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Thread: Just lol at my bumble date, didn't bother talking to me

post 1641714453 06-27-2021, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10⏩
Cliffs:

If you're a manlet, rope will be a better investment than a girlfriend

Its over for manlets lmfao
Manlets should qualify for government assistance
post 1641714473 06-27-2021, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
what is your profile like? What pics/bio? I'm suprised a 5'4 black guy is getting matches on dating apps. I struggle hard at 5'8 and white lol.
A 5'4 black guy does not get matches lol, I have to lie and say I'm 5'10. Even with that I dont get much, but its better than 0. In 7 years I've been on less than 10 dates.

My profile and pics/bio have changed over the years, I've experimented. Right now I've been using a profile some of my girl friends put together. They took new pics for me and did the bio themselves. It works ok, id say better than any i had before.
post 1641714593 06-27-2021, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
Fukin lol, I can imagining her knocking on your door and it opens, she’s initially confused that nobody is behind it, until her eyes track down, way down, until they land on you, representing the lollipop guild
Lmao dude wood rep bu on r/c
post 1641714693 06-27-2021, 07:50 AM
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Actually the bumble chick sounds alright tbh. Hot as fuk but still drove all the way to see you, made up her mind quickly and didn't waste your time or try to extract money/free meals or drinks out of you. Seems like a keeper to me.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1641714723 06-27-2021, 07:51 AM
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OP, what is your hand size from bottom of palm to top of middle finger and what size shoe?

It’s time to use your skin color here. Put your actual height and e-stat your D

Time to go full toxic lies dark side mode to get laid



https://i.imgur.com/AW6J8kl.mp4

edit: By the time she realizes your lyin, you’ll already be pullin out and givin her vicious back shots

post 1641714903 06-27-2021, 07:58 AM
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My last bumble date lived 5 mins away. I drove over to hers, sat on her couch, had my dick in her mouth 10 mins later.

6'2 crew. Feels good mane.
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post 1641714923 06-27-2021, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Actually the bumble chick sounds alright tbh. Hot as fuk but still drove all the way to see you, made up her mind quickly and didn't waste your time or try to extract money/free meals or drinks out of you. Seems like a keeper to me.
I dont think she did anything wrong either, she seemed like a really nice person she just was not having it
post 1641714973 06-27-2021, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
OP, what is your hand size from bottom of palm to top of middle finger and what size shoe?

It’s time to use your skin color here. Put your actual height and e-stat your D

Time to go full toxic lies dark side mode to get laid



https://i.imgur.com/AW6J8kl.mp4

edit: By the time she realizes your lyin, you’ll already be pullin out and givin her vicious back shots

lol will rep.
post 1641714993 06-27-2021, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
I dont think she did anything wrong either, she seemed like a really nice person she just was not having it
Post a full body + face pic and i'll tell you what you did wrong.
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post 1641715033 06-27-2021, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
My last bumble date lived 5 mins away. I drove over to hers, sat on her couch, had my dick in her mouth 10 mins later. Feels good mane.
I could never pull anything like that off. I just dont have the raw attractiveness. Even the 2 girls I got with it happened because we fit well personality wise
post 1641715063 06-27-2021, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Post a full body + face pic and i'll tell you what you did wrong.
Nah man, in todays day and age I just cant be risking that. Dont want to be doxxed.
post 1641715233 06-27-2021, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
I say I'm 5'10, I'm really 5'4.
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
Nah man, in todays day and age I just cant be risking that. Dont want to be doxxed.
With your height, you have no place in competing with regular sized males and manmores on dating apps.
Being 5ft4 is a handicap. You're better off dating other women with a handicap, like blind women etc.

If you still want to smash hot women, then you gotta stop using dating apps where women have infinite guys to their disposal and huge inflated egos.
And instead find women who are depressed, insecure, mentally unstable.
I smash 8/10s on a regular and i meet these 18 year olds at the local psych ward where i volunteer. I'm only 5ft6.
I would have no chance on tinder, but you don't see me complain. I get to be with women who normally wouldn't even look at me. Simply because i hit on them when they're vulnerable af.

You need to stop going to the waterhole and compete with hyenas, lions and wild dogs trying to take down a zebra/giraffe, and instead aim for weakened animals.
Even a weakened zebra can be taken down by a jackal. But a healthy one? No fukkin way. Especially not if you have to beat 30 lions to get to it first.
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post 1641715503 06-27-2021, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
lol will rep.
I’m ded srs bruh, do what you gotta do and say what you gotta say. This ain’t the lil bro league, if you get it once she’s already part of your collection. Only way imma trip over a bish is if she sleeping on the floor
post 1641715633 06-27-2021, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
OP, what is your hand size from bottom of palm to top of middle finger and what size shoe?

