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Thread: text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

post 1520937961 09-29-2017, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
regular tinder but i bought 5 boosts

tinder is chit without it unfortunately, ya u wont see any matches if u dont pay
can confirm. most of my matches now come with boost
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post 1520938311 09-29-2017, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
I had the same reaction when she responded later with the 9 incher comment
post 1520939201 09-29-2017, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Funny thing is if she's a true Christian then Halloween shouldn't be a celebrated holiday for her. Dumb kunt.
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post 1520940471 09-29-2017, 09:28 AM
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dont even care anymore lol

have so many dates set up i probably wont show up to any of them and just go out with my friends and get drunk

post 1520940791 09-29-2017, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
dont even care anymore lol

have so maimg]
I thought you already got a girl? Or are you on that open relationship time?
post 1520940911 09-29-2017, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
I thought you already got a girl? Or are you on that open relationship time?
why dont you mind your own damn business
post 1520941531 09-29-2017, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
why dont you mind your own damn business


post 1520941761 09-29-2017, 09:41 AM
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Boost on Friday or Saturday nights when most girls are out with their friends checking their phone every 2 minutes or at home bored doing the same
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post 1520942161 09-29-2017, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Boost on Friday or Saturday nights when most girls are out with their friends checking their phone every 2 minutes or at home bored doing the same
I actually find the weekend to be slow. Usually it's Monday - Tuesday where I get the most matches

After their weekend festivities and analyzing their life on Sunday night they finally realize they need a new chad in their life at the start of the week
post 1520942651 09-29-2017, 09:50 AM
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Thirsty Thursday brahs. All the uni sloots go to the dives and get smashed on cheap beer cause no class/late class fridays

Huge chunk of my matches were yesterday lol
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post 1520992111 09-29-2017, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
dont even care anymore lol

have so many dates set up i probably wont show up to any of them and just go out with my friends and get drunk

Lol'd, how do I find that gif?
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post 1520993311 09-29-2017, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Lol'd, how do I find that gif?
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post 1521228981 10-02-2017, 08:04 AM
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When you're not Chad:

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post 1521230871 10-02-2017, 08:24 AM
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lmfao banderas is on tinder life is complete
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post 1521263281 10-02-2017, 01:01 PM
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I've yet to have the line fail

post 1521263751 10-02-2017, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
I've yet to have the line fail

as smooth as your vagina?
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post 1521264521 10-02-2017, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Openers.

Such cringe.
pfft..
thats the only thing that gets a reaction out of most of these women
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post 1521313491 10-02-2017, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
why dont you mind your own damn business
You a chick that likes chicks?

'Cause I like chicks that like chicks.
post 1521347441 10-03-2017, 07:50 AM
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I'm back. How's it going op?
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post 1521355051 10-03-2017, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By SoFluffy⏩
You a chick that likes chicks?

'Cause I like chicks that like chicks.
im the guy in the photo you desperate cuck
post 1521355121 10-03-2017, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
im the guy in the photo you desperate cuck
there's a guy in this photo?
I fap to your avi
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post 1521358411 10-03-2017, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
When you're not Chad:

Yikes
post 1521361001 10-03-2017, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
im the guy in the photo you desperate cuck
lol i just assumed you were a chick with hairy legs, never noticed the hand before lmao.

sometimes i'm jelly of you guys being able to contribute to these threads.. but sadly my tinder isn't in english.
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I'm ready to contribute. Do i just need to sign up for imgur then?
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post 1521375231 10-03-2017, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Yero91⏩
I'm ready to contribute. Do i just need to sign up for imgur then?
dont need to sign up for imgur or imgbb
post 1521466941 10-04-2017, 09:20 AM
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TFW when all you need to do is post your height and say "Hey". But it is funny to see how the lower tier has to try so hard.
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post 1521469811 10-04-2017, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
sloot tryna be cheeky

loldddd
post 1521471061 10-04-2017, 09:59 AM
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Late to thread



Wat do misc?
post 1521474391 10-04-2017, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By awilll⏩
Late to thread



Wat do misc?
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post 1521480021 10-04-2017, 11:15 AM
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Girl replied with three of "๐Ÿ™„". What to do??
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