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post 1577521701 04-07-2019, 12:31 AM
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More than 3/4's of this is total BS
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post 1577522641 04-07-2019, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Fuc me, my neighbor just called and said the boyfriend is coming back with his friends and he is bringing me a pair of boxing gloves as he doesn't believe me that i wasn't going to fight him and wants to fight me with us both wearing boxing gloves.. says he'll be here in 15 mins...wtf lol?

I'm going to my neighbors house to sort this out as this chit is fuc all to do with me.
If this is real your neighbor needs to call the cops. No point in going to jail for assault on a juvenile. What country you live in...doesn't this man own a gun?
post 1577522771 04-07-2019, 01:07 AM
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Tell him to whip out a Bible and a belt and do some old fashioned parental justice.

"Lord bless this belt that I may smite the wickedness out of my devil daughter."
"So she may see the error of her ways."


Also pics
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post 1577523901 04-07-2019, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Well i'm just back from his house...

Tonight i had a proper talk with him and he has talked with his wife and they both agree their daughter shouldn't be seeing this young dude and they've barred him from the house and the daughter has been told if she keeps seeing him then she'd better pepper her angus because she'll be getting no new car, no new iphone...nothing.

He is having a bit of a mid-life crisis he reckons and had gone out and bought some of dat der tobacco and was puffing away in the garage at nights to try and get some idea on what to do as he doesn't have many friends and is getting annoyed with all the estrogen in his house and the drama.

He also told me that a few weeks ago when he found out about the banana photo on twitter that he went crazy at his daughter and to get out of it she screamed at him "I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE GOING CRAZY AT ME WHEN MOM HAS A DILDO ON TOP OF THE BEDROOM WARDROBE!!!"

He goes upstairs and on top of the wardrobe is a white dildo, like the daughter had told him.

It didn't bother him as it's just a dildo, but....

he was working away and his wife was out with friends and his daughter sneaked her boyfriend into the house. The daughter had previously found the dildo and told her boyfriend about it who dared her to show him it.

The first thing the boyfriend did was sniff it and started taunting the daughter and trying to get her to deepthroat it, as this was happening her mother came in and it turned into a huge fight where the daughter ended up throwing the dildo at her mother.

Anyway, it's all out in the open now and was all sorted this afternoon, and he's much happier, but his wife is saying she is wanting another kid... she's 39.

He is wanting me to go to Vegas with him and says he has a $15k bankroll and wants to let off steam, so i might just do it.

das it
it's not sorted. i can promise his daugther will sloot around more
post 1577524031 04-07-2019, 02:23 AM
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Roll bread city.
post 1577525461 04-07-2019, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
pic of daughter for everyone else and to conclude this thread...



I'll make a Vegas thread when we end up going there.
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post 1577525751 04-07-2019, 04:10 AM
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His wife said "She should be allowed to express herself". Oh god, I didn't get to read the rest of the post I was just laughing to hard. Seems like like mother like daughter.
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post 1577531341 04-07-2019, 07:30 AM
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Dude seriously your friend really needs you right now it sounds like the best thing I can think of doing is convincing him to get rid of the two sloots and find a girlfriend, cause nothing good is going to come out of his current situation.
post 1577532131 04-07-2019, 07:49 AM
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Lol

"Coming over with boxing gloves."

Rolling rolling rolling on the roll bread.
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post 1577535101 04-07-2019, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
The thing is everyone earlier on in this thread thought the boyfriend was going to bang the mom, but i know for a fact my neighbor is hung because not only is he black, but he has told me twice that he has a 10" cock.

Twice when drunk he has done it...

One time he said something like "when you have a 10" cock...." i don't remember the rest of it....but he looked at me like "das it".

and then the Christmas before last he was completely fuced up and was saying how his wife called him a grinch... and he kept saying "I'm the 10 inch grinch"
The daughter is straight white doe = bread
post 1577535971 04-07-2019, 09:13 AM
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OP I give you an B+ troll score. Nice work.
post 1577537101 04-07-2019, 09:37 AM
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It's still real to me dammit,

Op updates? also more pics
post 1577559531 04-07-2019, 04:04 PM
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bread is rolling
post 1577560591 04-07-2019, 04:24 PM
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So why does the bf have the wife's number? I've never a dated a girl and had her mom's number.
post 1577560771 04-07-2019, 04:27 PM
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LMAO op is funny as hell
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post 1577561841 04-07-2019, 04:45 PM
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updates op?
post 1577562661 04-07-2019, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By EEBreh⏩
updates op?
There won't be.

This entire thread is roll bread.

Just look at the black hubby and the daughter. Complete made up gibbily gockily.
post 1577562881 04-07-2019, 05:02 PM
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Report the kid to the police for sending child porn to his wife
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post 1577563031 04-07-2019, 05:04 PM
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lol bs thread

how did the bf have the wifes number?

if the dad is black why is his daughter white not mixed race?
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post 1577563051 04-07-2019, 05:05 PM
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OP using random people's pictures for this fake story
post 1577564871 04-07-2019, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Holy chit this guy is a cuck. Some kid disrespects me in my own house like that I will sucker punch him into oblivion
Would beat the chit out of said kid and tell him to bring his dad. Then, I'd fuk his dad in front of the kid and rabbit punch him. Teach that little cretin to disrespect me.
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post 1577565101 04-07-2019, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted By theparttimenerd⏩
Would beat the chit out of said kid and tell him to bring his dad. Then, I'd fuk his dad in front of the kid and rabbit punch him. Teach that little cretin to disrespect me.
You missed 5 pages of roll bread.
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