This team was pretty good.

Then Eric decided to fall in love with that fake tits / horse face bitch Danielle Turner.





I for the life of me have never found Danielle Turner attractive.

Jeremy was also pretty quiet for the most part. So much so I can’t even interpret what he sounded like. Why do you think he got a new partner on Season 11?

And because of that instead of getting The Bowling Moms, Jim & Marsha, Kami & Karli, Brian & Greg, Adam & Rebecca or Chip & Kim back on All-Stars?

We had to settle with Eric & Danielle instead. Lovely. >_>

Eric Sanchez wished he could fall in love with every woman on the Earth. And that...is actually a bad thing.




Ass Of Update #152- Hilary Duff & Demi Lovato

Fran & Berry were okay.

They were just that. They were okay.








Ass Of Update #153- Selena Gomez & The WWE Divas (AJ, Carmella, Trish & Stacy)

The Instagram sloots.

They were the best team from the social media season because of this.

Everyone checked in at the pit stop at the same time except Jessica & Brittany.



Everyone worked together as a unit to get rid of them and I just thought that was seriously messed up.

This doesnt necessarily make these two girls look bad. It just shows you how awful the latest season was.




Ass Of Update #154- Jessica Simpson & Maria Kanellis

Ass Of Update #155- Trish Stratus

Mark Yturralde and Bill Kahler were both nerds and big fans of Star Wars.

This is one of those teams where they were cool for an episode or two.

But that was about it.







Ass Of Update #156- Paige, Eve Torres, Stacy Keibler, Angelina Love & Brooke Tessmacher

Caroline Cutbirth and Jennifer Wayne are the vocalists of the band Stealing Angels.

Legit band by the way.




How did they perform on TAR? They were okay.

I didn't like how they pleaded to The Cowboys to give them the Express Pass on Season 24.

Caroline Cutbirth is the shorter one with the big boobs.

Otherwise they were okay.




Ass Of Update #165- Trish Stratus & Victoria Justice

Okay guys. Do you rememberTHATJenna Morasca chick?

Well she was on The Amazing Race Season 19 with her-then-husband-at-the-time Ethan Zohn.

How did they perform on TAR19? They were okay. Nothing special.

Jenna Morasca is not a horrible human being. At least she doesn't say Donald Trump sucks on her Twitter page like Justin Kanew does. (Zev & Justin)



Jenna Morasca has horrible wrestling skills but her Playboy pictures are so hnnngggg.




Makes you almost forget what happened to her in 2009.




Ass Of Update #166- Sara Jean Underwood

Millie Smith is cute as fuk but having horrible navigation skills was enough to put this team outside the Top 50.







Ass Of Update #167- Christy Hemme, Maria Kanellis, Jennfier Lopez, Lily Alridge & Taylor Swift

Amy Purdy had both of her legs amputated below the knee.

10,000 times better than Peter & Sarah from Season 10.

In fact? My only real complaint here is that they lasted only two episodes.

It was fun while it lasted.






Ass Of Update #168- Hilary Duff & Sable (WWE)

We are actually on Asses update #169.

I'm horrible with Math.










Ass Of Update #169- Brie Bella, Stacy Keibler, Nicole Scherzinger, Torrie Wilson & Nikki Bella

Blonde tomboys.

Didn’t really last long enough to suffice much of an opinion.






Ass Of Update #170- More Bella Twins & I don't know the last one

Gary is 6 foot 6 and the Will is 5 foot 1.

Ill stop tying right there.







Ass Of Update #171- Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae, Velvet Sky & Emma

Solid old couple team.

Gretchen literally busted her entire face open on a pile of rocks back on Season 6 and it required exactly one stitch to fix it.





I would put this team higher if it wasnt for the fact that they are both likely in a retirement home in 2016 and laying down and rotting somewhere.



Meredith Smith would be 80 right now and Gretchen Smith would be 77.



Ass Of Update #172- Ariana Grande

Team MoJo JoJo. Im dead serious.

In the YouTube link Ill provide below? Joseph yelled at Monica.



COME ON MO. COME ON MO.

Mo is not a very good nickname for Monica but I digress.

This team did have its moments.

I did like the 3-way foot race between them, Eric & Jeremy and BJ & Tyler.

The teams are getting better.






Ass Of Update #173- Lana, AJ Lee & Mariah Carey

Jill Aquilino lost her brother in the 9/11 attacks.

This team should be just put in the Top 10 because of that.

However? They only got 10 seconds of screen time on Season 11: All-Stars.

Well damn.





Ass Of Update #174- Alicia Fox & Victoria From WWE

Autism: The Thread

The granny lesbians.

Most notable for their feud with Brent & Caite on Season 16.

The problem with this team is that they never really got along with anyone else on that season.

