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Did my penis and I get redpilled by my girlfriend tonight?
08-08-2020, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
breh you can't be on that pencil dik time lol. And if ya'll broke up forreal she probably got fcuked by another dude with more girth by nowActually we kinda broke up.
I asked her to clarify what she meant by 'in the middle', and she said that I WAS the longest dick she had ever been with (so I was pretty pumped about that).
But then she said that she was taking the overall size into account, both length and girth.
Anyway, we got into a debate and ended up measuring my junk again for girth.
After her measuring she claims it's only 3" in circumference,but she had the tape wrapped super tight around it when she measured, plus I was feeling anxious so it was hard to concentrate in order to get full wood.
I asked her to clarify what she meant by 'in the middle', and she said that I WAS the longest dick she had ever been with (so I was pretty pumped about that).
But then she said that she was taking the overall size into account, both length and girth.
Anyway, we got into a debate and ended up measuring my junk again for girth.
After her measuring she claims it's only 3" in circumference,but she had the tape wrapped super tight around it when she measured, plus I was feeling anxious so it was hard to concentrate in order to get full wood.
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08-08-2020, 07:27 PM
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08-08-2020, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
A+ remind me to get u on recharge lolHow she felt the first time u whipped it out:

When u hit it doggy style:

When u hit it missionary:

When you go to work:


When u hit it doggy style:

When u hit it missionary:

When you go to work:

Don't you think it's weird that some accounts average over 200 reps per day, every single day, for years on end?
08-08-2020, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By 3basic5me⏩
hehe ty men =]mirin. i got "only 6.41% wud be smaller than you"
08-08-2020, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
This.Should’ve replied “yeah had way tighter poontang than yours too”
Girls think they can get away with critiquing a mans penor without repercussions.
Just talk about the vee jay jay and the smoothness/tightness of it. Will shut them right the hell up
08-08-2020, 08:42 PM
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OP, statistically speaking if you are a legit 7, then ur girl has had a LOT of dinks.
08-08-2020, 08:53 PM
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08-08-2020, 10:39 PM
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U guys have some big dink’s
WITH A VOLUME OF 171.64 ML / 5.8 FL OZ (US), YOU ARE 1.1 TIMES MORE VOLUMINOUS THAN THE AVERAGE
THIS MEANS YOU ARE BIGGER THAN 68.4% OF GUYS BY VOLUME AND IN A ROOM OF 1000 GUYS 316 WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOU
WITH A VOLUME OF 171.64 ML / 5.8 FL OZ (US), YOU ARE 1.1 TIMES MORE VOLUMINOUS THAN THE AVERAGE
THIS MEANS YOU ARE BIGGER THAN 68.4% OF GUYS BY VOLUME AND IN A ROOM OF 1000 GUYS 316 WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOU
08-08-2020, 10:55 PM
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If she said it that nonchalantly especially with saying u are in the middle, it means she had multiple mandigo up her snatch. She had her fair share of tyrones and jamal trust me. Run away and dont turn back. Is her azzhole perfectly shaped for cocks OP? If yes then again keep running and dont turn back.
08-08-2020, 11:31 PM
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In a way, this thread made me feel good about myself, my girth is 5.5+'', no wonder I need magnum condom. My length is nothing to brag about though (5.8'')
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08-09-2020, 12:36 AM
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Congrats, brahs. OP now has penor dysmorphia since every miscer has a monster dong except him.
08-09-2020, 05:27 AM
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With a volume of 269.57 ml / 9.12 fl oz (us), you are 1.8 times more voluminous than the average
this means you are bigger than 99.64% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 4 would be bigger than you
this means you are bigger than 99.64% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 4 would be bigger than you
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08-09-2020, 05:33 AM
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damn what sort of classless whore even says something like that to her SO, even if it's true
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08-18-2020, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By AvengeMe⏩
With 3 inch girth? LolWith a volume of 269.57 ml / 9.12 fl oz (us), you are 1.8 times more voluminous than the average
this means you are bigger than 99.64% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 4 would be bigger than you
this means you are bigger than 99.64% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 4 would be bigger than you
08-18-2020, 09:17 PM
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thats what you for trying to brag, brah.
Never brag, let the compliments come by themselves.
Never brag, let the compliments come by themselves.
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08-18-2020, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
lolPenis.
08-18-2020, 09:42 PM
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08-18-2020, 09:50 PM
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Average junk is what? 5.5" to 6", youre 7.5" and she says thats the average she's had...
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08-18-2020, 10:01 PM
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7.5" just LOL @ being 2" under the misc average.
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08-18-2020, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By JamesMUSCLE⏩
Its not the length. Its the girth that "feels" big to girls. I'm sure op is trolling, but in a scenario he.depicted, the concern is justified.7.5" just LOL @ being 2" under the misc average.
3-3.5 inch girth is really frigging thin.
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