Alright, here we go, boys! It's time to cast your votes! Cast your votes for the next Misc Mascot! Voting will run from the time of this post until 11:59pm on Friday night (February 20th). To officially cast your ballot, just respond to this thread stating your selection. That's it. If you name more than one choice, the first one stated will be the only vote counted. Votes placed for any character not listed below will not be counted. Votes will be tallied and a new mascot will be officially announced on Saturday.

Let's do it, fellas!











Entry#1



Name: Lieutenant Latissimus

Description:

Known around town as the man with the world's strongest lats, Lieutenant Latissimus has spent the last two decades serving our great country, dicking down dozens of beautiful white women, acquiring great wealth, raising a lovely family, and according to legend, once lat-pulled an injured blue whale out of the Pacific after the vessel's crane failed to hoist such a massive load. These days, he spends most of his time on Internet forums.


Why would he make a good mascot?

I believe Lieutenant Latissimus is what everyone here aspires to be. The ultimate alpha. A modern day superhero. A great role model for men & boys of all ages. And he's the only man ever to have lats so large that they were forced to merge with his thunderous pectorals and form one unified supermuscle. Such an incredible specimen. And just what the Misc needs right now.



Entry #2



Name: Roberto Rabbit

He is a strong symbol of misc culture thanks




Entry #3


Name: Getter The Gorilla




Description:  Getter is a towering, ultra-jacked gorilla. Every muscle screams raw discipline, power and dominance. With forearms the size of tree trunks, he can overpower a dozen large men at will. This bearded primate lives by his own rules. Dedicated to the gym, he also smokes 2 cartons of cigarettes every day and wanders the jungle searching for prey. Getter doesn't give a fook what you think. His friends are secretly intimidated, but respect his animalistic nature and great sense of humor.

Why would he make a good mascot? 

In part to pay homage to Getter_done, one of our community's most beloved members, however this character's alpha depiction also embodies what it means to be an OG miscer - lifting heavy, unlocking primal strength and delivering.



Entry #4




Name: Crispin Rider

Description:

Crispin Rider is a fitness enthusiast who has gyno and wears a bandana. He has a friendly demeanor and is Christian and straight. He enjoys waving hello. He's been through many an adventure and is ready to settle down as the new MISC mascot.

Why he would be a good fit for a bodybuilding forum:

He seems to be into fitness and lifting. His personal style, sporting a bandana and lifting in underwear. His personal beliefs (Christian) and sexual orientation (straight) are relevant to the bodybuilding community.



Entry #5





Name: Sid Flass

Description:

Once a viril young stallion, Sid has fallen on some hard times as of late....or should I say, soft times. After developing a ravenous porn addiction following the introduction of HD streaming, Sid became reliant on Cialis to stand upright. Sadly, over time, he needed more and more pills just to get up. And now, at age 39, no amount of dick pills will get his blood pumping. He's as flaccid as a wet slice of bread. Flaccid & soggy. And he dribbles piss around the clock as well. A mere shell of the man that used to be.

Why would he make a good mascot?

I see Mr. Flass as being a perfect representation for a notable segment of the forum who are both porn-addicted, and heavily reliant of boner drugs. All at a relatively young age. Those posters need adequate representation, as do their penises, and I think Sid Flass is the guy for the job.



Entry #6




Name: Rich Piana

....the man might have died, but the legend LIVES




Entry #7





Name: Dale

Description:

A rather eccentric character, Dale spends much of his time sorting packages for a popular parcel company. But when not engaged in the daily grind, Dale can often be found unsuccessfully trying to haggle down already discounted thrift shop CDs, or taking a shit in a porta-john with no toilet paper. He's a man of many talents as well. Talents which include popping hard-to-reach back-zits with pliers, spitting loogies at inhuman distances, and eating very large amounts of breakfast sausage in one sitting. Believing himself to be a "man's man," Dale has frequently refused to regularly engage in fairly basic personal grooming & hygiene practices, like brushing his teeth or clipping his toenails.

Why would he make a good mascot?

While Dale has repeatedly declined invitation to join the forum, he unquestionably embodies the spirit of the Misc. His social critiques & cultural frustrations often reflect that of the forum members here. And his comedic apathy & sarcasm towards life is something every poster would find both hilarity and common ground in. I personally believe Dale to be a perfect representation of the new era of Misc.



Entry #8





Name: Dumsy Bell

Description:

As a young man, Dumsy was originally cast as a comedic rival to cartoon icon, Bugs Bunny. But due to the rampant backstage politics of the 1940s animation industry, he was let go a short while later without ever appearing in an episode. Since then, his efforts for television work have consistently fallen short. You may remember him from a 1960s Cheerios commercial, but unfortunately, his calls haven't been getting returned since then. These days, he makes a living at Planet Fitness, where he assists middle-aged housewives and obese single women in reaching their fitness goals and feeling more empowered in their daily living.


Why would he make a good mascot?

The Misc, at it's foundation, is still a bodybuilding forum. And Dumsy is a good representation of the fitness aspect here. He's also struggled through difficult times, paid his dues, suffered greatly, and I think becoming the official face of the Misc would be such an incredible redemption story. Something we all can look to for inspiration.



Entry #9




Name: Walter

Description:

a very angry bitter old man that feels powerful and negs due to lack of fulfilment I life. very nasty individual. hard to get a long with and holds grudges for very, very long time. not easy to joke with takes everything very seriously sucks the fun out of the forum. complains about negativity but rarely if every brings positivity. negs repeatedly and consistently for no reason.