And it effectively gave them a terrible Debbie-Downer like edit. Not because they were depressing to watch but becauseEVERYONE WANTED THEM GONEso much the average viewer felt obliged with joining in, grabbing the popcorn and watching them get eliminated. Sucks but at very least they were competitive.







Ass Of Update #175- Mickie James

Very overrated but still not a bad team.

They sadly are not very smart. They left their ski equipment behind or something back on All-Stars and Charla & Mirna had the luxury of making fun on how dumb they can be at times.





When Charla & Mirna of all people say that to you? You know you have peas for brains.



Ass Of Update #176- Jessica Simpson

I should pretty much eliminate this team if Im getting rid of Dustin & Kandice.

Why? Because Lyn & Karlyn pretty much shared 90% of their screen time being on the show with Dustin & Kandice.

On the plus side? They were the first all-female team to make the Final 3. That can't be taken away from them.







Ass Of Update #176- Mickie James, Brooke Tessmacher, Victoria, Ivory & AJ Lee

Only 48 teams remain. Who is my favorite Amazing Race team of all-time? We'll shortly find out.

Eliminated

209. John & Scott
208. Jonathan & Victoria
207. Sheri & Cole
206. Preston & Jennifer
205. Freddy & Kendra
204. Brandon & Nicole
203. Brent & Caite
202. Jet & Cord
201. Elliot & Andrew
200. Liz & Marie
199. Jason & Amy
198. Russell & Cindy
197. Tom & Terry
196. Tim & Te Jay
195. Tyler & Korey
194. Cindy & Rick
193. Mel & Mike
192. Marty & Hagan
191. Darius & Cameron
190. Scott & Blair
189. Misa & Maiya
188. Tian & Jaree
187. Jeremy & Sandy
186. Laurence & Zac
185. Meredith & Maria
184. Ryan & Chuck
183. Dave & Lori
182. Nicole & Travis
181. Ray & Yolanda
180. Tim & Marie
179. Alex & Adam
178. Kelly & Shevonne
177. Steve & Linda
176. David & Jeff
175. Amanda & Chris
174. Chuck & Wynona
173. Zach & Rachel
172. Susan & Patrick
171. Matt & Daniel
170. Dennis & Isabelle
169. Chester & Ephraim
168. Kate & Pat
167. Anthony & Stephanie
166. Anita & Arthur
165. Danielle & Dani
164. Avi & Joe
163. Don & Mary Jean
162. Kris & Jon
161. Jody & Shannon
160. Dana & Adrian
159. Brad & Victoria
158. Steve & Allie
157. Christie & Jodi
156. Debbie & Bianca
155. Jessica & John
154. Max & Katie
153. Mona & Beth
152. Eric & Danielle
151. Vipul & Arti
150. Ari & Staella
149. Kelsey & Joey
148. Nathan & Jennifer
147. Hoskote & Naina
146. Rowan & Shane
145. Monique & Shawne
144. Keith & Whitney
143. Shelley & Nici
142. Ron & Bill
141. Jordan & Jeff
140. Peter & Sarah
139. Denise & James Earl
138. Bill & Cathi
137. Dave & Cherie
136. David & Mary
135. Rob & Sheila
134. Justin & Jennifer
133. Joey & Meghan
132. Tim & Danny
131. Marianna & Julia
130. Marshall & Lance
129. Azaria & Hendekea
128. TK & Rachel
127. Kellie & Jamie
126. Mark & Michael
125. Joe & Bill
124. Kevin & Drew
123. Andrew & Dan
122. Wanda & Desiree
121. Debra & Steve
120. Jazmine & Danielle
119. Aja & Ty
118. Leo & Jamal
117. Dana & Matt
116. Lynn & Alex
115. Brandon & Adam
114. Ernie & Cindy
113. Ron & Kelly
112. Ray & Deana
111. Bilal & Sa’eed
110. Art & JJ
109. Nary & Jamie
108. Logan & Chris
107. Kerri & Stacy
106. Erin & Joslyn
105. Hayden & Aaron
104. Kaylani & Lisa
103. Andy & Tommy
102. Amani & Marcus
101. Dan & Jordan
100. Michael & Scott
99. Kym & Alli
98. Ernest & Jin
97. Tanner & Josh
96. Rob & Kelley
95. Megan & Heidi
94. Lorena & Jason
93. Terrence & Sarah
92. Nick & Starr
91. Justin & Diana
90. Rob & Kimberly
89. Lisa & Joni
88. Steve & Josh
87. Steve & Dave
86. Monica & Sheree
85. Reichen & Chip
84. Pam & Winnie
83. Misti & Jim
82. Lisa & Michelle
81. Zev & Justin
80. Amanda & Kris
79. Ronald & Christina
78. Nicky & Kim
77. Kelly & Jon
76. Idries & Jamil
75. Ally & Ashley
74. Brodie & Kurt
73. Burnie & Ashley
72. Duke & Lauren
71. Lake & Michelle
70. Dennis & Erika
69. Alison & Donny
68. Marisa & Brooke
67. Erwin & Godwin
66. Tammy & Victor
65. Trey & Lexi
64. Eric & Jeremy
63. Fran & Berry
62. Jessica & Brittany
61. Mark & Bill
60. Caroline & Jennifer
59. Ethan & Jenna
58. Millie & Chuck
57. Amy & Daniel
56. Caitlin & Brittany
55. Gary & Will
54. Meredith & Gretchen
53. Joseph & Monica
52. John Vito & Jill
51. Carol & Brandy
50. Dustin & Kandice
49. Lyn & Karlyn

