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Thread: LooksMaximus: Tribune of Plebs [VLOG]

post 1615639391 09-05-2020, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
When I say just smash I mean that in the sense of you aren't trying to date them. I agree that it is generally required to spend time with outside of smashing if you aren't straight up paying for it. I don't know about you but I'd much rather have a conversation with a 28 y/o woman than an 18 y/o woman. If you don't want to spend any time entertaining women and you don't want a family I can see where you're coming from even if I don't agree with paying for sex
28 is old man, 24 is the max age for glow
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post 1615640961 09-05-2020, 10:07 AM
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"...but this cleaning lady, cleaning girl today, I was looking at her, and uh, I was like fuk - I'd love to pay her and just throw some money at her and just *SNIFF* smell her sweaty ass crack you know her big fat ass crack cuz it's young, it's young."



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Just finished 2nd vlog. I actually love the sounds sloots make when being banged (natural sounds, not the fake sounds in mainstream prn). It's part of the turn on for me. Silent sex is boring imo
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post 1615642231 09-05-2020, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
Thought about it but so far just tanning beds and some fake bake here and there.



Tribune of Plebs VLOG #2: You wouldn't pay for cunny?

post 1615644551 09-05-2020, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Achilles87⏩
How do you manage this?

Even if we ignore the cunny part for just a moment this sounds like basically the GOAT lifestyle. You've time to go the gym, cook meals, go fishing etc instead of rotting away in a cubicle. All while living downtown.

I can't imagine working a local job being paid in PLN pays much, especially at only 20 hours a week. Are you making USD or something online?
I'll get into it a bit more in upcoming vids, but basically it's only possible because my father gave me an apartment downtown. If I had to rent I'd have to work 2x more, which would make me hate my job and render my life much less stress-free.
Originally Posted By jamiestauber⏩
No hate, but do you actually train hard? I feel like your physique should be way better for never coming off.
As I stated in my first vid, my training and diet are not exactly on point. Also don't overestimate the power of $70-100 of OJ per month.
Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
I tried to give my 2 brehddies some context for the joker interrogation vid by showing them video 1 and I forgot how gay I would seem to unawares

Thanks, man
Some of my clients wanted a link to my channel. I told them forget about it. Even though your English is good, you won't understand half the chit I'm talking about. JFL @ explaining "mogmaxxing" to an unaware American, let alone a Pole.
Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
Just finished 2nd vlog. I actually love the sounds sloots make when being banged (natural sounds, not the fake sounds in mainstream prn). It's part of the turn on for me. Silent sex is boring imo
Gentle, feminine moaning turns me on but loud sloots (and not just loud in bed but generally) are a modern abomination of nature. Sloots were biologically programmed to STFU so as not to attract unwanted male attention/competition, especially in a vulnerable moment like copulation. Subconsciously the last thing I want to be is whacked across the back of the head by some rival cavemen while I'm banging a sloot.

Can't stand loud sloots.
post 1615645471 09-05-2020, 11:14 AM
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"Salty, sweaty, festering pie-hole" LMAO
Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
Fck it, I'm going to Krakow (been there before) for an epic misc meet up. I want to meet the legend.
In on this srs
Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
Gentle, feminine moaning turns me on but loud sloots (and not just loud in bed but generally) are a modern abomination of nature. Sloots were biologically programmed to STFU so as not to attract unwanted male attention/competition, especially in a vulnerable moment like copulation. Subconsciously the last thing I want to be is whacked across the back of the head by some rival cavemen while I'm banging a sloot.

Can't stand loud sloots.
You'll have to debate ErnieMcCracken on this, he's always posting how sloots make noise because they want to attract other men and get gangbanged.

BTW, are you aware of BAP and have you read his book? It would be right up your street.
post 1615645541 09-05-2020, 11:15 AM
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Your parents gave you your place and approved of you leaving Canada for good?
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post 1615645681 09-05-2020, 11:17 AM
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You aren't even on fin or dut? Especially with OJ? If you were susceptible to hairloss before, not way minox can veer the reaper away after drinking juice.
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
Fck it, I'm going to Krakow (been there before) for an epic misc meet up. I want to meet the legend.
this
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post 1615710751 09-06-2020, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Virgin vagina customer vs Chad force of nature slayer
post 1615713881 09-06-2020, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Your forearms are more hairy than your head.
Just an observation, carry on.
post 1615714411 09-06-2020, 06:59 AM
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more vids ratrish pls
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post 1615714531 09-06-2020, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
You sound like you think marriage is alpha because you're "opening yourself up to getting hurt by being completely honest and loving to one woman".
Hutrapper is my favorite miscbrah

President of the sloots gonna sloot crew

"I guess that's just what sloots do" - Eminem
post 1615717151 09-06-2020, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
I'm comforted that you also have a resting spot for your gun of the day, I set mine in my Lazyboy recliner, my tools require top tier comfort.
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This will be thread of the year.
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Originally Posted By jkanebell⏩
This will be thread of the year.
quite a few contenders
the moggining
panties sniffing
this thread
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post 1615719321 09-06-2020, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By solidus2k3⏩
quite a few contenders
the moggining
panties sniffing
this thread
True but this + plus pantie content has gotta give Max the edge over the moggening.
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You knowI might've found this thread earlierif chitty fuking alts would stop spamming carsalesman threads 24/7




Will watch tonight. Subbed. Don't delete anything.



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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
subhuman nonlifter, the summer breeze can blow him away

this whole 5 minute video is really him just thinking out loud with his subsaharian IQ levels
Says the rapefugee LOL
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
you can cope all you want but i'm not a rapefugee u subhuman trash


you probably thought of your response 10 mins before being able to write this nonsense sentence
You're literally the second lowest tier of all

Just lmao

The difference between OPie and you is that he chooses to pay, but you have no choice whatsoever
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Originally Posted By -
Do you even lift?


Also wtf was that long rambling nonsense? Cliffs?
no, no he doesn't
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Are you autistic?
OP is more of a Charlie Sheen borderline nutjob degenerate. Doesn't strike me as an autist.
Originally Posted By SultanofBling⏩
OP I think you've grossly misunderstood the definition of Pleb, which was a hereditary caste in ancient Rome. It just meant you weren't nobility of birth, so didn't belong to aristocracy. Plebs weren't "subhumans." Most Romans were plebs and all the rich ones were plebs, because they were the only caste allowed to engage in commerce.

But good vid tho GL on your mental health goals in 2020
I don't think he's concerned with historical accuracy.
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Been watching Rome, as inspired by this thread (some NOICE 1080P torrents out there, boyos). Really helps to understand the LooksMaximus mindset.
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I've been listening to your vlogs here and there in the past couple days while doing stuff on or around my computer.

I laughed. I cried. Even for the misc, the thoughts that inhabit your mind are pretty shocking.

Continue maxxing out my panty-sniffing friend.
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another 25 minutes well spent
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Originally Posted By -
Do you even lift?


Also wtf was that long rambling nonsense? Cliffs?
Why lift when nothing matters?
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Ratfish and LM need a podcast where they discuss a random topic each week. I think it’s lead to great content and interesting dialogue.
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nothing wrong with paying if you know you can't get what you want otherwise. Or even if you just want it to be hassle free. It's comical how controlled women are by money. It almost feels like rape because they are helpless to say no to some hundred dollar bills. Fascinating tbh.
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Lmao
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