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post 1569541981 12-25-2018, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By getbig_ttt
Here's another great argument that pro-mutilators can't seems to be able to argue with:

If circumcision didn't exist today, would someone invent it?

"hey brah, I got an idea. Let's cut the tip of our penis off!" That person would be send to a psychiatrist institution on suicide watch.
It would 100% be the most sought after cosmetic surgery. No girl wants an ant-eater. The cope revolves around guys being justifiably afraid to clean up their dinks as adults, since it would obviously hurt.
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post 1569542671 12-25-2018, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron
In this day and age, showers are something that are readily available.

Does anyone cut their ear off to make it unnecessary to clean behind them?
Dont even try explaining to these mutilated cucks.

Washing an uncut dink is no more difficult than washing a cut one. You're already in the shower how hard is it to quickly roll back the dink skin and quickly polish the knob?

They wouldn't know anyway because they never had the choice. Their mom and dad made a life altering decision to mutilate their dinks like fukkn savages.

The only arguments they have are

-girls like it more
-more aesthetic
-cleaner

What they dont realize

-never had a girl once even think twice about sucking my intact dink. Not even a slight hesitation
-it's more aesthetic when soft yes, but who cares? They look very very close to the same when hard.
-cleaner? LOL no. Do you not wash your dink when you shower?

Pure and utter COPE.
post 1569543021 12-25-2018, 08:14 PM
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Girls who have had their genitals mutilated probably claim to be more clean and aesthetic as well.

‘Guys don’t even like labia’
‘LOL at having an extra square inch of skin to clean’
‘Smeg pussies never get eaten out’

COPE
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post 1569547851 12-25-2018, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By TappingTheZen
Of course there's no cope, if you cared you could just go get circumcised. The term 'cope' when referring to uncut brahs is so illogical it's unreal.
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post 1569571191 12-26-2018, 10:13 AM
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Just letting all you ant eater brahs know this thread is just joking around, I'm surprised it's taken so seriously lol. There are pros and cons to both, and it doesn't make any difference with women... your cawk is the last thing they see you've already won them over by the time their seeing it lmao
post 1569571711 12-26-2018, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc
Just letting all you ant eater brahs know this thread is just joking around, I'm surprised it's taken so seriously lol. There are pros and cons to both, and it doesn't make any difference with women... your cawk is the last thing they see you've already won them over by the time their seeing it lmao
lmao there's no pros to a cut dick lol
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post 1569572391 12-26-2018, 10:26 AM
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Imagine unironically handing over your new born baby boy to have a doctor take a sharp object to his genitals. Anyone who circumcises their children are either NPCs or subhuman.
post 1569572931 12-26-2018, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987
Those filthy european heathens like to brag about their nasty smegma filled ant eaters.

Absolutely disgusting.
lmao
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post 1569573041 12-26-2018, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By 2RDEYE
lmao there's no pros to a cut dick lol
Aesthetics alone is worth it... the antcels argument is comparable to arguing you shouldn't remove a mole from your face because it is mutilating your body

arguing that your anteater is superior aesthetically is pure, adulterated cope
post 1569573521 12-26-2018, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc
Aesthetics alone is worth it... the antcels argument is comparable to arguing you shouldn't remove a mole from your face because it is mutilating your body

arguing that your anteater is superior aesthetically is pure, adulterated cope
Agreed. But alas, idgaf either way. Cut bruh and have gotten many compliments on penor aesthetics srs Thanks Mom! I love my dink
post 1569574181 12-26-2018, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By IawI
Imagine unironically handing over your new born baby boy to have a doctor take a sharp object to his genitals. Anyone who circumcises their children are either NPCs or subhuman.
post 1569574511 12-26-2018, 10:49 AM
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This thread is the definition of cope

