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post 1629052063 01-19-2021, 10:53 AM
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post 1629052093 01-19-2021, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By FastBack6
That’s the story she gave. The reality was she was helping Jody with his rent, car payment and weed habit
Jody was actually renting a camper from my parents for like $400 a month lol so even if she was paying it all that wouldn't have made a dent in $50k. My brother saw her car down there a couple times. I thought I was gonna have to have a hard convo with him when he got back but the fact that she was already preggo saved me from having to be the one to tell him
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post 1629052433 01-19-2021, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By sooby
loled


if you got beef with another man, the grandmaster of all cuckdom would be to fuk that man's mother, marry her for dat dere pensionmaxxx and have him call you step-daddy


fukn lol at coming out the same hole that was just ravaged by your bitter rival
How do you even come back from that?!

The only way is to wait until your eternal enemy has a daughter and marry her as soon as she turns legal, then put a baby in her.

Or maybe turning his son into a bottom twink would be worse.
Originally Posted By mesobuild
I do not like the 'step' label at all. They do not earn authority for romance with your real mother/father. I never understood why people think they're somehow 'parents'. They're almost certainly inappropriate or abusive in any real involvement with the children.
My comment wasn't that serious brah, I am aware of abusive step parents and don't condone them.

My point was more toward if you got a problem with someone, while both of you are grown adults, marrying their mother would be an epic checkmate.
post 1629052633 01-19-2021, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By sooby
loled


if you got beef with another man, the grandmaster of all cuckdom would be to fuk that man's mother, marry her for dat dere pensionmaxxx and have him call you step-daddy


fukn lol at coming out the same hole that was just ravaged by your bitter rival
A dude punked me at party once while his friends held me back and a couple months later I made out with his mom in front of his friends and banged her in a ditch on a dirt road. She was in really good shape and looked great for her age (early 40s) but had a Karen haircut and tasted like Virginia Slims and cheap wine. He never even so much as looked in my direction again. Totally worth it. I hated that smug prick. His mom had no idea we were beefing or even that I knew her son. She asked but I told her I only knew who he was and didn't really know him lol
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post 1629052943 01-19-2021, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By cazzo1
found it from last year

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post 1629054303 01-19-2021, 11:19 AM
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she's not that hot. I was expecting one of those busty, milfy looking grandmas you see in adult videos. He could do way better.
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Originally Posted By lnvictus
So you can creampie these older ladier over and over without any repercussions?
Mostly likely but if by some miracle they do get preggo the baby will most likely have birth defects and mother who can't take care of them past about 15 due to old which leaves you holding the bag. Dangerous game until after menopause
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post 1629054713 01-19-2021, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus
So you can creampie these older ladier over and over without any repercussions?
There's a higher risk of STDs, trumped up domestic violence charges, and having your career, home, or vehicles damaged. These old single whores are 1 step away from crazy cat lady, just slower to accept it but still crazy.
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post 1629055593 01-19-2021, 11:32 AM
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post 1629055953 01-19-2021, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem
My comment wasn't that serious brah, I am aware of abusive step parents and don't condone them.

My point was more toward if you got a problem with someone, while both of you are grown adults, marrying their mother would be an epic checkmate.
Yes.
Originally Posted By TBO1313
A dude punked me at party once while his friends held me back and a couple months later I made out with his mom in front of his friends and banged her in a ditch on a dirt road. She was in really good shape and looked great for her age (early 40s) but had a Karen haircut and tasted like Virginia Slims and cheap wine. He never even so much as looked in my direction again. Totally worth it. I hated that smug prick. His mom had no idea we were beefing or even that I knew her son. She asked but I told her I only knew who he was and didn't really know him lol
Good lord. Ultimate example.

I think all dudes involved with your mom or women involved with your dad are inherently abusive.
post 1629056333 01-19-2021, 11:39 AM
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I have a hard time wrapping my mind around this. I'm pretty sure their marriage won't last.
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post 1629056943 01-19-2021, 11:44 AM
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She looks like she would have bad breath.

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post 1629057323 01-19-2021, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313
Why is it when dudes go in the military they become desperate to get married? It's even happened with friends of mine. I was a groomsman in one's wedding and me and the best man (who was also military) took him for a drive to burn a cig a couple hours before and tried to tell him it wasn't too late to bail. I kinda felt bad for doing that but turned out I was completely justified when he came back from his nine month tour in Afganistan to find her 6 months pregnant and had blown through his entire bank out account on fast food and clothes from Rue 21. ded srs. $50k on fast food and cheap clothes in 9 months
damn.. that sounds way too common and typical. I also don't understand why so many of them rush into marriage, I've seen it too. sometimes it has to do with one person in the couple being relocated to a different military base and the only way for them to stay together is through marriage. A lot of women who live in cities with a large military presence will intentionally look for men in the military to latch onto for the financial support.
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post 1629057913 01-19-2021, 11:55 AM
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that's fkin weird

she better be rich
post 1629058383 01-19-2021, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By cazzo1
found it from last year

