Thread: Rent is Due - 10 day WARNING!
09-30-2022, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Man, you're pulling out the name calling this morning. I guess that's all you have when you're living in your parent's basement fronting on the internet. Let me guess, I'm a stupid doody poo poo head.Shhh, no tears...
Maybe tip your landlord a bit extra this month to show your appreciation for the housing he provides you with.
It's almost like the rentcel doesn't actually know how to read...
Wait, I got it... He couldn't see through his tears when he read the entire "beavercel rentcel vaxcuck whose greatest achievement in life is abandoning his young kids" part.
I mean, he literally has nothing going for him in life, I almost feel sorry for him.
But then I remember he supports Mr. Fancy Socks and his handler Miss Spaz.
Maybe tip your landlord a bit extra this month to show your appreciation for the housing he provides you with.

It's almost like the rentcel doesn't actually know how to read...

Wait, I got it... He couldn't see through his tears when he read the entire "beavercel rentcel vaxcuck whose greatest achievement in life is abandoning his young kids" part.
I mean, he literally has nothing going for him in life, I almost feel sorry for him.
But then I remember he supports Mr. Fancy Socks and his handler Miss Spaz.

09-30-2022, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Damn thread got savage quick this morning.Wait, I got it... He couldn't see through his tears when he read the entire "beavercel rentcel vaxcuck whose greatest achievement in life is abandoning his young kids" part.
What's the back story here? Sounds like Woofie ethered himself somewhere and is just crying now.
09-30-2022, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
you aren't a "lord of the land" until your debts are completely paid off kiddoLow test life of a loser. Plus you assume here no landlords have rich parents, which is also...losercel tier assumptions.
Child please. Lords of the Land move from a position of power; and rentcels move from a position of necessity. The latter pays for the former. Lords of the Land have their main home, and rental properties as well. Hence, Lord of the Land.
Your post history is a sea of cope, much like your idiotic posts about China, and the "West", hence your cope username.
Feels *good* to own properties around the world outright. Read posts before replying to threads, child.
Child please. Lords of the Land move from a position of power; and rentcels move from a position of necessity. The latter pays for the former. Lords of the Land have their main home, and rental properties as well. Hence, Lord of the Land.
Your post history is a sea of cope, much like your idiotic posts about China, and the "West", hence your cope username.
Feels *good* to own properties around the world outright. Read posts before replying to threads, child.
lmao bet you enjoy doing taxes for that
Is that why you're so upset? Vlad the Chad is destroying your property value? LOL
09-30-2022, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
Average rent according to that article is $4100 in Manhattan. Average real estate sale price in Manhattan is 1.4 million. Mortgage for that property with 20% down is $6100 plus average property tax of $1100 per month. So $7200 total before any utilities or maintenance costs. I guess there's lot of profit built into that.Imagine how poor you need to be - that the thought of rental and investment properties makes you screech "no way". LOL.
A more up-to-date guide for rentcels "might" help you, but you're too far gone:
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/20/how-...nt-in-nyc.html
A more up-to-date guide for rentcels "might" help you, but you're too far gone:
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/20/how-...nt-in-nyc.html
09-30-2022, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By PutinItInYoGirl⏩
Hey, peasant? Reading is hard, so here's a refresher:you aren't a "lord of the land" until your debts are completely paid off kiddo
lmao bet you enjoy doing taxes for that
Is that why you're so upset? Vlad the Chad is destroying your property value? LOL
lmao bet you enjoy doing taxes for that
Is that why you're so upset? Vlad the Chad is destroying your property value? LOL
Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
Oh, and China's on the verge of economic collapse. Where's your China schtick now? LOLExactly.
And,
The assumption that Lords of the Land even have mortgages is absurd - to begin with.
The further assumption that the mortgage cost isn't factored into the rent calculation - another absurdity.
The even further assumption that folks putting up hundreds of thousands in equity / generating that equity using income (inclusive) don't understand investment - yet another complete and utter low IQ absurdity.
We had one rentcel here already brag "live off ur parents" - we really are dealing with bottom-of-the-barrel Low IQ plebs in this context. Yikes.
And,
The assumption that Lords of the Land even have mortgages is absurd - to begin with.
The further assumption that the mortgage cost isn't factored into the rent calculation - another absurdity.
The even further assumption that folks putting up hundreds of thousands in equity / generating that equity using income (inclusive) don't understand investment - yet another complete and utter low IQ absurdity.
We had one rentcel here already brag "live off ur parents" - we really are dealing with bottom-of-the-barrel Low IQ plebs in this context. Yikes.

09-30-2022, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
Oh and the US isn't? LMAOHey, peasant? Reading is hard, so here's a refresher:
Oh, and China's on the verge of economic collapse. Where's your China schtick now? LOL

Oh, and China's on the verge of economic collapse. Where's your China schtick now? LOL

China is much better run than this chithole boyo. Give them 20 yrs.

09-30-2022, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I could do that easily, but instead I just did the average for comparison like mentioned in the article. You know what that is, right?Are you going to pull up rental listings for complete chitholes to compare against new builds for sale, like you did multiple times in the past?