Who's Left?

Abbie & Ryan
Adam & Bethany
Adam & Rebecca
Amy & Maya
Bates & Anthony
BJ & Tyler
Bob & Joyce
Bopper & Mark
Brendon & Rachel
Brian & Greg
Brooke & Robbie
Charla & Mirna
Chip & Kim
Colin & Christie
Dave & Connor
Flight Time & Big Easy
Gary & Mallory
Gus & Hera
Jaime & Cara
James & Abba
Jaymes & James
Jim & Marsha
Joe & Heidi
Joey Fitness & Danny
Jon & Al
Josh & Brent
Kami & Karli
Kelly & Christy
Ken & Tina
Kisha & Jen
Kynt & Vxysin
Lena & Kristy
Linda & Karen
Lori & Bolo
Louie & Michael
Margie & Luke
Natalie & Nadiya
Nicolas & Donald
Oswald & Danny
Rachel & Dave
Rob & Amber
Shana & Jennifer
Teri & Ian
Tiffany & Krista
Toni & Dallas
Tyler & James
Uchenna & Joyce
Vanessa & Ralph








Ass Of Update #177- AJ Lee, Megan Fox & Selena Gomez

Rob & Amber were basically the Amazing Race team everyone hated 10 years ago.

Dont deny it.EVERYONEhated this team 10 years ago.

They were attention whores. Amber had just won Survivor: All Stars. There are people who get on this show that have literally lived and depended on nothing. They were the John Cena of The Amazing Race. They even had their own Reality show.



Enough was enough. Were they despicable human beings? Wellno.

I remember one time Rob punched the daylights out of this guy one time. I'll provide the link below.




On the other hand?

I wasSOhappy when Charla & Mirna had defeated them in that foot race on All-Stars.



Thankfully? Now in 2016? Rob & Amber have quieted down and started a family of their own.

And now people are hating on the recent 2016 crop of YouTubers. Which is rightfully deserved.

That horrible social media season is not going to age very well in 10 years from now.

This team pretty much proves that everyone has a dark side.



Ass Of Update #177- Jessica Simpson

The most bi-polar team to ever run The Amazing Race.

One minute they hated each other's guts and they wanted to kill each other.

And then the next they are jumping up and down in joy like there was nothing ever wrong in the first place.

Holy crap at the wedding picture by the way.




Ass Of Update #178- Christie Brinkley and Jessica Biel (yes the second one)

The internet dating couple.

Bob lost his wife to cancer and Joyce lost her husband to cancer.

They both met through eHarmony.com or something and ended up getting together.

They performed very well for their short stay on Season 5.








Ass Of Update #179- Various women from wrestling. You should know who these women are by now. :3

In on autismbrah thread.

The most notable aspect about this team was that Donald got a tattoo on his shoulder and the guy was 68 years old.




Not the most exciting team in the world.

But hey a 68-year-old getting a tattoo. You wont see many 68-year olds doing that.






Ass Of Update #180- Hilary Duff & Lana From WWE

Got screwed so hard by Dan & Jordan. Ill just leave it at that.






Ass Of Update #181- Emma & Velvet Sky from wrestling

What the fuk... brah if you put this much effort into ANYTHING that wasnt weird as fuk you'd be a millionaire 100 times over by now.

Oh dear lord. This team.

Dave tore his Achilles tendon open and it ended with them being pulled from the Race on Season 22.



There is a noticeable scar left from the surgery on the back of Daves leg.



Damn that sucks.






Ass Of Update #182- Nell McAndrew, Stacy Keibler, Nikki Bella & Bella Thorne

Father and daughter combination.

Gus was an uncontrollable alcoholic.





They win bonus points for pretty much being the only team on Season 6 that actually didnt bicker or grate on my nerves as much as other teams like Freddy & Kendra or Jonathan & Victoria did.

Now if only they didnt leave so early on back on Season 6





Ass Of Update #183- AJ Lee & Victoria Justice

These were the two girls that were stuck performing at the hay bale roadblock for over 10 hours.



Dun dun dun.






Ass Of Update #184- Carmen Electra & Christina Aguilera