Negged for liking grandmas.
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No hymen no diamond
post 1629058473 01-19-2021, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Workout4ever
that's fkin weird

she better be rich
she isn't.
post 1629058613 01-19-2021, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313
Why is it when dudes go in the military they become desperate to get married? It's even happened with friends of mine. I was a groomsman in one's wedding and me and the best man (who was also military) took him for a drive to burn a cig a couple hours before and tried to tell him it wasn't too late to bail. I kinda felt bad for doing that but turned out I was completely justified when he came back from his nine month tour in Afganistan to find her 6 months pregnant and had blown through his entire bank out account on fast food and clothes from Rue 21. ded srs. $50k on fast food and cheap clothes in 9 months
They give you a free house and more pay for getting married. If you are in a LTR it's kind of stupid not to. It's one of the most ridiculous incentives ever especially since the single soldiers in the barracks have to do more work and put in longer hours.
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post 1629059143 01-19-2021, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972
They give you a free house and more pay for getting married. If you are in a LTR it's kind of stupid not to. It's one of the most ridiculous incentives ever especially since the single soldiers in the barracks have to do more work and put in longer hours.
they do not give you a free house. If housing is available on a military base, they are able to go on a waiting list to live in one of those houses and higher priority if they have children (you don't own the house). You don't however need to be married in order to get housing money and live off base or get your own house or apartment. Most everyone will get that eventually. They get some additional pay and money but it really isn't enough to warrant getting married over. I wouldn't go so far to say that "you'd be stupid not to if you're in a long term relationship". Most couples I know who got married quickly in the military didn't last. They were divorced within 2 years or less. Some did though.
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post 1629060213 01-19-2021, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By cazzo1
found it from last year

my man! repped. i'd smash 100x over
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post 1629061603 01-19-2021, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Rexcalibr
they do not give you a free house. If housing is available on a military base, they are able to go on a waiting list to live in one of those houses and higher priority if they have children (you don't own the house). You don't however need to be married in order to get housing money and live off base or get your own house or apartment. Most everyone will get that eventually. They get some additional pay and money but it really isn't enough to warrant getting married over. I wouldn't go so far to say that "you'd be stupid not to if you're in a long term relationship". Most couples I know who got married quickly in the military didn't last. They were divorced within 2 years or less. Some did though.
Must be different in Canada. In the US you get a free house or the equivalent in cash. Quite a raise for no extra work. In most cases less work because the guys in the barracks are always being grabbed for after hours duty.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
How are you gonna hymenmax now?
Lol the first post of yours to actually make me laugh for once.
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post 1629062473 01-19-2021, 12:42 PM
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Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: The guy in OP's link found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass negging for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

The guy in OP's link has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 35, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


I wish the guy in OP's link the best of luck. It sounds he found a winner.
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This is exactly what I'm looking for, maybe a bit better looking, but that's exactly my type.

LOVE the milf/gilf/matures.

You boyos are missing out.

go look up "silver beauty Jennifer" on IG/onlyfans..... WOWZERS
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Originally Posted By kimm4
I have a hard time wrapping my mind around this. I'm pretty sure their marriage won't last.
Sign of the future . Dudes are ridiculously thirsty for any type of validation and approval. Some want women to look after them like there mothers did. Men are getting cancelled by women there own ages so desperate older women will do for them. As more boys/men become weakened with soy the more these types of situations will happen. Older women will make themselves more available to younger men post wall. You lot ain't seen nothing yet LMAO the state of men is pathetic.
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Originally Posted By CR89RA
Sign of the future . Dudes are ridiculously thirsty for any type of validation and approval. Some want women to look after them like there mothers did. Men are getting cancelled by women there own ages so desperate older women will do for them.
Yes, several nonstandard arrangements look far more attractive than cancel feminists. Some traditional women still exist.
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I've seen a shift in older women interested in me @ 26 I think the above scenario is beginning to play out:
- Younger women getting the bag moneymaxxing as they ration their glow out to OF, Sugar Daddies, etc.
- Older women increased sex drive but little-to-no glow remaining, hit up younger brahs who got squeezed out of traditional dating market of their peers

Nature's way of finding an equilibrium and I'm ok with it, if it means access to females increases as you age (peak @ 50 like misc says)
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Originally Posted By Rajc
we are cringing at the guy not at grandma if you havent noticed
Are you into this brah? We all know you have mommy issues lol

If she was a solid 6 instead of a 3 are you down?
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What's the difference between fukking a girl with dried out ovaries and fukking a dude? Might as well be gay or celibate at that point.
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