(LMAO!)
I really hope she washed her hands before touching me
She gets out of car, goes back to work
Sloots gon Sloot
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post 1543739371 02-14-2018, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted By BenchWellington⏩
Met 18 year old sloot off Tinder
Sloot works at a water park in town
Sloot tells me to come to her work and bring her some Mary J, she'll blow me in car
My old azz is practically jizzing already just thinking about getting an 18 year old mouth on my cawk
I drive over to the water park, she comes out in a lifeguard swimsuit, proceeds to blow me in car
Life is badass
About two minutes later she tells me "I just gave handjob to another guy off Tinder before you got here"(LMAO!)
I really hope she washed her hands before touching me
She gets out of car, goes back to work
Sloots gon Sloot
fukin lol! man these 18 y/o sloots these days. had a random hook up with a tinder sloot who was 18. this was a year ago I was 29 at the time. meet up with her and she told me she just left a motel 6 after spending the night there fukin some dude named jose off tinder. lmfao. yeah still banged her. yes wrapped my chit. after we bang I see her swiping on tinder again lulz
post 1543739441 02-14-2018, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
Was fukin my ex girlfriend at the time she was my girlfriend
I didnt last very long, maybe 2 or 2.5 minutes cause the puss was so good
She tells me to fuk her again
I tell her I need 5 minutes or so to get hard again, at least kiss me or something
Refuses to kiss me or let me go down on her or anything and she goes fukin insane
Asks me wtf is wrong with me and why I don't want to fuk her, asks if she is ugly
Try to explain that my dik doesn't work like that, I need a few minutes before I can get hard again
She goes into the living room naked, sits on my couch, calls a guy and puts him on speaker phone
Asks the guy:
"can you come pick me up and then cum on my face and take a picture to send to someone ?"

The night got a lot worse after that
no wonder you're angry all the time brah
post 1543739731 02-14-2018, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
Was fukin my ex girlfriend at the time she was my girlfriend
I didnt last very long, maybe 2 or 2.5 minutes cause the puss was so good
She tells me to fuk her again
I tell her I need 5 minutes or so to get hard again, at least kiss me or something
Refuses to kiss me or let me go down on her or anything and she goes fukin insane
Asks me wtf is wrong with me and why I don't want to fuk her, asks if she is ugly
Try to explain that my dik doesn't work like that, I need a few minutes before I can get hard again
She goes into the living room naked, sits on my couch, calls a guy and puts him on speaker phone
Asks the guy:
"can you come pick me up and then cum on my face and take a picture to send to someone ?"

The night got a lot worse after that
this cannot be real tea
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post 1543741251 02-14-2018, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Scythas⏩
this cannot be real tea
Unfortunately it really happened. And that was only the beginning of that night. A lot more happened but this thread is about worse things a girl has said during/after sex. That night was One of the many things I've had in my life that has changed me and made me who I am but that's for another thread. Hopefully I can look back and laugh one day but it's still painful looking back 3 years later as I really loved her or think I did and she arranged/manipulated another man into coming to my apt to kill me. Sorry for the /dear diary
post 1543741451 02-14-2018, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
Unfortunately it really happened. And that was only the beginning of that night. A lot more happened but this thread is about worse things a girl has said during/after sex. That night was One of the many things I've had in my life that has changed me and made me who I am but that's for another thread. Hopefully I can look back and laugh one day but it's still painful looking back 3 years later as I really loved her or think I did andshe arranged/manipulated another man into coming to my apt to kill me.Sorry for the /dear diary
what in the chit?
post 1543741771 02-14-2018, 01:16 AM
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After eating her out forever she than tells me I'm not sucking your dick. Couldn't get hard after that. Tried ****ing her wouldn't work.
post 1543742641 02-14-2018, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
Unfortunately it really happened. And that was only the beginning of that night. A lot more happened but this thread is about worse things a girl has said during/after sex. That night was One of the many things I've had in my life that has changed me and made me who I am but that's for another thread. Hopefully I can look back and laugh one day but it's still painful looking back 3 years later as I really loved her or think I did and she arranged/manipulated another man into coming to my apt to kill me. Sorry for the /dear diary
What the fukk? Strong fukking psychopath.
post 1543743841 02-14-2018, 02:07 AM
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Is it in yet.
post 1543744171 02-14-2018, 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted By axiom15⏩
My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and **** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky **** might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so ****ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion.
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Who are you again?

Dead srs.

Beware of drunk sloots.
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"good luck with the next girl"
then she went NC on me and unmatched from Tinder. Mind full of fuk
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only bad thing I've had said to me was after finishing after 5 pumps. "haha you're cute we'll try again in few mins" most times I don't finish cus I'm not sober and the girls get mad and nc me
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Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
Was fukin my ex girlfriend at the time she was my girlfriend
I didnt last very long, maybe 2 or 2.5 minutes cause the puss was so good
She tells me to fuk her again
I tell her I need 5 minutes or so to get hard again, at least kiss me or something
Refuses to kiss me or let me go down on her or anything and she goes fukin insane
Asks me wtf is wrong with me and why I don't want to fuk her, asks if she is ugly
Try to explain that my dik doesn't work like that, I need a few minutes before I can get hard again
She goes into the living room naked, sits on my couch, calls a guy and puts him on speaker phone
Asks the guy:
"can you come pick me up and then cum on my face and take a picture to send to someone ?"

The night got a lot worse after that
Is this a true story?
post 1543787061 02-14-2018, 11:57 AM
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Was having drunk sex once and she said "How much longer are you gonna be?"felt pretty bad
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post 1543819381 02-14-2018, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Hunicall⏩
Is this a true story?
Yes 100% cliffs are true srs. You wouldn't believe what happened after that so I'll never even bother posting full night/morning
post 1543842211 02-14-2018, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
Yes 100% cliffs are true srs. You wouldn't believe what happened after that so I'll never even bother posting full night/morning
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