True Story:I had a dream growing up back in 8th Grade (2008) that Reichen & Chip would debut as these over-the-top heels on wrestling and they would align themselves with The Great Khali.

I'm pretty sure that second picture of Reichen on the beach is photoshopped by the way.

Reichen also formely dated Lance Bass (of N'Sync)



I think I will shut up now.






Ass Of Update #140- Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Love Hewitt & Emma From WWE

Mona & Beth were in a Walmart commercial that has 416 views on YouTube.



I'm pretty sure that's making mommy & daddy really proud right now.

There's a reason why they are only ranked #154 in this project.







Ass Of Update #141- Emma, Paige & AJ Lee (WWE)

lmao

I will let the pictures speak for themselves here.



Pam & Winnie mistaken one animal as two.



WHAT IN GOD'S NAME MADE YOU THINK THAT WAS A RHINO??



They look at each other disappointed.

They try this again.



Yeah because an Alligator clearly resembles an Ostrich.

And they effectively eliminated themselves from the Race because of this.




Ass Of Update #142- Layla & Stacy Keibler

The dentists were okay.

Jim Raman was very expressionless. He would rarely smile (even though the guy is a dentist)




He would have the same scowl on his face.

They would do the same confessional over and over and over again...

And they...



Moving on.





Ass Of Update #143- Adrianne Curry

I actually don't have much to say here about these two girls.

They were the first team eliminated from Season 25.

...I just don't have much to go by here.

The one with her ass sticking out is Michelle Tomson.






Ass Of Update #144- Christy Hemme, Lana from WWE & I don't know the last one

I was lurkering through Justin Kanews Twitter page.

And hes a liberal bureaucrat every time he tweets something. He hates Donald Trump.






Justin shut up.

I think the last thing that is on Donald Trumps mind is whether or not hes jealous that The Amazing Race won an Emmy over The Apprentice.

We have enough topics like this on Misc already Justin. Thank you very much.





Ass Of Update #145- AJ Lee & Torrie Wilson

still no name for that one gif, huh?

Decent team. Nothing great though.

Being the first team eliminated on Season 18 seriously damages their overall rank.







Ass Of Update #146- I don't know the first one and the other four are all Megan Fox

No not yet. I send an PM message and have yet to hear a response.

I remember I liked this team a lot back on Season 12.

It's just too bad they became a shell of their former selves on Season 18: Unfinished Business.

Bummer.







Ass Of Update #147- Dawn Marie, Christina Hendricks & Trish Stratus

These two girls were okay.

I just wished I had something more to sink more of my teeth into.






Ass Of Update #148- Alyssa Milano, Gina Carano & Taryn Terrell

The most notable thing that happened to this team was that Jon took his clothes off on the finale episode of Season 4.





To sum it all up quickly? If a guytaking his clothes offis the most memorable thing that happened to a team?

Then this team needs to GTFO out of these rankings.

People on Misc are going to jack off to porn instead.

Back on Season 4 of the Amazing Race? Kelly and Jon they...ahh forget it.



Asses time.




Ass Of Update #149- Hilary Duff & Velvet Sky

They didn't really do much.

Then again they were the second team eliminated back on Season 22 so what do you expect?

Bonus points for mocking Joey & Meghan at the Sandcastle roadblock.



No Joey. Rebuilding and taking down sandcastles is not fun.








Ass Of Update #148- Haylie Duff & Demi Moore

These two girls had a good blowout with each other back on Season 23.



It was a decent way to send them packing.

But that was about it.

And to clarify a bit more here? That was the only thing those two girls did that whole season.

Ashley Mello (yes that's her name >_>) is the one with the big tits.





Ass Of Update #149- Kaley Cuoco & Maryse

Ass Of Update #150- Kelly Kelly

Still offering poverty reps for sauce.... Required for extensive research

Brodie & Kurt were okay.

They had competitive fire unlike many of the other teams from the social media season.

However? That failed romance with Blair with the #Blodie hashtag isn’t winning them any favors.

That season is not going to age very well in 10 years down the line since Twitter, Vine & Instagram weren’t even around back in 2006.

If anything, it's probably going to age the worst of all of the seasons.








Ass Of Update #151- Stacy Keibler

It really pains me to do this but they gotta go.

