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post 1521480781 10-04-2017, 11:20 AM
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Gold in this thread
MFC

RIP YGST
post 1521482271 10-04-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By skinnyntall⏩
Girl replied with three of "🙄". What to do??
Someone plz. This girl I have been talking to on and off. Never made a move on her
LAKERS
post 1521486681 10-04-2017, 12:08 PM
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great fukin thread boys
post 1521487091 10-04-2017, 12:11 PM
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in for later

will try this out on a few sloots
post 1521488181 10-04-2017, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By skinnyntall⏩
Girl replied with three of "🙄". What to do??
Dam no help. Foreveralone
LAKERS
post 1521513661 10-04-2017, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By skinnyntall⏩
Someone plz. This girl I have been talking to on and off. Never made a move on her
tell her that's the "on your knees" emoji and your confirming a 3 chick 1 dik beej
St. Louis Blues Crew
I cannot suck my entire dong but I can lollipop the head crew
It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
RICHSTRONG's personal s*x toy
post 1521568681 10-05-2017, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By gary69⏩


misc decides
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I fap to your avi
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post 1521638801 10-05-2017, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By AlfaAzfuk⏩














...
RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

Bench - 345x1
OHP - 195x5
Chin-ups - 117.5x5
Squat - 365x1 (feelsokman)
post 1521638861 10-05-2017, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By AlfaAzfuk⏩


...
RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

Bench - 345x1
OHP - 195x5
Chin-ups - 117.5x5
Squat - 365x1 (feelsokman)
post 1521639561 10-05-2017, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By tehstallion⏩
Exactly. It wasn't even funny. I can come up with much more witty and interesting things.

Chad: Hey Sarah.. i like cats do you have a pussy too lolz get it?
Sarah: LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ur so funnyyyyyyyyy

sub 7/10: best joke in the world/10
Sarah:
it has nothing to do with the fact you have an alt acount on annoyn. forum with a name like that coming into threads that suppose to be entertaining and trying to drain the life out of it.....


its cuz of chad
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post 1521639841 10-05-2017, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Arsenal01⏩
it has nothing to do with the fact you have an alt acount on annoyn. forum with a name like that coming into threads that suppose to be entertaining and trying to drain the life out of it.....


its cuz of chad
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=174836531

he's just a frustrated timothy. Such is life for him

RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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OHP - 195x5
Chin-ups - 117.5x5
Squat - 365x1 (feelsokman)
post 1521640241 10-05-2017, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted By tehstallion⏩
Exactly. It wasn't even funny. I can come up with much more witty and interesting things.

Chad: Hey Sarah.. i like cats do you have a pussy too lolz get it?
Sarah: LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ur so funnyyyyyyyyy

sub 7/10: best joke in the world/10
Sarah:
negged.

fuking retard.
post 1521668461 10-06-2017, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Alamander79⏩
TFW when all you need to do is post your height and say "Hey". But it is funny to see how the lower tier has to try so hard.
in4 pics

money where your mouth is cuzzz
"Don't even think about giving up, once you start to do that, a part of you already has" (my old man)

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post 1521696641 10-06-2017, 10:53 AM
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Jelly as fuk at some of the responses you guys got.
Girls in my area are lame as fuk. 4 no responses, one saying "Ha! Classic". A few lol's. And one chick ignoring the joke and talking about how she wants to dress as pennywise for halloween cause it's her favourite book.
Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
...
hnnnngggggg
post 1521697441 10-06-2017, 11:03 AM
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In for responses
Grower not shower
Goal: Look good naked
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Milk Chocolate God in the making
post 1521698351 10-06-2017, 11:12 AM
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HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we n****s can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA **** THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
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post 1521877441 10-08-2017, 08:10 AM
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She replied "omg"

What do
post 1521878821 10-08-2017, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By awilll⏩
Late to thread



Wat do misc?
Tell her that she might be spooky but she's gonna be the one covered in ectoplasm...........
Always Pick 4
post 1521890501 10-08-2017, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By YOEL95⏩
LOL


*Downloads tinder*
Forgot about this:
Spoiler!




One from the other tinder line thread:
Spoiler!


post 1522067861 10-09-2017, 09:09 PM
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Strong embed^





what do?
post 1522070031 10-09-2017, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By CanadianSpartan⏩
Strong embed^





what do?
just say #?
post 1522072951 10-09-2017, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
just say #?
Don't actually care about banging this chick, solid 6/10. Just want to bring some lulz back to the thread.
post 1522073051 10-09-2017, 10:10 PM
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What's something good to say to a chick you've already banged before but want to bang again near halloween?
"A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits." - Napoleon Hill

"Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated" - Zyzz
post 1522265691 10-11-2017, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By CanadianSpartan⏩
Jelly as fuk at some of the responses you guys got.
Girls in my area are lame as fuk. 4 no responses, one saying "Ha! Classic". A few lol's. And one chick ignoring the joke and talking about how she wants to dress as pennywise for halloween cause it's her favourite book.


hnnnngggggg
You missed the point where you need to be a chad or at the very least a semi-chad. I got laid off this line and I'm probably a semi-chad.
post 1669239773 10-10-2022, 11:07 AM
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Stay safe, poverty ghost.
post 1669239813 10-10-2022, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By jmoneyjumpman⏩
What's something good to say to a chick you've already banged before but want to bang again near halloween?
Wanna bang... Again?
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Originally Posted By SwagSoSick⏩
HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we n****s can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA **** THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
fucking lol
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