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Took a girl mountain climbing, she quit halfway lmao ( "im into adventures")
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Originally Posted By zarathu5tra⏩
yea I read "adventurous" and think oh that means there's ~60% chance she's into anal.Into adventures means getting a tattoo and being into hookups, nothing more and nothing less.
08-08-2018, 10:27 PM
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1. No pics.
2. edits OP with a message to say pics are on page 5 (why not put them in the OP dickhead).
3. picks are of rocks and dirt.
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2. edits OP with a message to say pics are on page 5 (why not put them in the OP dickhead).
3. picks are of rocks and dirt.
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08-08-2018, 10:33 PM
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LOL, I took this girl who 'loves fishing' on a 6 month round trip to Greenland on a wooden boat. Then she didn't even want to watch me harpoon the albino whale that took my leg. Good because she would've been deadweight past that point. So I marooned her on an ice-floe with the penguins for company.
I swear, all girls are 'down for adventures' until they actually do them or do something that isn't mainstream. not even that mad though. I killed my briny nemesis, ended up taking her back and laying pipe SRS. wasn't good sex tho.
I swear, all girls are 'down for adventures' until they actually do them or do something that isn't mainstream. not even that mad though. I killed my briny nemesis, ended up taking her back and laying pipe SRS. wasn't good sex tho.
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Smdh at all these miscers that aren’t aware this is an obvious troll thread
08-08-2018, 11:00 PM
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smdh reminds me of the time I took a girl who just "loves kayaking" on a first date. I took her to my favorite river where the rapids reach class 5 level, I assumed that since she loved kayaking she would at least be good enough to handle some falls and narrow passages. I lost track of her after she went over the waterfall backwards. haha was pretty funny. Pretty sure she just walked home after that.
08-08-2018, 11:03 PM
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hmm i dont see the pics
08-08-2018, 11:33 PM
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strong thread all around -- 17 mile hike is ****ing ridiculous even for most people in good shape lol.
"adventurous" girls who like "going for a hike" means snapping instagram pictures 15 minutes in so they can appear to be outdoorsy and into nature.
"adventurous" girls who like "going for a hike" means snapping instagram pictures 15 minutes in so they can appear to be outdoorsy and into nature.
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Originally Posted By XFactah416⏩
17 miles is NOTHING lmao. anyone that isnt absolutely trash fat and do 17 miles. ur just weak, bitchassstrong thread all around -- 17 mile hike is ****ing ridiculous even for most people in good shape lol.
"adventurous" girls who like "going for a hike" means snapping instagram pictures 15 minutes in so they can appear to be outdoorsy and into nature.
"adventurous" girls who like "going for a hike" means snapping instagram pictures 15 minutes in so they can appear to be outdoorsy and into nature.
The above post is 100% false
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08-09-2018, 10:08 AM
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This thread is comedy gold !!!!
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08-15-2018, 03:31 PM
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LOL ded at this thread.
LOL @ OP for thinking an "Army girl" is going to be in shape. Just LOL. Women in the military are the worst human beings alive 9 times out of 10. Nice job on the smash though, you finished the hike, so did she just wait around for you to meet her on your way back down? haha
I live in Colorado Springs and bitches are always asking to go on a "hike." Bitch, no, I do not want to walk around a park inside of town, are you slackjawed? Hiking is boring as fuark.
LOL @ OP for thinking an "Army girl" is going to be in shape. Just LOL. Women in the military are the worst human beings alive 9 times out of 10. Nice job on the smash though, you finished the hike, so did she just wait around for you to meet her on your way back down? haha
I live in Colorado Springs and bitches are always asking to go on a "hike." Bitch, no, I do not want to walk around a park inside of town, are you slackjawed? Hiking is boring as fuark.