It’s time to use your skin color here. Put your actual height and e-stat your D

Time to go full toxic lies dark side mode to get laid



https://i.imgur.com/AW6J8kl.mp4

edit: By the time she realizes your lyin, you’ll already be pullin out and givin her vicious back shots

came in to post this. hard to lie on height. but use those stereotypes to your advantage, especially since it is one that can't be verified until too late for her to walk out. If you are able to e-stat something absurd, like a proudmanlet, you might get some fetish matches despite the 5'4.
mo e
post 1641715703 06-27-2021, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
With your height, you have no place in competing with regular sized males and manmores on dating apps.
Being 5ft4 is a handicap. You're better off dating other women with a handicap, like blind women etc.

If you still want to smash hot women, then you gotta stop using dating apps where women have infinite guys to their disposal and huge inflated egos.
And instead find women who are depressed, insecure, mentally unstable.
I smash 8/10s on a regular and i meet these 18 year olds at the local psych ward where i volunteer. I'm only 5ft6.
I would have no chance on tinder, but you don't see me complain. I get to be with women who normally wouldn't even look at me. Simply because i hit on them when they're vulnerable af.

You need to stop going to the waterhole and compete with hyenas, lions and wild dogs trying to take down a zebra/giraffe, and instead aim for weakened animals.
Even a weakened zebra can be taken down by a jackal. But a healthy one? No fukkin way. Especially not if you have to beat 30 lions to get to it first.
If true, this is might be one of the most effed up things I've seen on the misc.
mo e
post 1641715743 06-27-2021, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
A 5'4 black guy does not get matches lol, I have to lie and say I'm 5'10. Even with that I dont get much, but its better than 0. In 7 years I've been on less than 10 dates.

My profile and pics/bio have changed over the years, I've experimented. Right now I've been using a profile some of my girl friends put together. They took new pics for me and did the bio themselves. It works ok, id say better than any i had before.
do these girls encourage you to height fraud? You get dates frauding but you aren't getting conversions because you're starting out on a lie, if you lied about that what else have you lied about etc? Believe it or not, women like to feel safe before going to bed with you. You're better off not wasting your time or money on women that have no intention of dating a 5'4 guy. If you want someone to get to know you you'll have to do it through other avenues like societies, sports, or mutual friends. Basically, just don't lie. it wastes everyone's time. I know dudes under 5'4 that have girlfriends, just be patient and be the best dude you can and you'll find someone. Also don't self pity, own it.
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
With your height, you have no place in competing with regular sized males and manmores on dating apps.
Being 5ft4 is a handicap. You're better off dating other women with a handicap, like blind women etc.

If you still want to smash hot women, then you gotta stop using dating apps where women have infinite guys to their disposal and huge inflated egos.
And instead find women who are depressed, insecure, mentally unstable.
I smash 8/10s on a regular and i meet these 18 year olds at the local psych ward where i volunteer. I'm only 5ft6.
I would have no chance on tinder, but you don't see me complain. I get to be with women who normally wouldn't even look at me. Simply because i hit on them when they're vulnerable af.

You need to stop going to the waterhole and compete with hyenas, lions and wild dogs trying to take down a zebra/giraffe, and instead aim for weakened animals.
Even a weakened zebra can be taken down by a jackal. But a healthy one? No fukkin way. Especially not if you have to beat 30 lions to get to it first.
This mf spittin facts

You gotta text 28 diff girls
Copy and paste the same text down the roster and make them all feel special like they the one. Once you secure the spot for the night, ghost the other ones and text them next weekend “my bad I fell asleep... wyd tonight tho”
post 1641715823 06-27-2021, 08:19 AM
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You're supposed to undersell and overdeliver. Tell them you're 4'9, it'll reduce the amount of overall interest but girls you do meet will be blown away
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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
All I see is negativity and victim mentality.

Why don't you do something about it instead of just complaining and giving yourself pity? What is your physique like? What is your fashion like? What is your grooming and hairstyle like? Why don't you wear shoes that make you taller? Have you considered moving to a different country where you'll have better chances? Are you working on a side project/hustle that will attract women? Are you working on your mission in life everyday?

