Thread: Rent is Due - 10 day WARNING!
09-30-2022, 09:43 PM
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Rentcucks are just PATHETIC hahahahha
10-01-2022, 07:09 AM
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Ding ding ding!!!
Rent is DUE.
Fellow Lords of the Land: how do you feel on this wonderful day? Flush, of course.
Rent is DUE.
Fellow Lords of the Land: how do you feel on this wonderful day? Flush, of course.
10-01-2022, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
Owner of a fully paid for primary residence and several paid for rental properties checking in. It is 10:15 AM here. I am in a tree stand looking at the beautiful woods this morning and about to go pick up a blood trail of a doe I shot at 9:50 AM. As I have sat here enjoying the scenery and the great feeling of providing some of the greatest protein man can find, I found myself asking, how does it get better than this?Fellow Lords of the Land: how do you feel on this wonderful day? Flush, of course.
Then I see 3 notifications on my phone. All 3 were notifications telling me I had received funds from some of my rentcels. God it's good to be providing housing for the less fortunate.
10-01-2022, 08:24 AM
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Only 352 more payments!
See you tomorrow
10-01-2022, 08:28 AM
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Today is the big day we have all been waiting for. Must be like Christmas morning for landlords, while for rentcells, it's the promise of another month away from living on the street. Happy day for all!
10-01-2022, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
It's our mortgage. We bought our home together in the late 90s. It has appreciated from $400K to over $2 million. GREAT investment. I was worried about it at the time but I couldn't be happier now. Plus it's right next to the hills with an incredible view, there is little crime (you never see cop cars here) and the neighbors are mostly quiet, and the schools are good. I don't think Silicon Valley will be hurt by any recession given the demand for housing here, especially in exclusive areas.You mean you pay your ex's mortgage?

10-01-2022, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
No, it means she took out an equity loan for $200K against $2M worth of inheritance. You know all about the latter.You mean you pay your ex's mortgage?

Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
10-01-2022, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I can afford to be a rentcel but I mostly live with my ex so I can be around my daughter daily. When I moved out and rented I was miserable as I didn't see her every day. I don't know how divorced parents can be away from their kids half of the week.And at the end of the day, you still live with your ex - because you can't even afford to be a rentcel.