I remember watching episodes of Red vs. Blue on YouTube back in 6th Grade (2006)

Burnie Burns does the voice of Church. Good times.



But Ill be honestdid they do one memorable thing on Season 28?

I cant think of one.

They failed at checking in 1st at the pit stopfour timesin a row when 1st place was within inches of their graspand Im stumped.

I cant think of anything else to say here beyond grasping at straws. Moving on.



Heres a compilation video of what Burnie & Ashley did on TAR. I dont recommend you watch it.






Ass Of Update #152- Trish Stratus, Scarlett Johansson & Brie Larson

When Lauren told her family she was gay...

Lauren Marcoccio was a lesbian.

And before this team could be any more interesting?

Poof they were gone.







Ass Of Update #153- Demi Moore, Nell McAndrew, Abi Titmuss, Jessica Alba & Alexa Bliss

A true 6.5 / 10 team.

It was like if Jamie Noble & Nidia were on The Amazing Race.

And you guys know I like wrestling.








Ass Of Update #154- WWE's Mandy Leon, Amanda, Lana & AJ Lee

Aaand in for later.

Holy crap. Erika Shay has aged terribly.

Dennis & Erika were the first team eliminated back on Season 5.

They were the first team eliminated because they had Colin & Christie take a cab ahead of them.



It would’ve beenVERYinteresting had that been Colin & Christie taking that last cab instead.






Ass Of Update #155- Kelly Brook, Hilary Duff & Jennifer Lopez

Not the greatest team in the world but they served their purpose on Season 5.

Donny had enough charisma to him that I had to upload hishow the hell did they get there?quote on YouTube.








Ass Of Update #156- Sara Sampaio, Britney Spears & Gwen Stefani

68 teams remain. Too late in the night to do anything else but post a recap of who's left.

Oh well. I'll post 8 ass pictures to make up for it.

Recap

209. John & Scott
208. Jonathan & Victoria
207. Sheri & Cole
206. Preston & Jennifer
205. Freddy & Kendra
204. Brandon & Nicole
203. Brent & Caite
202. Jet & Cord
201. Elliot & Andrew
200. Liz & Marie
199. Jason & Amy
198. Russell & Cindy
197. Tom & Terry
196. Tim & Te Jay
195. Tyler & Korey
194. Cindy & Rick
193. Mel & Mike
192. Marty & Hagan
191. Darius & Cameron
190. Scott & Blair
189. Misa & Maiya
188. Tian & Jaree
187. Jeremy & Sandy
186. Laurence & Zac
185. Meredith & Maria
184. Ryan & Chuck
183. Dave & Lori
182. Nicole & Travis
181. Ray & Yolanda
180. Tim & Marie
179. Alex & Adam
178. Kelly & Shevonne
177. Steve & Linda
176. David & Jeff
175. Amanda & Chris
174. Chuck & Wynona
173. Zach & Rachel
172. Susan & Patrick
171. Matt & Daniel
170. Dennis & Isabelle
169. Chester & Ephraim
168. Kate & Pat
167. Anthony & Stephanie
166. Anita & Arthur
165. Danielle & Dani
164. Avi & Joe
163. Don & Mary Jean
162. Kris & Jon
161. Jody & Shannon
160. Dana & Adrian
159. Brad & Victoria
158. Steve & Allie
157. Christie & Jodi
156. Debbie & Bianca
155. Jessica & John
154. Max & Katie
153. Mona & Beth
152. Eric & Danielle
151. Vipul & Arti
150. Ari & Staella
149. Kelsey & Joey
148. Nathan & Jennifer
147. Hoskote & Naina
146. Rowan & Shane
145. Monique & Shawne
144. Keith & Whitney
143. Shelley & Nici
142. Ron & Bill
141. Jordan & Jeff
140. Peter & Sarah
139. Denise & James Earl
138. Bill & Cathi
137. Dave & Cherie
136. David & Mary
135. Rob & Sheila
134. Justin & Jennifer
133. Joey & Meghan
132. Tim & Danny
131. Marianna & Julia
130. Marshall & Lance
129. Azaria & Hendekea
128. TK & Rachel
127. Kellie & Jamie
126. Mark & Michael
125. Joe & Bill
124. Kevin & Drew
123. Andrew & Dan
122. Wanda & Desiree
121. Debra & Steve
120. Jazmine & Danielle
119. Aja & Ty
118. Leo & Jamal
117. Dana & Matt
116. Lynn & Alex
115. Brandon & Adam
114. Ernie & Cindy
113. Ron & Kelly
112. Ray & Deana
111. Bilal & Saeed
110. Art & JJ
109. Nary & Jamie
108. Logan & Chris
107. Kerri & Stacy
106. Erin & Joslyn
105. Hayden & Aaron
104. Kaylani & Lisa
103. Andy & Tommy
102. Amani & Marcus
101. Dan & Jordan
100. Michael & Scott
99. Kym & Alli
98. Ernest & Jin
97. Tanner & Josh
96. Rob & Kelley
95. Megan & Heidi
94. Lorena & Jason
93. Terrence & Sarah
92. Nick & Starr
91. Justin & Diana
90. Rob & Kimberly
89. Lisa & Joni
88. Steve & Josh
87. Steve & Dave
86. Monica & Sheree
85. Reichen & Chip
84. Pam & Winnie
83. Misti & Jim
82. Lisa & Michelle
81. Zev & Justin
80. Amanda & Kris
79. Ronald & Christina
78. Nicky & Kim
77. Kelly & Jon
76. Idries & Jamil
75. Ally & Ashley
74. Brodie & Kurt
73. Burnie & Ashley
72. Duke & Lauren
71. Lake & Michelle
70. Dennis & Erika
69. Alison & Donny

