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Thread: text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

post 1520665831 09-26-2017, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted By RushEm⏩
is there an optimal time to use them? those fkers are not cheap
i just mash it bro i dont really wait. im not sure if there is or not...
post 1520666581 09-26-2017, 09:19 PM
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this is why i misc :')
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post 1520677581 09-26-2017, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Das it



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post 1520678211 09-26-2017, 11:59 PM
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2 because it requires both of us to be under the sheets.
post 1520680651 09-27-2017, 12:47 AM
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Now I understand why people misc
post 1520681091 09-27-2017, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
Holy smokes at Nicole and those Teds of Peace
Isn't that Tessa Fowler??
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post 1520682201 09-27-2017, 01:23 AM
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Wish I had Tinder matches

BRB gotta install Tinder and realize I have no good pics
post 1520682971 09-27-2017, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted By RespectYourself⏩
Isn't that Tessa Fowler??
lol yes it is. Good eye.

****** getting catfished by them teddies.
Rep trading taken out of sig
post 1520683141 09-27-2017, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩


69 duh
post 1520692311 09-27-2017, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By LeonardShelby⏩
lol yes it is. Good eye.

****** getting catfished by them teddies.
Yeah I figured the profile was fake. She/he responded and wanted me to add them on kik and then I unadded.
post 1520693061 09-27-2017, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
that's how you deal with a dead reply!! gjdm
Originally Posted By nn586⏩
sloot that banged my brother is sorta getting cold feet because she says its a little weird lmfao


maybe i can turn this around
lmao turtle brah you a savage, you gonna tell brother?





OP you got the link to your old "respond to old ******** chats" thread saw it yesterday but my sub fuked up looked lulzy af
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post 1520693291 09-27-2017, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
already set up a friday night bang out with girl on the right



thanks OP
Yikes. Who's the tranny on the left. Looks like she's wearing her costume early
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post 1520693301 09-27-2017, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By beelzebub420⏩
lmao turtle brah you a savage, you gonna tell brother?
I already talked to my brother about her. He doesn't give a chit, I think he hates her actually (according to her). Might smash, we'll see.
post 1520703111 09-27-2017, 08:52 AM
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Dropped the under the sheets line on a couple Uni sloots in my area. Thanks for the idea boyos
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post 1520741991 09-27-2017, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By beelzebub420⏩
OP you got the link to your old "respond to old ******** chats" thread saw it yesterday but my sub fuked up looked lulzy af
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=171475081

Skip to post #58 because the first few were weak IMO and it starts to build momentum after that
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post 1520781901 09-27-2017, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩
Dropped the under the sheets line on a couple Uni sloots in my area. Thanks for the idea boyos
I'm in Boston assh*ole don't fuk things up for me if I get one girl message saying she already saw that line I will personally take a dump inside the seats of your car and sew it back up so the smell lingers forever
post 1520782471 09-27-2017, 09:26 PM
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Fuk velvetbrah banned. We need some news lines
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post 1520798991 09-28-2017, 01:18 AM
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For anyone looking for some ideas when transitioning to text (made a few potato grammar errors but you boyos get the point):



RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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post 1520807441 09-28-2017, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
For anyone looking for some ideas when transitioning to text (made a few potato grammar errors but you boyos get the point):



I hope she doesn't sheet under your sheets
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post 1520813901 09-28-2017, 07:13 AM
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sloot tryna be cheeky

post 1520832911 09-28-2017, 10:38 AM
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[QUOTE=nn586 post_id=1520813901]sloot tryna be cheeky

[img]https://i.imgur.com/lBHJhiv.png?1[/im][/QUOTE]LMAO cheeky kunt.

Hit her with "I dont wanna get under the sheets with a 4/10 either but hey we gotta compromise somehow"
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post 1520839251 09-28-2017, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩
LMAO cheeky kunt.

Hit her with "I dont wanna get under the sheets with a 4/10 either but hey we gotta compromise somehow"
Lol. Looks like I really rustled her jimmies cause she unmatched me after this. Funny cause her bio said some chit about if you cant take a joke get lost or some chit.


post 1520839541 09-28-2017, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩
LMAO cheeky kunt.

Hit her with "I dont wanna get under the sheets with a 4/10 either but hey we gotta compromise somehow"
lol thatโ€™s mean man
post 1520841391 09-28-2017, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
Lol. Looks like I really rustled her jimmies cause she unmatched me after this. Funny cause her bio said some chit about if you cant take a joke get lost or some chit.


Well I'm 4" and my buddy is 5" so I guess we meet the requirements
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post 1520912231 09-28-2017, 11:53 PM
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[QUOTE=nn586 post_id=1520839251]Lol. Looks like I really rustled her jimmies cause she unmatched me after this. Funny cause her bio said some chit about if you cant take a joke get lost or some chit.

[img]http://image.ibb.co/dk3ydw/POOD2.png[/img
[img]http://image.ibb.co/meQTdw/POOD1.png[/img[/QUOTE]holy phuck what a sloot. You dodged a bullet and HIV there brah
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post 1520927171 09-29-2017, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
holy phuck what a sloot. You dodged a bullet and HIV there brah
Lol yea tell me about it.......... I was trolling her anyway, her pics were no bueno
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Typical convo with a female in 2017:

you - I've traveled the world, I climbed Everest, got enlightenment in south america studying under monks...

girl - haha nice

you - it was in fact nice, I understand my personal meaning of life more now.

girl -lol
The sad truth. Most females are simply dumb as hell. Convos with 95% of them is like pulling teeth and this is coming from a guy who is close to 100
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this sloot has some TIG OL' BITTIES






what do?
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
this sloot has some TIG OL' BITTIES






what do?
either she has a huge set of teddies, or that is one impressive push up bra
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
sloot tryna be cheeky

"They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times, but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed. But failure is always there, and it's okay to recognize that."- Chael P. Sonnen
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