If he bought me out of my share of the house I could buy a condo here in Silicon Valley for $1 million but I'd be on a strict budget and wouldn't be able to go to adventure club activities, 49ers games and Europe regularly as well. As they say, it's "cheaper to keep her". Or him.
But now that daughter is going to college I may buy a condo about 30 minutes away on the beach as it's much less expensive there. I just hope I can work from home then as now they have us back in the office 3 days a week, and that commute would be hell.
Or maybe I would just get a fun job in a beach town
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10-01-2022, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
As a whale.Or maybe I would just get a fun job in a beach town
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.Stop posting in this Lord of Land thread.....you are ruining the vibe and have no business talking about collecting rent.
Srs, vry srs. Bitch.
10-01-2022, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Is your name even on the deed you dumb sloot? Only your husband should be entering lord of the land threads.I can afford to be a rentcel but I mostly live with my ex so I can be around my daughter daily. When I moved out and rented I was miserable as I didn't see her every day. I don't know how divorced parents can be away from their kids half of the week.
If he bought me out of my share of the house I could buy a condo here in Silicon Valley for $1 million but I'd be on a strict budget and wouldn't be able to go to adventure club activities, 49ers games and Europe regularly as well. As they say, it's "cheaper to keep her". Or him.
But now that daughter is going to college I may buy a condo about 30 minutes away on the beach as it's much less expensive there. I just hope I can work from home then as now they have us back in the office 3 days a week, and that commute would be hell.
Or maybe I would just get a fun job in a beach town
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If he bought me out of my share of the house I could buy a condo here in Silicon Valley for $1 million but I'd be on a strict budget and wouldn't be able to go to adventure club activities, 49ers games and Europe regularly as well. As they say, it's "cheaper to keep her". Or him.
But now that daughter is going to college I may buy a condo about 30 minutes away on the beach as it's much less expensive there. I just hope I can work from home then as now they have us back in the office 3 days a week, and that commute would be hell.
Or maybe I would just get a fun job in a beach town
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10-01-2022, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
oofI can afford to be a rentcel but I mostly live with my ex so I can be around my daughter daily. When I moved out and rented I was miserable as I didn't see her every day. I don't know how divorced parents can be away from their kids half of the week.
If he bought me out of my share of the house I could buy a condo here in Silicon Valley for $1 million but I'd be on a strict budget and wouldn't be able to go to adventure club activities, 49ers games and Europe regularly as well. As they say, it's "cheaper to keep her". Or him.
But now that daughter is going to college I may buy a condo about 30 minutes away on the beach as it's much less expensive there. I just hope I can work from home then as now they have us back in the office 3 days a week, and that commute would be hell.
Or maybe I would just get a fun job in a beach town
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If he bought me out of my share of the house I could buy a condo here in Silicon Valley for $1 million but I'd be on a strict budget and wouldn't be able to go to adventure club activities, 49ers games and Europe regularly as well. As they say, it's "cheaper to keep her". Or him.
But now that daughter is going to college I may buy a condo about 30 minutes away on the beach as it's much less expensive there. I just hope I can work from home then as now they have us back in the office 3 days a week, and that commute would be hell.
Or maybe I would just get a fun job in a beach town
.failed marriage with husband exceeding and didnt even win the kids. now you posting online pics of yourself in a bra to get attention.
10-01-2022, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Exactly. This income flow feels so good. My woman laughs and says "wir Scwimmen im Geld", and she is right.Owner of a fully paid for primary residence and several paid for rental properties checking in. It is 10:15 AM here. I am in a tree stand looking at the beautiful woods this morning and about to go pick up a blood trail of a doe I shot at 9:50 AM. As I have sat here enjoying the scenery and the great feeling of providing some of the greatest protein man can find, I found myself asking, how does it get better than this?
Then I see 3 notifications on my phone. All 3 were notifications telling me I had received funds from some of my rentcels. God it's good to be providing housing for the less fortunate.
Then I see 3 notifications on my phone. All 3 were notifications telling me I had received funds from some of my rentcels. God it's good to be providing housing for the less fortunate.
We spent the whole day frolicking and I am going to make banana cinnamon pancakes now during a break.
Came here to share the PMA. Lords of the Land share a special bond with one another for sure.
10-01-2022, 04:10 PM
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miscer destroys apartment because they were asked to pay rent:
10-01-2022, 04:22 PM
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Hope you paid your rent :]
10-01-2022, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted By BigDeeps01⏩
Rentcels fear evictions from Lords of the Land.Hope you paid your rent :]
10-01-2022, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By knightbefree⏩
He learned right there to be more selective on who he rents to. Stated that he didn't care what they were doing and knew they weren't top tier. Bet you after he gets that cleaned up he will be renting to a white married employed couple with 2 kids and good credit. However, this is the trend going where rentcells are "revolting" and saying why should they have to pay rent just to live there.miscer destroys apartment because they were asked to pay rent:
10-01-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
Yep it sounds brutal but I require:He learned right there to be more selective on who he rents to. Stated that he didn't care what they were doing and knew they weren't top tier. Bet you after he gets that cleaned up he will be renting to a white married employed couple with 2 kids and good credit. However, this is the trend going where rentcells are "revolting" and saying why should they have to pay rent just to live there.
Proof of income (40x monthly rent p.a), including pay stubs and bank statements where relevant
Good credit history
References
Never had someone trash a place and never will.
10-02-2022, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Yes - well noted.Is your name even on the deed you dumb sloot? Only your husband should be entering lord of the land threads.
Lords of the Land OWN the land and assets in question.
10-02-2022, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
It was another case of a rentcuck seething. Rentcuck's gf probably moist at the thought of getting railed by a Lord of the Land.Solve these issues with violence srs
Common outcome for a rentcel - lower on the social hierarchy ladder by far.
10-23-2022, 07:27 PM
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Less than 10 day warning!
Povertycels stop your livejasmin spending while crying the world isn't fair and PAY UP!
Povertycels stop your livejasmin spending while crying the world isn't fair and PAY UP!
10-23-2022, 07:44 PM
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10-24-2022, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Some landlords will simply take rental properties off the market if rents go down.
A simple fact of life like this is too much for the mental midget rentcel gigacopers LOL
10-24-2022, 12:34 PM
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Remember to pay my mortgage with your rent
10-24-2022, 12:42 PM
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What are the other landchads here thinking of using this month's rental income on?
I am still considering building an apartment block to finish my passive income plans, but life is so good I am also thinking of doing something like a leave of absence for 4 months straight to go wild with my woman around the world.
Maybe a month in Japan to start.
I am still considering building an apartment block to finish my passive income plans, but life is so good I am also thinking of doing something like a leave of absence for 4 months straight to go wild with my woman around the world.
Maybe a month in Japan to start.
10-31-2022, 10:18 AM
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The day before rent is due falls on a very unique day today. As rentcels send their children off to trick or treat tonight, do they instruct them to also ask folks for spare change so they can make their tips on top of their rent more significant?
10-31-2022, 11:13 AM
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Tonight rentards take their kids to the neighborhoods that are all HomeChads, to ensure that it is safe and to get the best candy.
They never want to expose their kids to the creepy people in their building more then they have to.
Probably hoping that the kids can survive on their candy alone until their next check comes in, since they spent everything on rent this check
They never want to expose their kids to the creepy people in their building more then they have to.
Probably hoping that the kids can survive on their candy alone until their next check comes in, since they spent everything on rent this check
11-07-2022, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
As we can see from this forum - many of the rentcels *seethe* for the days after paying their rents and tributes.The day before rent is due falls on a very unique day today. As rentcels send their children off to trick or treat tonight, do they instruct them to also ask folks for spare change so they can make their tips on top of their rent more significant?
Whereas we landchads smile and enjoy our status.
11-07-2022, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
You did. When he wrote about the average apartment in Manhattan having a walk-in closet he ethered himself too.Thanks for bumping the thread, and reminding me about the time I completely ethered Woofie.

There are many apartments in Manhattan even in the 7k+ range that do not have in-unit washing machines because of the old plumbing.
But, 7k per month. Let it sink in. Even without the coping "I lose 90% of my rental income" cope.
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I encourage all Lords of the Land to target any "they" types, and charge them multiple times the rent amount under the "additional occupancy" clause. Let's go!
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