No one feels sorry for you, this is the world we live in. Accept it pussy. Be positive and do what you need to do.
Nah I still feel sorry for him
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Post a full body + face pic and i'll tell you what you did wrong.
Nothing is "off" with OP physically other than him being short
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
With your height, you have no place in competing with regular sized males and manmores on dating apps.
Being 5ft4 is a handicap. You're better off dating other women with a handicap, like blind women etc.

If you still want to smash hot women, then you gotta stop using dating apps where women have infinite guys to their disposal and huge inflated egos.
And instead find women who are depressed, insecure, mentally unstable.
I smash 8/10s on a regular and i meet these 18 year olds at the local psych ward where i volunteer. I'm only 5ft6.
I would have no chance on tinder, but you don't see me complain. I get to be with women who normally wouldn't even look at me. Simply because i hit on them when they're vulnerable af.

You need to stop going to the waterhole and compete with hyenas, lions and wild dogs trying to take down a zebra/giraffe, and instead aim for weakened animals.
Even a weakened zebra can be taken down by a jackal. But a healthy one? No fukkin way. Especially not if you have to beat 30 lions to get to it first.
makes sense in principle, in practice I just wouldnt want to do that. Id rather just play my awful odds and once every few years someone will give me a chance. Its not ideal but its better than nothing
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
came in to post this. hard to lie on height. but use those stereotypes to your advantage, especially since it is one that can't be verified until too late for her to walk out. If you are able to e-stat something absurd, like a proudmanlet, you might get some fetish matches despite the 5'4.
I dont fit the stereotype at all, its just not me and it doesnt work ive found.
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
makes sense in principle, in practice I just wouldnt want to do that. Id rather just play my awful odds and once every few years someone will give me a chance. Its not ideal but its better than nothing
While you take the ''high horse'' approach, other guys are smashing 9/10 sloots who just got cheated on and are looking for a rebound.
You're already 5ft4 and yet you want to make it even more difficult for yourself? Jfl.
To each their own though. Enjoy staying single. It won't be long till you're 40 and then your tour is over.
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Originally Posted By jimberee⏩
do these girls encourage you to height fraud? You get dates frauding but you aren't getting conversions because you're starting out on a lie, if you lied about that what else have you lied about etc? Believe it or not, women like to feel safe before going to bed with you. You're better off not wasting your time or money on women that have no intention of dating a 5'4 guy. If you want someone to get to know you you'll have to do it through other avenues like societies, sports, or mutual friends. Basically, just don't lie. it wastes everyone's time. I know dudes under 5'4 that have girlfriends, just be patient and be the best dude you can and you'll find someone. Also don't self pity, own it.
Dude the 2 girls I dated I got this way. It's the only thing that has ever worked. Other than my height, my profile is a good view of who I am. And of the girls who like it, a few them show up in person and we get along so much they dont care that I'm short. But if I say I'm short from the jump I dont get that inital chance. Just how it is.

Real life doesnt work for me at all, I was a virgin until 25 trying to do real life. What works is getting this chicks out to give me a chance. And when I say works, I mean at least once every few years I might meet someone that likes me
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
While you take the ''high horse'' approach, other guys are smashing 9/10 sloots who just got cheated on and are looking for a rebound.
You're already 5ft4 and yet you want to make it even more difficult for yourself? Jfl.
To each their own though. Enjoy staying single. It won't be long till you're 40 and then your tour is over.
You are not wrong lol, just last week I met this Kenyan guy, he was telling me the same chit. He gets laid a lot basically doing what you just said. But its not for me. You gotta know who you are in this life and not try to be someone else
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
While you take the ''high horse'' approach, other guys are smashing 9/10 sloots who just got cheated on and are looking for a rebound.
You're already 5ft4 and yet you want to make it even more difficult for yourself? Jfl.
To each their own though. Enjoy staying single. It won't be long till you're 40 and then your tour is over.
Not sure what you're advising OP to do?

Check in at a psych ward?
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
This mf spittin facts

You gotta text 28 diff girls
Copy and paste the same text down the roster and make them all feel special like they the one. Once you secure the spot for the night, ghost the other ones and text them next weekend “my bad I fell asleep... wyd tonight tho”
I havent texted 28 different girls in my lifetime lol, let alone at once.
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
You're supposed to undersell and overdeliver. Tell them you're 4'9, it'll reduce the amount of overall interest but girls you do meet will be blown away
LMAO

unfortunately I wouldnt get any matches for that to be possible
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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩
Nah I still feel sorry for him
It is what it is man. I'm 30 now, I have to get over it and just play the hand I got.
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