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08-15-2018, 03:33 PM
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What the fck, OP really advertises pics, and then there aren't any actual pics of the sloot? ****ing moron indeed. No way your stupid ass got some pussy
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08-15-2018, 03:35 PM
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to be fair, a 17 mile hike is pretty damn tough for the average person
08-15-2018, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By ectosthetic⏩
More importantly, isn't that chit going to take like 6 hours? the **** lolto be fair, a 17 mile hike is pretty damn tough for the average person
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08-15-2018, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By XFactah416⏩
This is the truth. Most sloots never ever do outdoor activities past high school.strong thread all around -- 17 mile hike is ****ing ridiculous even for most people in good shape lol.
"adventurous" girls who like "going for a hike" means snapping instagram pictures 15 minutes in so they can appear to be outdoorsy and into nature.
"adventurous" girls who like "going for a hike" means snapping instagram pictures 15 minutes in so they can appear to be outdoorsy and into nature.
08-15-2018, 04:21 PM
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08-15-2018, 04:36 PM
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Who TF takes a girl on a 6.5 hour date hiking that they barely know lmaaaooo. Me and my girl hiked for maybe 2 hours total but also swam under two water falls and rope swang into a lagoon.
At least that chits entertaining, diversified and enjoyable. Just lol @ making an army girl re-enact her training.
At least that chits entertaining, diversified and enjoyable. Just lol @ making an army girl re-enact her training.
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Originally Posted By jimberee⏩
How is running 26 miles extreme? People went to space.how is 17 miles extreme? Soft office workers RUN 26 miles
08-15-2018, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By BeerCalories⏩
Brb girl says shes into science, brb took her to space.How is running 26 miles extreme? People went to space.
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Originally Posted By USAPump⏩
but wtf is the point of doing 17 miles? especially on a date17 miles is NOTHING lmao. anyone that isnt absolutely trash fat and do 17 miles. ur just weak, bitchass
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Lol’d hard as phuck whether this is real or not
Reminds me of the time I went on a date with a girl and she told me she likes shooting. I gave her a 1911 and dropped in the middle of a Taliban camp and she lasted 30 seconds til she got her head blown off. LMAO at frontin sloots that say they like guns
Reminds me of the time I went on a date with a girl and she told me she likes shooting. I gave her a 1911 and dropped in the middle of a Taliban camp and she lasted 30 seconds til she got her head blown off. LMAO at frontin sloots that say they like guns
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This thread is still hilarious.
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Couldn't find the pics of the girl OP, all I saw are rocks. Is my computer broken? Surely you couldn't be this foolish, wait maybe you are you took a girl on a 17 mile hike and then had sex, gross
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
fukn lmaoGirl said she was into fitness so I entered us into the decathlon at the 2016 Olympic games in Rio for our first date, she quit after five events LMAO
lmao, every you go you see girls saying love fitness and doing crazy outdoorsy things. I took this Instagram model to compete in the 2016 Olympic games and she didn't want to go any further halfway in lmao. good because she wouldve been deadweight past that point.
i swear, all girls are 'down for adventures' until they actually do them or do something that isn't mainstream. not even that mad though, ended up taking her back and laying pipe SRS. wasn't good sex tho.
lmao, every you go you see girls saying love fitness and doing crazy outdoorsy things. I took this Instagram model to compete in the 2016 Olympic games and she didn't want to go any further halfway in lmao. good because she wouldve been deadweight past that point.
i swear, all girls are 'down for adventures' until they actually do them or do something that isn't mainstream. not even that mad though, ended up taking her back and laying pipe SRS. wasn't good sex tho.
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lmaoGirl told me she loves riding bikes. I entered us into the Isle of Man TT for a first date. A few minutes into the race at 200mph she slowed down and decided to quit because it was "too fast and scary". Glad she did because she would have just been dead weight at that point anyways and slowed me down.
Its okay though, administered the pipe later that night. Wasn't even that great.
Its okay though, administered the pipe later that night. Wasn't even that great.
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12-29-2018, 12:00 PM
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Hiking, enjoying the outdoors and a fukin 17 mile EXCURSION are very different things you psychopath


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12-29-2018, 12:31 PM
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