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Thread: You are to fight a prime Mike Tyson in 1 hour's time

post 1566163741 11-13-2018, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By SmillironS⏩
You have a problem with going out swinging? I’m many a thing but a coward I’m not, and I take pride in that.
bro i remember reading that u eat 3-4 steaks a day. u definitely wouldnt be able to do that afterwards for a while.
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Originally Posted By SmillironS⏩
You have a problem with going out swinging? I’m many a thing but a coward I’m not, and I take pride in that.
You do know he can punch through your chest like Mortal Kombat finisher. Just take the first hit and go down and you’ll be back on your feet in a few months.
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post 1566164051 11-13-2018, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By WestAfrica⏩
You do know he can punch through your chest like Mortal Kombat finisher. Just take the first hit and go down and you’ll be back on your feet in a few months.
Yeah but at least he'd throw 1/4 of a punch before that happens so we'd know how much pride he has
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post 1566165521 11-13-2018, 07:26 PM
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post 1566166471 11-13-2018, 07:43 PM
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Yeah same. 0% to do anything. The thing that stands out to me the most in these gifs and videos is his accuracy. A lot of the time you see combos or multiple power punches the guy will miss. He was just on point. Even if you did get a perfect block with both of your hands in front of your face it wouldn't matter.
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post 1566167221 11-13-2018, 07:56 PM
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A miscer would be left standing for as long as Tyson chooses to let them stand. If he wanted to drop you in 5 seconds he'll drop you in 5 seconds. If he wanted to be lulzy and dance around you and not throw any punches and decide to drop you 1 second before the final round ends he could do that too.
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post 1566168741 11-13-2018, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
bro i remember reading that u eat 3-4 steaks a day. u definitely wouldnt be able to do that afterwards for a while.
The body heals, I’ve had my jaw broke before and recovered just fine.
post 1566169411 11-13-2018, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
Mike Tyson in his prime scared everyone. It wasn't even a discussion before the fight about winning, but how long his opponent could last. Fighters would get in the ring with him with look of fright like an unarmed gladiator thrown into the arena against a pride of lions.
This. Everyone, myself included, loves posting gifs of some of his savage hitting but the real good clips are his opponents before the bell rung. Grown men looking anywhere else in the ring except where Tyson was already pacing across from them, they'd be looking at their managers, agents, the press guys, looking at anything and everything they could look at before glancing up at Tyson who was mean mugging them from the moment they got out of their own dressing rooms.

Fear on every single one of their faces even those who did go toe to to with him. Some manned up and lasted a bit but for most of them the fight was already over, which brings me to my next point. After a certain time these guys aren't even fighting on technique they are in survival mode fighting fetal position the entire time. Tyson beat these guys mentally then physically like a stepchild caught stealing cookies.
Originally Posted By Kawhilights⏩
Iron Mike could punch your thigh and knock you out. He'd probably be insulted at the oozing pile of beta in front of him if it was any miscer. Might take it easy and just backhand KO instead of closed fist.
Tyson's body shots where ridiculous. No way these guys were'nt pissing blood and having abdominal cramps for days. He loved the right hand body shot followed microseconds later with a right upper or hook that even your mother saw coming and turned away from. Despite seeing it, no one was really prepared for it, Tyson slipped it past guards, past angle of attack, past hardened abs from extreme workouts, past hopes, past dreams....

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post 1566170461 11-13-2018, 08:46 PM
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post 1566170601 11-13-2018, 08:48 PM
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post 1566170861 11-13-2018, 08:53 PM
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I've trained in UFC quite a few times so I think I'd have a shot if we were able to fight that way and not just boxing
post 1566447321 11-16-2018, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By ayyy⏩
you could bring a sword and still lose that fight bro don't delude yourself
Tyson broke his hand in a street fight, you’re confusing boxing with fighting. Any good college wrestler takes Mike down, and any pro MMA fighter kicks the sheit out of him in 2 seconds with the first kick. Holyfield himself said: “I can beat anyone IF THEY DON”T PUT THEIR FEET ON ME”. He was talking about him getting obviously killed if he was to fight a decent kickboxer etc.
post 1566447411 11-16-2018, 11:16 PM
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this will not end well
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post 1566447611 11-16-2018, 11:23 PM
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Not a fighter so... No idea.

Would only fight him with a weapon or if i trained forever..

Think i read that he loved to fight close and tried to get close. But if you could keep him away and get him gassed hed lose

Think thats what holyfield did. He kept hugging him when he got close and tyson got pissed and bit his ear

Im going by memory though
post 1566447711 11-16-2018, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
Not a fighter so... No idea.

Would only fight him with a weapon or if i trained forever..

Think i read that he loved to fight close and tried to get close. But if you could keep him away and get him gassed hed lose

Think thats what holyfield did. He kept hugging him when he got close and tyson got pissed and bit his ear

Im going by memory though
also helps that Holyfield was one of the best to do it, but yeah.. just hold him and he'll get pissed/quit.
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post 1566447771 11-16-2018, 11:28 PM
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post 1566447901 11-16-2018, 11:32 PM
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I'd just point and shout "look it's a pigeon!!!" when he turned to look i'd kick him in the balls, jump out of the ring and run away.
post 1566449251 11-17-2018, 12:23 AM
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I would last a round. Stalling of course.
I would run and jump out of the ring a few times.

Plus hit the ground immediately and take the 8 count. Go down and grab a leg. Put my head under the middle rope.

I would intentionally drop the mouthpiece to force a stoppage.

Definitely come out with 3 pounds of Vaseline on my face and body to force the ref to make me go back to the corner to clean up.

Leave the stool and bucket in the ring so the ref will need to take them out before the fight begins.

Also, drop the ice water in the canvas to force more delays.

Undo the tape from the gloves, rip the gloves.

All sorts of other delay tactics.

Of course Tyson will be super enraged by that point and whoop my ass. Lol
post 1566450091 11-17-2018, 12:58 AM
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Aye cuz I'm from brooklyn too. Just another fight with a brooklyn street dude, not that crazy.








































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post 1566450651 11-17-2018, 01:25 AM
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or you can do what mayweather does in his fights and run away then hug your opponent when he gets too close and then bribe the ref and judges with your promoter money
post 1566450961 11-17-2018, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
18 x 18ft boxing ring with proper rules, and 16oz gloves.

How long do you stay standing?

I have never taken a REAL head hit before, so would keep my gloves up and try and avoid a solid connection as long as possible. However I would wind too easily from the body shots. I'd give myself less than 20 seconds before I went to the canvas, and that's probably a stretch. Of couse I would not be able to do anything to Mike.
Damn bro, anyone but Mike Tyson in his prime. I have seen his right hand body shot/upper cut combo, it is the most vicious thing I have ever seen. I would be a quivering mess after copping one of those.
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