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Thread: i just handed a HBB a napkin with my ******** name on it AMA

post 1491826221 04-20-2017, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
Youre 40

Your wife left you

You have the insecurities of a teenage girl so you hide behind a mask

I mean...what do you have going for you in real life? Im genuinely curious
Uh, not handing out napkins with information on them?
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post 1491826231 04-20-2017, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
Youre 40

Your wife left you

You have the insecurities of a teenage girl so you hide behind a mask

I mean...what do you have going for you in real life? Im genuinely curious
shots fired
post 1491826311 04-20-2017, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
Youre 40

Your wife left you

You have the insecurities of a teenage girl so you hide behind a mask

I mean...what do you have going for you in real life? Im genuinely curious
All I heard was "teenage girl"
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491826391 04-20-2017, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By JIGSAW⏩
All I heard was "teenage girl"
Yeah thats what i thought
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post 1491826621 04-20-2017, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
Yeah thats what i thought
Its been a while.....no "friend request" I take it.....

Go back to the restaurant...maybe Raul is still there....
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491828701 04-20-2017, 01:48 PM
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Repped'.

Not how I would have done it, and this thread is making me LOL, but props for having the nuggets to do SOMETHING OP, that's the hardest part.

Next time give your digits instead though.
post 1491829351 04-20-2017, 01:53 PM
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This is not how it was done in my day. Then again we are similar ages so...just strange.
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post 1491829801 04-20-2017, 01:57 PM
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Props for at least doing something. Better than leaving without making any sort of move, I guess.
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post 1491830451 04-20-2017, 02:01 PM
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7 pages and she hasnt hit OP up yet

damn it misc why
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post 1491831861 04-20-2017, 02:10 PM
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Not gonna lie this thread gave me a good chuckle.
post 1491833451 04-20-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
Youre 40

Your wife left you

You have the insecurities of a teenage girl so you hide behind a mask

I mean...what do you have going for you in real life? Im genuinely curious
Holy chit, did his wife really leave him?

That's a low blow if so brah
post 1491834171 04-20-2017, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
is this the original no homo comment
The one and only.
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Every man is your teacher

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post 1491834351 04-20-2017, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Arkileon⏩
7 pages and she hasnt hit OP up yet

damn it misc why
if some sl00t gave you a crumbled napkin with blueberry scone crumbs and coffee stains with a ******** url would you hit her up?

She probably takes dirty bedroom selfies and has 3 baby daddies.
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post 1491834921 04-20-2017, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Arkileon⏩
7 pages and she hasnt hit OP up yet

damn it misc why
Never give a girl YOUR details, make sure you gets HERS. It's an unreliable means of contact to do the former.
post 1491840411 04-20-2017, 03:14 PM
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cliffs por favor
post 1491865771 04-20-2017, 07:10 PM
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Op you deserve no props.

1) success rate is basically %
2) what you did, and doing nothing, just about the same level
3) completely unproductive. You basically did a drive by dropoff and vanished like a chicken.
4) congrats you get to pay yourself on the back for your pseudi attempt at a move, and made a thread.

Weak af/10
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post 1491866281 04-20-2017, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩
lmao, I didn't realize at first that she circled the "no" in know
post 1491866651 04-20-2017, 07:18 PM
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Do you also sit when you pee?
post 1491867081 04-20-2017, 07:23 PM
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post 1491867151 04-20-2017, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
no my ******** link. i figure if she likes what she sees, maybe she'll shoot me a request and go from there
likehttps://www.********.com/opieisaawkward***got?
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post 1491867531 04-20-2017, 07:28 PM
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Should have just said "Sup slut heres my number". But you said "working up the courage" like a true beta.
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post 1491867771 04-20-2017, 07:31 PM
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Lol not gonna lie, that's pretty awkward and cringe. But at least you did something I suppose.
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post 1491868281 04-20-2017, 07:35 PM
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No but seriously i dont think it was that bad what you did you just should have left out the part where you admitted you where scared to approach. Chicks arent attracted to that.
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post 1491868711 04-20-2017, 07:39 PM
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Fuk these guys OP. Theres a 99.9% chance you wont get laid out of this and thats a good thing.

Because youll learn from it and next time youll be smoother from experience and slide into them walls no problem.

Repped for having the balls to approach irl, unlike some.

Also as 1000 people said: Dont admit youre nervous or project fear in anyway.
post 1491942731 04-21-2017, 11:41 AM
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Update op?
post 1491952671 04-21-2017, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By FrazettaSilke⏩
Update op?
Legend has it he went balls deep
I keep pushing because I think I'm untouchable. But I'll learn the hard way because I'm only a popcorn fart away from a 30 day ban.
post 1491953951 04-21-2017, 01:16 PM
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Good job OP. Takes big balls to approach 3 random chics and do that. Most people that are hating on here probably would have just checked her out and moved on.

I did this once, but i put it in the chics tip jar (she was playing at a bar, and we had made some good eye contact)

She didn't text me for like 2 weeks, I had totally forgotten about it when she did text me, ended up getting laid

Motto to live by with girls, and you WILL be successful eventually, like anything it takes practice - "You miss out on 100% of the opportunities you don't take"

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post 1491954621 04-21-2017, 01:23 PM
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That was extremely autistic, OP. They probably talked a lot of chit about you when you walked away.
post 1491955641 04-21-2017, 01:34 PM
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You can never hesitate. If you see a girl you think is attractive just go up right then and there and start bullchittin'. The moment a girl sees you hesitate you are already a beta pus-c in her eyes. Don't give her a second to think about rejecting you, go for the kill.
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So a female that you will prolly never ever see again, you just dident shoot your shot and talk to her?


smh


misc still dont realise most chics are nice and ull get the number for just talking to em
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