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11-05-2019, 04:59 PM
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That feel when you have a hotter girlfriend than Keanu Reeves feckin lel
11-05-2019, 05:23 PM
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Lots are commenting that her grey hair makes her looks old as fuk. If she dyed her hair, she will look 2 years younger so about 62 yo, which is somewhat an improvement, appearance-wise. In conclusion, it's her old looking face that makes her look old as fuk, srs.


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11-05-2019, 07:50 PM
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Nice pics of him with his mom but I don’t see how those are relevant to this thread
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11-05-2019, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By chino3⏩
Plausibleyall naive af. She is actually his personal witch that is helping with an endless supply of youth potions
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11-05-2019, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By ZT89⏩
Leo probably thinks Keanu's going out with two 23 year olds, not one 46 year oldHe's 55, but looks like he's a 40 years old who partied a lot.
She's 46, but looks like a well kept 70 years old.
He's 9 years older, but literally looks 30 years younger.
Mind = shattered.
She's 46, but looks like a well kept 70 years old.
He's 9 years older, but literally looks 30 years younger.
Mind = shattered.
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11-05-2019, 08:38 PM
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makes sense I don't believe he is interested in making a family otherwise he would not have picked such a old woman, probably is tired of slaying, eventually you get old and just want someone who likes your company. When you are at his level of winning you eventually get bored, then you get old, and the act of sex becomes a task taking viagra and having sex with some young model who just wants a new gucci bag. You grow tired of it eventually.
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11-05-2019, 08:44 PM
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He looks genuinely happy, good for him. He’s had a very depressing life.
11-05-2019, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
The delusion is strong in this one.Can relate. Have not talked to anyone over 25 in a year.
Stick to men your age honey.

11-05-2019, 09:06 PM
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11-05-2019, 09:06 PM
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It's crazy that Keanu is finally looking his age....sort of.
11-05-2019, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By stillbored⏩
All jokes aside at the end of the day this is the truth and I’m glad that it looks like he’s doing better nowHe looks genuinely happy, good for him. He’s had a very depressing life.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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11-05-2019, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
I hope he's trimmed down.The actor that played Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) played a key character in John Wick 2, and I haven't seen 3 yet but I would be willing to bet he makes an appearance in that as well. Know your role son boy son...
Since we're talking about people who haven't aged well. Just think: Fishburne is only 3 years older than Reeves.
11-05-2019, 09:20 PM
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i thought he was a hollywood chad o
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Me when the pics load itt


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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
He looks 45-50 and she looks 65 LMFAO. Feels so good to age like wine. These milk whores with their milk trucks.
He could have all the young, gorgeous models he wants but I guess he's the lover boy type. Barfffff

He could have all the young, gorgeous models he wants but I guess he's the lover boy type. Barfffff


11-06-2019, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By momo5⏩
I dont think that Keanu was ever into 'slaying'.makes sense I don't believe he is interested in making a family otherwise he would not have picked such a old woman, probably is tired of slaying, eventually you get old and just want someone who likes your company. When you are at his level of winning you eventually get bored, then you get old, and the act of sex becomes a task taking viagra and having sex with some young model who just wants a new gucci bag. You grow tired of it eventually.
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He deserves someone wonderful and she seems lovely! Am happy for him
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11-06-2019, 12:59 AM
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Damn, who cares what it says on her license she legit looks 60+ here. It has to be some ethereal personality connection to overlook the near zero sexual attraction - unless you like that retirement home look.
I think it's more of a close friendship, like others said he might not be the slaying type. But she does look 60+, there's no way outside of this thread I'd think she would be in her 50s or 40s.
Maybe the key to his uncanny youthful look is that he saps the life force out of all his partners.
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
Couldn't agree more. Keanu is an awesome dude and anyone that mocks him for being with her is a douchebag. He's one of the very few celebrities that I'd be upset if he died.They’ve been doing their thing for years apparently.
She’s an artist, I’m sure their connection is what he needs.
Good for him and lol at anyone who hates. Keanu deserves whatever he wants
She’s an artist, I’m sure their connection is what he needs.
Good for him and lol at anyone who hates. Keanu deserves whatever he wants
Originally Posted By Tinge52⏩
Wick 3 sucked, but Keanu said that he'd keep making them as long as the fans wanted them. Seriously, he's one of the few celebrities that isn't a piece of ****.Dont care, but with all that hair i can only assume John Wick 4 is coming?!
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11-06-2019, 01:22 AM
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A few points of interest....
Anyone who says something like "good for him or I'm happy for him"? Just means they secretly are laughing their asses off. They would never date the girl. And they are saying to themselves "I date better than K Reeves!" But they are being polite because? K Reeves.
The girls is hideous. Don't care what anyone says. I am sure she is the nicest person around. Makes great money. Gives super Bjs. But look wise? She is a 3/10.
K Reeves would look just as old or older than her if he didn't dye his hair. I am sure his hair is just about as grey as hers is.
Goes to show that when you get older, for the majority of people? Looks aren't everything. Even people worth hundreds of $millions.
Anyone who says something like "good for him or I'm happy for him"? Just means they secretly are laughing their asses off. They would never date the girl. And they are saying to themselves "I date better than K Reeves!" But they are being polite because? K Reeves.
The girls is hideous. Don't care what anyone says. I am sure she is the nicest person around. Makes great money. Gives super Bjs. But look wise? She is a 3/10.
K Reeves would look just as old or older than her if he didn't dye his hair. I am sure his hair is just about as grey as hers is.
Goes to show that when you get older, for the majority of people? Looks aren't everything. Even people worth hundreds of $millions.
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Is this guy even around anymore?The delusion is strong in this one.
Stick to men your age honey.

Stick to men your age honey.

I just had to LOL at the guys here who believed everything he said.
He was autism 101.
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That’s groce andy
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
She's his soulmate.But if Hugh Jackman married a hot young girl nobody would suspect he is gay. The suspicions come because his wife is older and less attractive than him.
"I knew two weeks in to meeting Deb that we were going to be together for the rest of our lives," Jackman told Sunday TODAY's Willie Geist.
What you have to say about that Ms. Redpill?
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