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post 1560942371 09-10-2018, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport
aware on bolded. Can't see myself having kids for the next 4 years tho. I'm gonna be on the older side of dads. Doesn't help I'm back in school.
I like that I didn't have jr until 28. Feel for those people that are parents really young.
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post 1560942471 09-10-2018, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport
aware on bolded. Can't see myself having kids for the next 4 years tho. I'm gonna be on the older side of dads. Doesn't help I'm back in school.
Definitely hold off while you can and get the early twenties out of the way. You'll have the rest of your life to be a dad.
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post 1560942761 09-10-2018, 03:37 PM
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my brothers both have several kids

i get feelings of claustrophobia imagining it

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post 1560943141 09-10-2018, 03:42 PM
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op so you expect to live your life and then die, without spreading your genes...is this a satisfying life to you??
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Originally Posted By Ratfish
my brothers both have several kids

i get feelings of claustrophobia imagining it

no thx, brehs
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post 1560943681 09-10-2018, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By behavenow
op so you expect to live your life and then die, without spreading your genes...is this a satisfying life to you??
Of course. Had some delicious dinner last night that was quite satisfying.
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post 1560943771 09-10-2018, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
I like that I didn't have jr until 28. Feel for those people that are parents really young.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Definitely hold off while you can and get the early twenties out of the way. You'll have the rest of your life to be a dad.
actually 28 now btw. I've got 3 close friends with kids ranging 1-5. They make it work but its stress for sure.

I feel like I'm barely getting my life started tbh. Age 22-25 I stagnated completely from depression. I appreciate the wisdom tho brah.
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post 1560943801 09-10-2018, 03:49 PM
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This is what I find interesting...

You speak to young parents (with kids <10 years old for example) and they extoll the virtues of parenthood, having a child etc etc.

Yet EVERY TIME I speak (in real life) to people in their 50s/60s/70s who have children who have since grown up, moved out of home, moved interstate/overseas, they still say how rewarding it all was, yet they also say how much hard work it is, and they often talk about things they would have done if not tied down by kids.

Obviously this is not always the case, but as children grow up and become young adults and become their own person, things aren't as simple as a young child idolising their parents.

But I honestly feel that whether you have kids or you don't, they both equally have their positives and negatives.
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post 1560943871 09-10-2018, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts
Taking care of a dog is challenging enough while working, have a Frenchie that is a fukkin handful.


Just LMAO at having human babies aka financial vampires.
You can do whatever you want just don't call the damn thing a phuckin' "fur baby"
post 1560944661 09-10-2018, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts
Could easily have kids now if I wanted, lol at assuming it isn't an option. More discretionary income = more enjoyable life.
This is YUGE reason why I don't want kids.
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post 1560945201 09-10-2018, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Willie_Bosket
This is what I find interesting...

You speak to young parents (with kids <10 years old for example) and they extoll the virtues of parenthood, having a child etc etc.

Yet EVERY TIME I speak (in real life) to people in their 50s/60s/70s who have children who have since grown up, moved out of home, moved interstate/overseas, they still say how rewarding it all was, yet they also say how much hard work it is, and they often talk about things they would have done if not tied down by kids.

Obviously this is not always the case, but as children grow up and become young adults and become their own person, things aren't as simple as a young child idolising their parents.

But I honestly feel that whether you have kids or you don't, they both equally have their positives and negatives.
What kind of old people are you talking to? I call bs on this lmao.
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport
actually 28 now btw. I've got 3 close friends with kids ranging 1-5. They make it work but its stress for sure.

I feel like I'm barely getting my life started tbh. Age 22-25 I stagnated completely from depression. I appreciate the wisdom tho brah.
no probs even tho you negged me you stupid *******




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post 1560946021 09-10-2018, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
no probs even tho you negged me you stupid *******




still luv u tho bby
dude wtf, done that to a few people somehow lmao.

u kno I got u next time bb
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post 1560947331 09-10-2018, 04:34 PM
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Just had a kid 2 months ago....holy crap babies suuuuuuck. You better be sure you want it.
post 1560948201 09-10-2018, 04:45 PM
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Do you have to pay alimony OP?


