Girl just hit me with this, wut do?

05-08-2018, 10:02 PM

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#151

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correct answer was definitely.

She thinks youre a soyboy now mate.

05-08-2018, 10:15 PM

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#152

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Originally Posted By OSUBBall23⏩

Cringe....

Holy fuk dude... bang her

This.^

Pissening levels of cringe... WOW.

You should just replied "Yes.", then let her sort out logistics. If she still F*cks you after that reply... then there is a God after all.

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05-08-2018, 10:31 PM

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#153

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man, what the fuk is wrong with you? It was a yes/no answer, you went full estrogen and did all the emotional thinking yourself rather than just giving her the baloney pony ride and letting her work through it herself afterwards, or telling her no thanks because you arent attracted to her.

Rare to see a guy and girl switch gender roles so fluidly as this interaction.

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05-08-2018, 10:31 PM

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#154

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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩

I know my responses were cringey but I didn't even really see her in that way seeing as how she was talking me through a breakup. Is one smash really worth breaking her heart over? Plus she's like 2 points below me ex, I wouldn't settle for that.... smash and dash would be my only option which I don't think I have the heart to do right now.

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Also she's still down for it so if I decide to go through with it I haven't totally blown it

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05-08-2018, 10:40 PM

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#155

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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩

This might be your last chance to have sex with her before she completely removes her eyebrows.

Winner.

05-09-2018, 12:47 AM

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#156

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Originally Posted By Famuz⏩

Dude you said a 7/10.... then you show us this?!?!

Tempted to make you red fella

lmao u aint gonna make no one red with your poverty reps lmaoo

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05-09-2018, 01:27 AM

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#157

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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩

I cringed so hard at your replies. "YES BUT i DUNT WANT 2 RUIn OuR FRANDSHIP"

This, you dun goofed OP lmao

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05-09-2018, 02:24 AM

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#158

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time to turn in your man card OP, fukkin lol

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05-09-2018, 02:43 AM

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#159

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That has got to be the most batchit crazy girl I've seen in a while. Her eyes are legit unsettling.

Stay safe op

05-09-2018, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩

This might be your last chance to have sex with her before she completely removes her eyebrows.

repped lmao

05-09-2018, 04:33 AM

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#161

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Did you bang her yet

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05-09-2018, 04:34 AM

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#162

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Guaranteed she has a smelly vag. Pissening selfie angle all chubsters use.

05-09-2018, 05:03 AM

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#163

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Piitb op

05-09-2018, 05:40 AM

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#164

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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩

Guaranteed she has a smelly vag. Pissening selfie angle all chubsters use.

this

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05-09-2018, 05:45 AM

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#165

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Originally Posted By TopsecretWaffle⏩

lol this

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05-09-2018, 05:54 AM

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05-09-2018, 05:59 AM

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#167

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Originally Posted By Mortar34⏩

Yes, you are being an overly sensitive *******. Post pics now, during, and post-coitus.

Agreed. OP is confirmed ******* looking for an emotional connection instead of hittin it. Shame.

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05-09-2018, 06:03 AM

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#168

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05-09-2018, 06:04 AM

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#169

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Originally Posted By MirinCanadian99⏩

Who the hell turns down free poosay unless shes a whale??

agree

05-09-2018, 06:37 AM

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#170

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OP urine idiot.
She's not falling for you, or anything close. She wants a D and figured you're better than going out and getting a random, she offered her vag on a platter and you shot back at her with some over the top emotional chit. What the actual fukk?

wut do?
her: "would u sleep with me?"
OP: "yes, why do you ask?"
her: "bc alone sucks, I need it bad"
OP: "well what are you going to do about it?"
smash.

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05-09-2018, 06:53 AM

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#171

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I've never seen someone talk themselves out of pussy like this. wtf

05-09-2018, 07:22 AM

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#172

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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩

She is basically asking to get plowed and to have her teddies spanked around and you basically friend zoned yourself.

You basically turned down sex and instead of getting to plow her, you're going to be miscing while Chad Thundercock bruises her cervix.

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05-09-2018, 07:59 AM

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#173

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05-09-2018, 08:10 AM

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#174

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You fked up OP. I had the same type of conversation in 8th grade with my crush. You know what happened? Nothing, because it was a beta move.

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05-09-2018, 08:13 AM

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#175

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Dun gufd reading these last comments and looking at pic.

Disappoint.

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05-09-2018, 08:15 AM

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#176

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strong reply
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05-09-2018, 08:24 AM

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#177

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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩

I know my responses were cringey but I didn't even really see her in that way seeing as how she was talking me through a breakup. Is one smash really worth breaking her heart over? Plus she's like 2 points below me ex, I wouldn't settle for that.... smash and dash would be my only option which I don't think I have the heart to do right now.

See Nothing special:

Also she's still down for it so if I decide to go through with it I haven't totally blown it

I know that OP is always a ******* but in this case I'm 100% convinced OP is gay.