09-30-2022, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Look here, folks - historical record high rent (back to back months) in NYC, and the average rentcel (above) claiming that Lords of the Land must be suffering.Average rent according to that article is $4100 in Manhattan. Average real estate sale price in Manhattan is 1.4 million. Mortgage for that property with 20% down is $6100 plus average property tax of $1100 per month. So $7200 total before any utilities or maintenance costs. I guess there's lot of profit built into that.
Such compassion. LOL.
Originally Posted By PutinItInYoGirl⏩
You live in a chithole of your own creation. Low test, living off your parents. Make sure they give you enough lucky money to cover rent though, pleb. LOL.Oh and the US isn't? LMAO
China is much better run than this chithole boyo. Give them 20 yrs.
China is much better run than this chithole boyo. Give them 20 yrs.
09-30-2022, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
No rent required son. Feelsgood.Look here, folks - historical record high rent (back to back months) in NYC, and the average rentcel (above) claiming that Lords of the Land must be suffering.
Such compassion. LOL.
You live in a chithole of your own creation. Low test, living off your parents. Make sure they give you enough lucky money to cover rent though, pleb. LOL.
Such compassion. LOL.
You live in a chithole of your own creation. Low test, living off your parents. Make sure they give you enough lucky money to cover rent though, pleb. LOL.
09-30-2022, 08:44 AM
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ONLY 1 DAY RENTCELLS! Time flies doesn't it?
09-30-2022, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Small square footage rents for $650 a month where the average rent is $4100. If she chooses to live in a place 70% smaller than average, she pays 70% less rent. You were trying to prove a point?Yup.
But I guess since you are the product of the beavercel education system, you genuinely don't get why that is not a valid comparison.
Rentcels are renting walk in closets now!
But I guess since you are the product of the beavercel education system, you genuinely don't get why that is not a valid comparison.

Rentcels are renting walk in closets now!
09-30-2022, 09:06 AM
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LOL I bet no one ITT even knows how to compute rent vs mortgage value given an estimated nominal annual interest and inflation. Imagine thinking you're alpha and being unable to do elementary arithmetic. Is only geometric series bro y u heff 2 b mad?
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I'm sure there are some places in Manhattan that rent out for 10k. That's why it's called an average. And in any case there are extreme deviations on either end contributing to the whole. Still wondering what your point is.Why do I need explain everything like I am talking to a preschooler?
Said $650/month is part of your "average $4100/month" rent... Do I need to spell out the rest?
Said $650/month is part of your "average $4100/month" rent... Do I need to spell out the rest?

So let me see. If I take the total rental price of all places available for rent and then divide it by the number of places available for rent, what does that give me?
Apparently you skipped that day in US public school. Maybe there was an active shooter drill that day and they skipped over it?
09-30-2022, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By PutinItInYoGirl⏩
You brag about living off your parents as the "EZ life".No rent required son. Feelsgood.
Tell us more about what a pathetic, low-test Gen Zero you are.
LOL.
09-30-2022, 01:07 PM
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For rentcells, you can still afford rent easily. Just buy this so you can get 3 people in each bedroom.


09-30-2022, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By dontstopbelief⏩
I'm so flush with money these days that I started diverting my Lord of the Land profits into a construction plan. I can knock down one of my properties and build at least 8 nice units on that, and rent them out instantly. I have someone renting the property that exists there now, and I'll milk them for as long as I need to have the cash ready for a quick build, and all the contractors signed up too.Lovely time of the month for the lords of land when the rent cucks make our mortgage payment for us ( plus a tidy amount of profit on top
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Might upgrade the car, what are the rest of you landchads doing with your profits?
)Might upgrade the car, what are the rest of you landchads doing with your profits?
That build alone would put me on the "retirement is a number, not an age", but my rational hedonism seeks even more.
More plebs to milk for my dynasty wealth. LOL.
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Rent's DUE, or else!


09-30-2022, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Rentcel stopped by after he got off work and dropped off his rent payment. The family must have had a nice month of OT bc the tip included was very nice. I wished them a happy trip and that I'd see him again next month.Just got a call from one of my rentcels. He stated he and his wife would be going out of town for three days starting Saturday AM. He politely asked if he could bring his rent payment by on Friday instead of the first of the month. I stated that would be fine but he should not expect any type of discount for paying early. He said he understood and would see me Friday after he got off work. I have good rentcels.
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Lords of the Land deserve grateful rentcels, because of the valuable service we provide. This really is a PMA thread.Rentcel stopped by after he got off work and dropped off his rent payment. The family must have had a nice month of OT bc the tip included was very nice. I wished them a happy trip and that I'd see him again next month.
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
wagie mad?You brag about living off your parents as the "EZ life".
Tell us more about what a pathetic, low-test Gen Zero you are.
LOL.
Tell us more about what a pathetic, low-test Gen Zero you are.
LOL.
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I pay a mortgage, not rent.
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
lol at 25yr rentcelI pay a mortgage, not rent.
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Originally Posted By iLLVibeBuzz⏩
Wut? My mortgage is $200K and the home is worth $2 million.lol at 25yr rentcel
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Originally Posted By iLLVibeBuzz⏩
Paying a mortgage is very often better than paying rent.lol at 25yr rentcel
Especially if a rentcel pays your mortgage payments through rent tributes and tips.
LOL
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
yeah but how often is that happening?Especially if a rentcel pays your mortgage payments through rent tributes and tips.
dont know anyone renting an entire hosue to themselves. its usually 2-4 peopel renting rooms/or levels. hella drama... things get ****ed up. lol if thinking owning a couple properties is making it. u aint making it until you own like 10-15+ properties and you not even envoled you make enough headway to ball out and pay everyone else to look after them. you just sit back and collect
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
i aint stressing my rent always on time. know my place. beer in the fridge and food in the cabinetsIt's OK if you're a rentcel, brah, the world always needs more rentcels.
Btw, rent's due, bud.
Btw, rent's due, bud.

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