Hang on guys. My popcorn is almost done.

why are you crying

I mean. Id agree with it with a little bit of flirting. Maybe a few more messages prior to the one saying "do you want your dick sucked"?

But.. A girl randomly starts that convo after a year? LMAO

I suppose it can happen but thats still a weird situation. And the girl is DEFINITELY weird. Im not saying hooker but the "weird" should encompass that

I'm not crying I find it funny that a person that steals for a living has the balls to call me a liar.

The fact is I can't ever recall posting one falsehood in all the years I've been here.

There was plenty of flirting in the past dumb ass.

I never said I met her at a party just said hi and then all this time later she messaged me.

I said I hadn't spoken to her in a year.

Damn some of y'all invent schit.

Still makes no sense.

In your mind. Whats her motivation for doing this?

This is def something someone from North Carolina would wear to a Planet Fitness before they went and banged a hooker.

Do you understand that women actually enjoy sex just for sex?

That a lot of them don't just have sex as a way to get a man or have a child?

That sex is just fun? That there are people into all sorts of things? Pain, furries, domination, submission and on and on?

Women find me sexy. Ok? I know that angers you guys but it's just how it is.

If I had the desire I probably could easily phuck 100 to 200 new women this year. I'm just not that horny at my age and I did so much of it when young that it just doesn't matter that much.

Every now and then I'll scratch an itch like this.

not true.

My bodybuilding coach is a clinical dietician and helped me lower my blood pressure dramatically better than any medicine, decrease cholesterol while increasing fats/meat, increase liver/kidney function, increase sleep quality, and basically every health marker with natural supplements. Hes also an olympian bodybuilder and has a blood pressure of like 110/70 and resting hr of 60.

I don't get what's so hard to understand?

Seems pretty standard to me?

And I eat McDonalds every day and have an avg BP of 119/70 and a total cholesterol of 148.


It's a placebo.

It doesnt anger me at all, but its funny youre using this thread to try to pump yourself up if you supposedly get it so much irl. I would think if you did this thread is unnecessary

I knew you prob think women have no motivation for things..and youre just so sexy. Thats the low hanging fruit

Btw. I literally dont care about any of it, just trying to make sense of the story. And of course, you being insecure makes you think that im somehow mad at your supposed ability to get women

And youre also passing this off as "normal"

But yea, i suppose you were just so good looking she didnt talk to you for a year and she supposedly just randomly hits you up being randomly horny. She didnt even know where you were "located" when she "started" the convo. Makes so much sense

Bodybuilders are the last people in the world to listen to when it comes to health lol

Good call, that poster is pure trash

aight well im going to take my advice from the 5ft 5 250 lb 7% bf guy taking loads of gear for years and still having way above healthy range levels of blood work. Smart bodybuilders can be extremely healthy.

leoslayer proving once again that warrior skull is all that matters

Again how many times do I need to tell you guys?

I make these threads so all the FAs will understand that the only thing keeping them from having sex is themselves.

I take away all the excuses. I'm not ripped or rich or any of the million supposed prerequisites that get pumped out here.

Brahs, Leo has been slamming 4's to 5s steady for a while on the misc and posting about it. This broad was probably his best.





Easy knowing some of you weren't at the xmisc party this year, if you had you woood be leaf.

Spoiler!

How dare you!!

What do you do to make that result tho?! LMAO how come that any Miscer can believe this oldcel phony? It’s like nobody is aware of his devastating pics or his constant rents about ‘she is a whale, she’ll have to basically catch me on dry spell and slide in my DMs and I won’t be seen in public with her’
Dude is using an app and is sending himself those messages or is using a hooker, which according to his physique and mental instability anyway would make sense.
Get a life you *******.

Lol so I would somehow find a way to create two different accounts on KIK and create a conversation over a year long just to make this thread????


Lol A. I'm not that technically proficient
B. I would have to be completely demented to plan this thread over a year in advance.

Leo, how often are you wrapping it up?

Any STD's in the past?

Keep slayin. Solid thread.

lmmfao @ Grandchad and CBDbruh

It is normal. If you're in the top 20% that sloots chase (80/20 rule), this is your reality. It wasn't ever my reality, but I've had too many friends in Leo's shoes in my life, and I saw how easy it was for them, to deny the reality of it. I've also known too many women (even married ones) who fill the boredom of their lives by dallying with men like Leo. They don't always want to date "Leo", but they fuk him when they feel the urge. Young ones too. Younger women get off on older Chads just as much as middle aged women do.

Some guys are just born with an 'easy mode' button. It is what it is.

Cock sucked..Cause it cant suck itself....

Id just like to say that id like to preface this by saying.. I really dont care that leo thinks hes sexy or that he gets laid. I would just like to piece together the story to make sense --> thats where im having trouble

right, i get sloots pretty easy brah. And know others that do. I literally just hit up a sloot from 10 years ago that i did nothing with after she gave me her #, cause i wanted a challenge. She offered things (not poosy) without me mentioning anything. I was thinking about making a thread cause spahgetti had made a thread previously about something similar and acted like a slayer but failed.. But i havent banged her yet, so i havent

The guy referencing booty calls is different; that makes no mention of the catalyzing to get there; the flirting that it took to get there. You 'mirin how i knew there was more context, as evidenced by prior messages even though leo didnt mention it? Hes framing it in a way to make himself appear cooler

What bish have you ever heard of starting a convo with "ill suck your cock" without even knowing where he lived?

Brb "ill suck your cock" - after a year mind you
Brb "im in new york"

Oh ok

Btw, im only giving slight credit to the other texts. Still not buying the whole story. Even if shes not a hooker shes def. Crazy

Ex- fwb, ex's, booty calls.. Those are all different. I could see and have heard of ex's hitting guys up. But.. This.. Nah. At least not how hes describing

And lol at leo suggesting random women come up to him looking the way he is and asking for sex without any sort of pre-story to that

hard to maintain chad as u age but u gotta - and its possible

I'm not a Chad, but I've had women throw me many hanging curveballs that I was too bluepilled to recognize at the time. Any guy who understood the true nature of women would have smashed those out of the park with ease. That's how it happens. Sometimes it happens in a bar where booze is flowing. Sometimes it happens when they are on vacation and don't feel that anyone will ever find out. Sometimes it's the thrill of the moment that excites them. The point is a woman who wants to fuk will always find a way to fuk. If you don't hit that hanging curveball, the next batter will. That's how it happens when a guy meets a sloot and 15 minutes later they're in the bathroom and she's giving him a BJ. She was looking for a batter and found one. She threw the hanging curve. He recognized it and hit it. The trick is knowing all you have to do is swing. Rotters will stand there with the bat on their shoulder and take a strike. Some will swing and miss, but at least they swing and they'll connect plenty of times. And then there are guys who have been swinging at curveballs for a long time and get lots of practice. Those guys hit them out of the park all the damned time. Like they're Barry Effing Bonds. It's just too easy for them. That's a guy like Leo. I wish I'd known earlier that all you have to do is swing at the pitch. I think that's the point Leo is trying to make. He's giving you a peek at what it's like to smash batting practice curveballs out of the park almost every time he swings. That's the lesson. There is always a curveball out there just waiting for you to hit it, even if you're batting 9th.

Some chicks love to suck cawk, they will take it over sex. It is crazy....but its awesome.