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post 1472092281 11-21-2016, 05:59 PM
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hello op
post 1472092411 11-21-2016, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Alvarezzz
Where can I read more about this brah?
If you're interested I'd start researching Qi Gong, look at taobum forums or daobum, look around different styles. If you want contact with these beings you need an open third eye as that is a way to communicate unless they were physically here.
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post 1472092901 11-21-2016, 06:05 PM
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Love these supernatural summoning threads. Just lmao. Repped.

Here's another lulzy demon thread:http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=164761371
post 1472093411 11-21-2016, 06:08 PM
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summon shongo
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post 1472094601 11-21-2016, 06:17 PM
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Have you tried fapping in public?

Might be a cure...
post 1472094711 11-21-2016, 06:18 PM
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post 1472095521 11-21-2016, 06:23 PM
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i prescribe for you 30 minutes of deep meditation everyday, twice a day with eyes focused at the third eye
post 1472095731 11-21-2016, 06:25 PM
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Just summon leviathan to counter it.
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post 1472097701 11-21-2016, 06:41 PM
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why did I read this before bed? dun goofed so hard.
post 1472099321 11-21-2016, 06:55 PM
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Miscers

Deny religion and that Jesus Christ does not exist.

Meanwhile scared of demons.

Ded
post 1472104421 11-21-2016, 07:32 PM
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Is Kim Kardashian Asag? lol
post 1472104591 11-21-2016, 07:33 PM
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**** belial just got kanye west. Stay safe OP

this motha fuka is out on the loose
post 1472108201 11-21-2016, 08:05 PM
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Go over to here and ask them.
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post 1472108431 11-21-2016, 08:07 PM
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I don't care what religion you are, if you are really religious, or have no religion. Messing with this type of thing is like this is playing with fire except the burn can go past your physical body. I don't think living beings were ever to mess with this type thing but when you go looking for trouble. It's tempting because it's mysterious and unknown. Also, kind of would be nice to know what happens when we are forced out into it.
post 1472246131 11-22-2016, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Skinnyfloyd1
Is there a reason why people summon demons and devils? Financial wealth? Power? Do you have to sign your soul away when dealing with them?

If people knowingly summon demons and devils therefore they must know gods exists. Why don’t they just turn their faith to god for protection and immortal success???
People summon demons for all kinds of reasons. A number of them have been identified and they have special abilities in different areas. These beings have existed for thousands of years and it's a bad idea to think you can outsmart them. You're probably not going to do that. Instead, you will go insane or start committing crimes before you even know what's happening.

We're talking about the forces of chaos.

Just ignore them.
post 1472246641 11-22-2016, 07:54 PM
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LOL that fact that there is this many miscers who are actually fairly informed about this type of thing is ridiculous.

but yes OP, I would play it safe and consult with someone much more experienced to rid your self of this, just to be safe.

ZOZO, ZAZA, ZUZU, etc.. is all the same demon, very well known, almost contacts everyone that plays with ouijiji and such. It's evil, but comes off nice at first.

Bad news is, these types of spirits will infact haunt your life.

I'm not religious in the regular sense, but I absolutely could except the fact theres other dimensions and beings out there.
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post 1472246691 11-22-2016, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By CommanderH
check out "Threadbomber" threads if you want to know more about demons.

Demons are actually advanced extraterestrials, that were with humanity in the beginning. What you know of ancient gods(like Hermes, Odin, Zeus, Osiris, Horus, Set, etc.) are actually "demons". They were unjustly labeled as hideous gargoyle monsters when Judeo-Christianity took over and our ancient pagan religion destroyed.

they are not harmful if you seek them out and wish to work with them.

The harmful experiences are not actually with the demons, but by Angels/Reptillians masquerading as them.

if you enter the occult world without the protection of the gods/demons, you are extremely vulnerable to enemy thoughtforms and attacks.
They are extra-dimensional rather than extraterrestrial.

For example, if you went to the moon you wouldn't find demons.

However, if you went to the astral moon you might find horrible monsters running a network of inter-galactic slave trading.

I agree that angels are not nice. They are known to be extremely cruel.
Originally Posted By snufy
LOL that fact that there is this many miscers who are actually fairly informed about this type of thing is ridiculous.
They are gaining in power.
post 1472292111 11-23-2016, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted By chalup
IDK about demons and shiet but I used to be big into lucid dreaming and astral projecting. I could get into a zone like state and vibrate my whole body and knew I was sleeping but was aware of what was going on. The one time I actually astral projected i was about 5 feet above my bed and I went to turn around and look at myself and there was a huge black mass on the bed with the face kind of like the one in The mummy during the sandstorm.



Exactly like that but black instead of sand color. Never tried to astral project or lucid dream again. 100% srs
I seen this thing lurking over my bedside. Black mass with electricity surging through it. Though it was black, its eyes and mouth were blacker than black somehow.
post 1472295431 11-23-2016, 07:45 AM
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how do i get a demon to help me out bro
post 1472295801 11-23-2016, 07:49 AM
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Just so we're all clear, OP isn't actually a *******. It's Belial who's making him perform homosexuals maneuvers on his gym partner
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post 1472763721 11-27-2016, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl
I seen this thing lurking over my bedside. Black mass with electricity surging through it. Though it was black, its eyes and mouth were blacker than black somehow.
I think it got you banned. If that's the extent of your problems from this terrible mistake you should consider yourself lucky.
post 1472764501 11-27-2016, 08:20 AM
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All of you guys saying you seen things while laying in bed sound like you experienced sleep paralysis. Seeing black masses and things of that nature are common during sleep paralysis.

Trying to contact these demons or whatever seems like a bad idea. Not because they're real, but because in your mind you'll make it seem real even if it's not. Any weird noises or dreams and you'll think it's a demon contacting you. Your mind will find patterns and relations in random things even if their isn't anything related to it. The brain will always try to find patterns and relations in weird chit and you'll convince yourself it's cause you were contacting demons. If you're foolish enough to try this then you're foolish enough to allow yourself to let this chit effect your life negatively.

Still chalking a lot of this chit up to sleep paralysis though. If you're legit worried about these things you're seeing just do a bit of research on sleep paralysis. People see some weird chit during sleep paralysis. I've never experienced it though so can't really give a personal experience but just know what I read about it.
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post 1472766471 11-27-2016, 08:44 AM
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the misc has reached a new level of potato...
post 1472766731 11-27-2016, 08:48 AM
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Ill suck the demon out of you bro, no-homer
post 1472766931 11-27-2016, 08:50 AM
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I'd **** her demons

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post 1688467933 08-16-2023, 01:10 PM
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OP, did you get rid of your summon?
post 1688470323 08-16-2023, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Condo41
OP, did you get rid of your summon?
OPs obituary was posted in 2017 shortly after that thread. Apparently he threw himself off the top of a high rise condo building
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