feel sorry for op
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post 1569576881 12-26-2018, 11:12 AM
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[QUOTE=Azrairc post_id=1569574181][img]https://i.imgur.com/1lq7HRv.jpg?1[img][/QUOTE]I would give you a response but I'd probably get banned for antisemitism
post 1569578101 12-26-2018, 11:28 AM
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ant eater checking in!
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post 1569580951 12-26-2018, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc
Just letting all you ant eater brahs know this thread is just joking around, I'm surprised it's taken so seriously lol. There are pros and cons to both, and it doesn't make any difference with women... your cawk is the last thing they see you've already won them over by the time their seeing it lmao
do you support the right to female circumcision?
post 1569582191 12-26-2018, 12:30 PM
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The reason both cut and uncut in this thread are defending their side is because they are happy with what they have and no one really cares. /thread
post 1569582601 12-26-2018, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By IawI
Imagine unironically handing over your new born baby boy to have a doctor take a sharp object to his genitals. Anyone who circumcises their children are either NPCs or subhuman.
With the exception of religious ceremonies, there are no sharp objects involved. And hasn't been for decades.
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post 1569582651 12-26-2018, 12:38 PM
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The fact that this thread is still going proves to me that I was right, and the misc really is the most penis-obsessed place in the world.
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post 1569583371 12-26-2018, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By lawsfallmute
You gay or something?

As long as you keep it clean under there
who cares if you're uncircumcised, once he gets hard it looks the same.
LMAO!!!!this post just proves why cut brahs win. BRB worrying about cheesy custard growing inside your dick hoodie
post 1569585001 12-26-2018, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin
With the exception of religious ceremonies, there are no sharp objects involved. And hasn't been for decades.
This is your justification for infant genital mutilation? Subhuman scum.
post 1569585041 12-26-2018, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc
Aesthetics alone is worth it... the antcels argument is comparable to arguing you shouldn't remove a mole from your face because it is mutilating your body

arguing that your anteater is superior aesthetically is pure, adulterated cope
it looks 99% exactly the same when hard except cut brahs might have some unnatty frankenstein scar or something

but lol when a non american sloot looks at ur dick and she finds out it's missing a part lol
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post 1569587411 12-26-2018, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain
LMAO!!!!this post just proves why cut brahs win. BRB worrying about cheesy custard growing inside your dick hoodie
the logic of 'keeping it clean' is literally brain dead.
it was initially for children to 'keep it clean' until science discovered that the foreskin is not supposed to retract a child is approaching puberty.

for an adult, 'keeping it clean' makes zero sense. it literally takes a split second to put it in the same position as Male Genital Mutilation victims.

you've simply been indoctrinated with lies to justify having certain groups cultural barbarities imposed on you.
post 1569587561 12-26-2018, 01:47 PM
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post 1569587651 12-26-2018, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By MitchGreene
the logic of 'keeping it clean' is literally brain dead.
it was initially for children to 'keep it clean' until science discovered that the foreskin is not supposed to retract a child is approaching puberty.

for an adult, 'keeping it clean' makes zero sense. it literally takes a split second to put it in the same position as Male Genital Mutilation victims.

you've simply been indoctrinated with lies to justify having certain groups cultural barbarities imposed on you.
that's a split second that I don't have to use.LMAOtime is money!!
post 1569588281 12-26-2018, 01:57 PM
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Muslim so cut...

I was cut at around 2 years still have some form of PTSD to this day : My mom said that I tried to stretch my foreskin for hours a few days after the surgery because I felt like I lost something that was there but was gone SRS.
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moved to this country when I was 9.
intact penor here.
80% of sloots ive had have never mentioned anything about my penor having a hoodie.
**** in hs I remember this white sloot loved blowing up my foreskin like a ballon before she would suck it.
bitches love pulling the skin back and having the head pop out.
I have thicc penor so maybe that why?
I can imagine a pencil one looking weir hooded
post 1569588671 12-26-2018, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron
LOL at trying to justify it with "girls prefer"...
this. more like it's what OP prefers

it's maddening that he's so triggered about uncercimcised cawk. did he go down on his bf and got a mouthful of smegma?
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I loled...
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja
It would 100% be the most sought after cosmetic surgery. No girl wants an ant-eater. The cope revolves around guys being justifiably afraid to clean up their dinks as adults, since it would obviously hurt.
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post 1571304531 01-16-2019, 04:44 AM
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Most Europeans are uncut.

Circumcision is basically an American thing.

So much cope in the thread.
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