Good on you for not having kids brah, you'd be stuck with child support too since you and your wife divorced (plus your kids would grow up to be manlets lol).
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OP can't address these two posts I made. Does he really even have a woman? Why can't he address these posts? Seems to me this whole thread is cope for the fact that he can't even get a woman to make a child. Or he is just a *******.
Well, he and his wife got divorced so who knows? Although that is definitely the best divorce scenario, when you haven't had kids yet with your now ex-wife.
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post 1560949021 09-10-2018, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
I wouldn't sweat it if I was you breh..
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post 1560950121 09-10-2018, 05:07 PM
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lol i thought about this again at work because of the many "having kids" threads on the misc lately.

And i started thinking. What is the REAL purpose to having kids? I get it if you want to have ONE. Because it will be very hard as a guy to meet a girl who doesn't want kids. So you might be forced to at least have one.

But 2 or 3, or even 4? Kill me now.

Because if you think about it. You're having kids, JUST SO YOU CAN WORK MORE FOR THEIR PURPOSE IN LIFE.

Meaning you have to bust your ass to make more money to raise them. Then you have to bust your ass more to put them in school. Then you have to bust your ass once again to put them in a good college so they can get a good job so they don't go broke. Sound right?

Well they won't go broke like their parents if the parents didn't have all those phucking kids. Plus whose not to say that as a parent you do all this for them, bust your ass for 2 decades to raise them, put a roof over their head, put them in a good college, then they end up being a psycho and commit crimes and go to jail?

Now all that work you did was for nothing.

Why the hell should i work even harder to support another human being that i have FULL CONTROL over not bringing him/her onto this earth at all?

That's why i LOL @ all the people who are LOL @ us guys who don't have kids.

You're brainwashed in thinking kids are a part of life. No they are a part of yours because your dumbass didn't wrap up and busted solid white ropes inside your GF because it was a boring rainy day. So now she had an unplanned pregnancy. Then you want to justify your bad decision making and call out guys who actually have made their decision in not having kids.

LOL @ all the parents here
post 1560950891 09-10-2018, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7
lol i thought about this again at work because of the many "having kids" threads on the misc lately.

And i started thinking. What is the REAL purpose to having kids? I get it if you want to have ONE. Because it will be very hard as a guy to meet a girl who doesn't want kids. So you might be forced to at least have one.

But 2 or 3, or even 4? Kill me now.

Because if you think about it. You're having kids, JUST SO YOU CAN WORK MORE FOR THEIR PURPOSE IN LIFE.

Meaning you have to bust your ass to make more money to raise them. Then you have to bust your ass more to put them in school. Then you have to bust your ass once again to put them in a good college so they can get a good job so they don't go broke. Sound right?

Well they won't go broke like their parents if the parents didn't have all those phucking kids. Plus whose not to say that as a parent you do all this for them, bust your ass for 2 decades to raise them, put a roof over their head, put them in a good college, then they end up being a psycho and commit crimes and go to jail?

Now all that work you did was for nothing.

Why the hell should i work even harder to support another human being that i have FULL CONTROL over not bringing him/her onto this earth at all?

That's why i LOL @ all the people who are LOL @ us guys who don't have kids.

You're brainwashed in thinking kids are a part of life. No they are a part of yours because your dumbass didn't wrap up and busted solid white ropes inside your GF because it was a boring rainy day. So now she had an unplanned pregnancy. Then you want to justify your bad decision making and call out guys who actually have made their decision in not having kids.

