still no pics of dat booty

OP's organs were harvested and sold.

Homerun being sparks flying, having sexors and making plans to move to her town instead of Paris. I'd say the night was a 2 base hit.
Keep in mind those subject titles were in my inbox NOT sent, I didn't write those lol.
I see you all are going to force me to be a douchebag today. I did not go see her "for poosay". I have no shortage of options because I travel so much for my work. I went to see her to "close the book" on a pretty significant event in my life (acquiring a language)

Anyways, I think it went as well as it could have gone given the circumstances. I completely forgot she was like 29 when we started talking so she's hovering around 34/35 now. I also always saw her in heels so when she walked up to me it was strange to see her in all of her 5'3" glory.

She brought me to her table with her colleague from work. She was younger, maybe 27 but already married so we chatted about that a bit. But then the conversation immediately went to "So what are you doing here, what exactly do you do for work, and why do you speak French?"

That hung me up a bit because my job is difficult to explain in English let alone a second language. oneitis' face went red when I told her colleague that I never spoke the language before, I just had a crush on oneitis so I started learning little by little.

If I could describe my attraction to oneitis, it's that I saw her as "milf hot". For example if I had actually flown to France when I initially met her, put two kids in her a year later, and that's how my now-wife of 4 years looked at 35? I'd be pretty stoked to have her, but since that is not the situation and we are just two single people... ehhhhhhhhh she's attractive company. that's really all I can say unfortunately. That was probably the worst moment of the night, realizing I basically missed her final years of glow and I was catching her in cougar years. But again far from ugly, wasn't at all embarrassed to be seen with her, so that bit was fine.

The rest is underwhelming as an update I'm afraid. We met up at 8pm, stayed for 3 rounds of drinks each, and table food which brought us to midnight. Conversation flowed surprisingly easily given the elephant in the room that was our history but it never came up in conversation. We just cracked jokes, and made conversation with a Japanese couple sitting next to us. They started conversation in English, oneitis gave them deer in the head lights look, so I had to jump in and translate.

Categorizing it as a "oneitis of 5 years" meet. The night was probably a 3/10. Categorizing it as a random tinder first date, the night was probably an 8/10. It was genuinely a fun night but I don't exactly see me moving there and settling down. The night ended in me walking her to her car, giving her the double cheek "faire la bise", and a big hug goodbye. I returned to my hotel, she made it home, and then we texted for an hour about our history and how crazy it was that I speak French better than she does English after all these years and how surprised she was we finally got to meet. I THINK I just won a cougar friend to take out for wine in Paris, and I'm cool with that.


Cliffs:
- Met oneitis at bar with work colleague
- Conversation and everything flowed super natural
- Ultimately realized I began talking to oneitis in final stages of glow and she's now a cougar
- Got along great, and we plan to hang out more when I solidify my apartment in Paris but will probably just move forward as friends.

So she didn't care your 5'6"??

Jk and gl bro

Still thought this was morocan girl

You manmores are too tall for those petite <5'2 girls. They don't wanna be cranking their neck to kiss and hug a lanky manmore.

hehe

I love with each miscer shting on my manletism, I become an inch shorter. Inb4 I'm 5'1" on page 8.



EDIT: I'm actually leaving hotel, and now and about to take the train back to Paris. This was a boring turnout for the misc I know, but it was pretty cool/bizarre for me. Glad I came, now to find nye plans for tonight. fuarrrrrk.

Never lolIn a way she's keeping you interested SRS but tbh just the tip game would be appropriate especially after that long

So you gonna marry her or what boyo

GJDM. Misc will always expect you to be smashing upon meeting but that's not how it always works. Hope everything works out for you.

I'll be honest, that's a lot of work. 5 years? Damn and you learned a language too. Maybe it's a good fit cause you guys got something in common I guess. Nevertheless good luck bro and thanks for sharing.

I actually got a lot out of reading this because you actually sound like a good dude and not a complete piece of chit.

Repped

Edit: curious about what you do for work

OP's a manlet 30 year old ****lian who makes a thread every time he manages to smash 5/10 white hole. Is this thread typical trash, or did he delivery? (didnt read srs)

didnt you even try to get it wet?

you two sound like old friends which might be nice but it doesn't get you wet....

no pics, boring update, you killed the epicness OP, I know you already know just stating it. Threads dead.

So what do you do for work op?

I was expecting this to be some FA thread. It turned out to be a nice story. Repped.

Smh! OP went full light skin, they ALWAYS gotta get into their emotions.

Thread is trash now, I'm out.

So OP is 30 and calling a 34 yr old a cougar? That's not the way it works OP. lol

Glad you had a great evening and finally got to meet, even if sparks didn't fly. Never hurts to have more friends.

cougar and she's well within your age bracket
hey but that's all fine don't feel bad

i met a oneitis from the internet this past summer thanking god she was american like me so i didnt spend 5 years of my life learning stuff to try and impress her.

gg op. red flag the moment she said she was bringing a friend to the date tbh

Good chit bro

When most people go full oneitis they send cringey love letters, when you go full oneitis you learn a new language

#DamnProductive

lol stfu

op delivered and that's all that mattered. I've never been so proud repping someone. What will these cucks learn

bringing a friend to a first meetup with someone from the internet is not a red flag.

Lmao this exactly. She just isnt sexually attracted to him. Saw him in person, knew she wouldnt fuk him instantly. Lots of cope from the op but if you couldnt smash after 5 years, she just doesnt want you. Cool story though

What does she sound like ******






We need to know...

what did he deliver? day in the life of? when did simply delivering a cool story bro story become signficcant? I remember the days when delivery meant posting a video raw dogging a sloot while wearing a bert mask and doing the Patrick Bateman pose

would watch this RomCom in the theater. gonna rewrite the ending in my head tho. Cool story OP.

Mirin OP saves girls locations before their names

Was ready with cawk in hand before that letdown of an update op... good try though