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post 1612982921 08-08-2020, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta
Actually we kinda broke up.

I asked her to clarify what she meant by 'in the middle', and she said that I WAS the longest dick she had ever been with (so I was pretty pumped about that).

But then she said that she was taking the overall size into account, both length and girth.

Anyway, we got into a debate and ended up measuring my junk again for girth.

After her measuring she claims it's only 3" in circumference,but she had the tape wrapped super tight around it when she measured, plus I was feeling anxious so it was hard to concentrate in order to get full wood.
breh you can't be on that pencil dik time lol. And if ya'll broke up forreal she probably got fcuked by another dude with more girth by now
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post 1612983011 08-08-2020, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By FrankGrimes29
No way you only have a 3" girth.
It's exactly the same size as a quarter.
post 1612983171 08-08-2020, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel
How she felt the first time u whipped it out:



When u hit it doggy style:



When u hit it missionary:



When you go to work:

A+ remind me to get u on recharge lol
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post 1612985021 08-08-2020, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By 3basic5me
mirin. i got "only 6.41% wud be smaller than you"
hehe ty men =]
post 1612987241 08-08-2020, 08:18 PM
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lol @ dating a girl that would even say something like that

miscers must date disgusting degenerate slooots lmao

probs ones that have been through a train of bbees

that is the white mans fetish after all
post 1612987501 08-08-2020, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta
Should’ve replied “yeah had way tighter poontang than yours too”
This.

Girls think they can get away with critiquing a mans penor without repercussions.


Just talk about the vee jay jay and the smoothness/tightness of it. Will shut them right the hell up
post 1612988741 08-08-2020, 08:42 PM
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OP, statistically speaking if you are a legit 7, then ur girl has had a LOT of dinks.
post 1612989361 08-08-2020, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta
Originally Posted By FrankGrimes29
No way you only have a 3" girth.
It's exactly the same size as a quarter.
MinisterOfLust: scooterbrah and Mcfreoko are the two worst posters here.
post 1612997931 08-08-2020, 10:39 PM
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U guys have some big dink’s


WITH A VOLUME OF 171.64 ML / 5.8 FL OZ (US), YOU ARE 1.1 TIMES MORE VOLUMINOUS THAN THE AVERAGE
THIS MEANS YOU ARE BIGGER THAN 68.4% OF GUYS BY VOLUME AND IN A ROOM OF 1000 GUYS 316 WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOU
post 1612998841 08-08-2020, 10:55 PM
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If she said it that nonchalantly especially with saying u are in the middle, it means she had multiple mandigo up her snatch. She had her fair share of tyrones and jamal trust me. Run away and dont turn back. Is her azzhole perfectly shaped for cocks OP? If yes then again keep running and dont turn back.
post 1613001091 08-08-2020, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By aal04
should have replied "Ive had some bigger too"
fukkin loled
post 1613003521 08-09-2020, 12:26 AM
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In a way, this thread made me feel good about myself, my girth is 5.5+'', no wonder I need magnum condom. My length is nothing to brag about though (5.8'')
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post 1613004011 08-09-2020, 12:36 AM
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Congrats, brahs. OP now has penor dysmorphia since every miscer has a monster dong except him.
post 1613013201 08-09-2020, 05:27 AM
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With a volume of 269.57 ml / 9.12 fl oz (us), you are 1.8 times more voluminous than the average


this means you are bigger than 99.64% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 4 would be bigger than you
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post 1613013461 08-09-2020, 05:33 AM
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damn what sort of classless whore even says something like that to her SO, even if it's true
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post 1613954441 08-18-2020, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By AvengeMe
With a volume of 269.57 ml / 9.12 fl oz (us), you are 1.8 times more voluminous than the average


this means you are bigger than 99.64% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 4 would be bigger than you
With 3 inch girth? Lol
post 1613954851 08-18-2020, 09:17 PM
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Oof
post 1613955081 08-18-2020, 09:20 PM
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Would dump, don't want some girl who's been with elephants
post 1613955211 08-18-2020, 09:22 PM
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thats what you for trying to brag, brah.

Never brag, let the compliments come by themselves.
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post 1613955251 08-18-2020, 09:23 PM
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Penis.
post 1613955651 08-18-2020, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta
Penis.
lol
post 1613956661 08-18-2020, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta
Penis.
Originally Posted By proudmanlet
lol
^^ The Bat Signal is real, ya'll.

post 1613957251 08-18-2020, 09:50 PM
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Average junk is what? 5.5" to 6", youre 7.5" and she says thats the average she's had...

Das not it OP

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post 1613957991 08-18-2020, 10:01 PM
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Op.trolling in this thread. Is it even physically possible to have a 3 inch girth with a 7.5 inch long penor?
post 1613958601 08-18-2020, 10:08 PM
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7.5" just LOL @ being 2" under the misc average.
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post 1613960241 08-18-2020, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By JamesMUSCLE
7.5" just LOL @ being 2" under the misc average.
Its not the length. Its the girth that "feels" big to girls. I'm sure op is trolling, but in a scenario he.depicted, the concern is justified.

3-3.5 inch girth is really frigging thin.
post 1613960791 08-18-2020, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By sapdori
Is it even physically possible to have a 3 inch girth with a 7.5 inch long penor?
Imagine stacking 3 rolls of quarters.
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