LOL @ all the parents here
Cant tell if trolling

"You're brainwashed in thinking kids are a part of life"

Well considering the human race would cease to exist if everyone stopped reproducing I'm going to go with yes it is a part of life. Lol

Good for you for opting out of having kids I'm personally a big fan of people who dont. We have enough people on this planet already hopefully theres alot more people like you.
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Originally Posted By FFailed
Cant tell if trolling

"You're brainwashed in thinking kids are a part of life"

Well considering the human race would cease to exist if everyone stopped reproducing I'm going to go with yes it is a part of life. Lol

Good for you for opting out of having kids I'm personally a big fan of people who dont. We have enough people on this planet already hopefully theres alot more people like you.
Not sure if you're srs.

I didn't say EVERYONE SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS.

I said i am LOL @ the people who are LOL'ing @ us people who CHOOSE not to have kids.

Meaning you have people who choose to have kids.

Then you have people, smart ones like me, who CHOOSE NOT to have kids.

So the cycle of life will still continue, from people who choose to have kids. Or from people who have unplanned pregnancy. In which i already talked about.

So yeah. LOL @ anyone having kids
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Imagine the burden OP was/is for his parents, It would be disappointing af to have him as son lol
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7
Not sure if you're srs.

I didn't say EVERYONE SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS.

I said i am LOL @ the people who are LOL'ing @ us people who CHOOSE not to have kids.

Meaning you have people who choose to have kids.

Then you have people, smart ones like me, who CHOOSE NOT to have kids.

So the cycle of life will still continue, from people who choose to have kids. Or from people who have unplanned pregnancy. In which i already talked about.

So yeah. LOL @ anyone having kids
No one lols @ people without kids. Lol @ people who conjure up fake haters in their mind to feel edgy and cool.
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Originally Posted By FFailed
No one lols @ people without kids. Lol @ people who conjure up fake haters in their mind to feel edgy and cool.
Have you not read the threads lately?

It seems like it's only parents that are insecure and want to justify why they have kids by making threads saying, "lol @ not having kids". Or the married life is the way to go etc. I mean read the recent threads the past 2 weeks. Almost everyday is something about having kids.

There are people out there who really don't want kids. THere is no use for them.

I have ZERO use for kids. That's why i'm not having any. Oh and the fact i hate them. Annoying little chits.

Give me 10 annoying dogs over 1 child.
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7
Have you not read the threads lately?

It seems like it's only parents that are insecure and want to justify why they have kids by making threads saying, "lol @ not having kids". Or the married life is the way to go etc. I mean read the recent threads the past 2 weeks. Almost everyday is something about having kids.

There are people out there who really don't want kids. THere is no use for them.

I have ZERO use for kids. That's why i'm not having any. Oh and the fact i hate them. Annoying little chits.

Give me 10 annoying dogs over 1 child.
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Could you imagine actually having a kid, devoting 18 years of blood, sweat, tears and countless sacrifices. And then when you think they are finally old enough, and strong enough to leave home, you find out the cuck doesn't even want to move out... Needs more to time to "get their chit together" and doesn't want to be out on their own???

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Imagine your lineage surviving millions of years of wars and plagues and ending because some low test miscer lmao just lmao

Not having kids = darwinism = you're genes are not elite, better off not being passed down

lmao lmao
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7
Meaning you have to bust your ass to make more money to raise them. Then you have to bust your ass more to put them in school. Then you have to bust your ass once again to put them in a good college so they can get a good job so they don't go broke.Sound right?
Wrong.

Dunno what all this talk of "busting ass" is all about.

Like, do you picture desperate fathers toiling at the coal-pit with their bare, heavily calloused hands under the whip or what?

Put it this way - if I was single I'd still be required to do my day job, which consists mostly of sitting in front of misc all day drinking coffee.

Hardly "busting ass" now is it?

The only difference not having kids would make to me is that I'd be driving a big fuk-off merc on my 8 mile daily commute, wondering where it all went wrong.

Whoop de fukking do.

But if that's what you're all about in this life - then please - don't let anyone talk you into relaying your miserable, inferior genes to humanity.
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