Still Racing

Abbie & Ryan
Adam & Bethany
Adam & Rebecca
Amy & Daniel
Amy & Maya
Bates & Anthony
BJ & Tyler
Bob & Joyce
Bopper & Mark
Brendon & Rachel
Brian & Greg
Brittany & Jessica
Brooke & Robbie
Caitlin & Brittany
Carol & Brandy
Caroline & Jennifer
Charla & Mirna
Chip & Kim
Colin & Christie
Dave & Connor
Dustin & Kandice
Eric & Jeremy
Erwin & Godwin
Ethan & Jenna
Flight Time & Big Easy
Fran & Berry
Gary & Mallory
Gary & Will
Gus & Hera
Jaime & Cara
James & Abba
Jaymes & James
Jim & Marsha
Joe & Heidi
Joey Fitness & Danny
John Vito & Jill
Jon & Al
Joseph & Monica
Josh & Brent
Kami & Karli
Kelly & Christy
Ken & Tina
Kisha & Jen
Kynt & Vxysin
Lena & Kristy
Linda & Karen
Lori & Bolo
Louie & Michael
Lyn & Karlyn
Margie & Luke
Marisa & Brooke
Mark & Bill
Meredith & Gretchen
Millie & Chuck
Natalie & Nadiya
Nicolas & Donald
Oswald & Danny
Rachel & Dave
Rob & Amber
Shana & Jennifer
Tammy & Victor
Teri & Ian
Tiffany & Krista
Toni & Dallas
Trey & Lexi
Tyler & James
Uchenna & Joyce
Vanessa & Ralph









Ass Of Update #157- Mickie James, Natalya, Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, Michelle McCool, Elle Fanning, Blue Angel & Karolina Kurkova

Two of the dumbest girls to ever walk among our planet.

To be fair though? Marisa & Brooke were both so ditzy and airheaded that it made them look sorta cute in the process. Whatever.







Ass Of Update #158- The Bella Twins, Kourtney Kardashian & Stacy Keibler

The prank phone call ride was good.




Its just too bad all I else I can remember about this team is sketchy at best.

...Wasn't Erwin the name of that chubby kid from that Billy & Mandy show?






Ass Of Update #159- Mickie James & Lana (WWE)

Tammy & Victor were the winners of Season 14. They were okay.

Tammy & Victor didnt really get much of a storyline other than the brother / sister sibling rivalry edit.

The problem though to this is thatON EVERY SINGLE TV SHOW OUT THERE THAT EXISTSthe first storyline thats always resolved is the brother and sister bickering with each other.







Ass Of Update #160- Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr & Lana (WWE)

Good villains from Season 21.

I hated themSOmuch when they U-Turned Abbie & Ryan.

And the fact that were so substantially behind in the Final 3 made it even more satisfying to see them lose.







Ass Of Update #161- Victoria, Candice Michelle, Dawn Marie & Mickie James