Why would he make a good mascot?

walter represents a certain loud minority of the forum who think they can decide what content is allowed. negs low reppers just for enjoyment and loves making users red. cares not what effort/time/thought low reppers put into their threads and only has 1-2 friends on the forum that is also high reppers and behaves accordingly


Entry #10




Name: Kormo's Kidneys

Description:

Decades of frequent abuse & mistreatment have left Kormo's Kidneys in a rather unfortunate state. Barely clinging to life, each passing day is just another tragic reminder of the horrible hand they've been dealt. Every minute is a constant struggle. The pain is unbearable. The misery, neverending. This wasn't what they signed up for. This isn't the existence their parents had hoped for...And in spite of all this, Kormo somehow continues on. Completely unphased & indifferent.


Why would they make a good mascot?

It would be such a feel good story for the Misc. It really would, fellas. Yes, Kormo is a beloved member of the forum, but his lifestyle certainly isn't what anyone would call "conventionally healthy." Sedentary & gluttonous, I'm sure most of his organs have taken their share of abuse. But his kidneys in particular have really had a rough time over the years. And I think making them the official mascot of the Misc would bring a little sunshine to their rainy world.




Entry #11



Name: Harambe lifting weights

Harambe lifting a dumbbell represents strength, the goal of all lifters!




Entry #12




Name: Skid

This is skid. he leaves marks where no one wants them.
He represents failure. meant to be a joyful laugh riot only becomes what you see of him now
he should be mascot of misc




Entry #13


Name: Mrs. Godfrd

Description:

The loyal & devoted wife of our friend, Godfrd824, Mrs. Godfrd spends her days raising their lovely son, serving meals on paper plates, and watching her husband sit around the house all day Miscing in his underwear. At night, she shuts her eyes tight, holds her nose, and allows her husband to mount her. His smelly ass hasn't been washed since early morning, despite taking multiple shits throughout the day, but she still grits her teeth and sticks it out. Just like a good wife would. Godfrd and Mrs. Godfrd first met when Godfrd was dirt poor, but still a ravishing stallion; she was in her box completely deflated at the time. And even while having beautiful white women begging for his cock on a daily basis, Godfrd was willing to push them all aside and mary his lovely mocha-skinned, inflatable, virgin wife. It's a wonderful love story.


Why would she make a good mascot?

A reoccurring topic of discussion, Mrs. Godfrd is surrounded by mystery. Last year, the forum was left wondering what kind of woman would sit there and be okay with her husband staring at his phone for 14 hours on Valentine's Day? Amassing 96 posts on the most romantic day of the year...? What kind of woman would cook dinner every night while her husband refuses to even load the dishwasher? What kind of woman would allow her husband to tweeze his eyebrows into the shape of a queer and walk around town looking like that? Well, this is Mrs. Godfrd. And I think it'd be very empowering to make her our mascot.



Entry #14


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Name: Roger VanderPus

Description:

Once a teenager with good promise, Roger has grown up to be a bitter, miserable, apathetic, lonely adult. Now at age 41, he currently lives with his mother while bouncing from job to job; experiencing long bouts of unemployment in-between. Most days are spent playing video games, consuming copious amounts of pornography, and venting his frustrations on Internet forums. All while sucking down energy drinks at incredible speeds. The older he gets the more he realizes that the dream of finding a loyal wife, raising beautiful children and purchasing a nice house in the suburbs is merely a fantasy. And with that he drifts into further frustration & despair.

Why would he make a good mascot?

Roger represents a significant portion of the Misc. Guys who, in their 20s, looked around and saw a one bedroom apartment instead of a suburban home, saw bitter obese women instead of sweet supportive ones, saw the massive debt required just to have a semi-respectable career one day...they saw the cards that were laid out and decided that the juice, that sour juice, simply wasn't worth the squeeze. Now, still lacking direction, they sit back and wait for the world to burn.




Entry #15

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Name: Ronnie Coleman [but as a cop]

As one of THE pillars of the online bodybuilding culture that made the Misc the Misc, Ronnie is a champion of hardwork, dedication and unique and instantly recognizable catchphrases. As a police officer, him being a mascot would represent the duty to protect and serve the forums that is bestowed to all of us as the inheritors of the new iteration of a forum we know and love




Entry #16


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Name: Raji Bravo

Description:

A long time employee at the Verizon call center, Raji fancies himself as a ladies man. While his success rate is questionable, he has managed to awkwardly attempt to seduce many of his female coworkers; most of them turned him down on scent alone. And even after six restraining orders, and three indecent exposure arrests, Raji is more determined than ever to pull in the beautiful ladies and give them the life they always dreamed of.


Why would he make a good mascot?

Raji's resilience and determination is something we can all look to for inspiration. He's a perfect example of what can be achieved when you don't let the "no's" drag you down. Not only that, but I think a lot of members here can relate to both his Indian heritage, and his frequent failures with the opposite sex.

Raji now has the opportunity to break down a major barrier by becoming the first Indian mascot of a significant bodybuilding forum.



Entry #17


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Introducing a man who needs no Introducing

Fish Monger

Bio:
Fishmonger. Bodybuilder. The fish, oh boy, he's got fish. He catches them, he kills them, he sells them.

Why's he a good mascot?
People will pay money to see this freak in a fish apron, flexin' his pecs. Your bodybuilding forum will be the talk of the town.




Entry #18

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Name: Donald VonDuck

Description:

Raised in the local pond by his loving mother, Donald never felt like he truly belonged there. He frequently tried to fit in with the other ducks, his peers, but they never accepted him as one of their own. Possibly due to his inability to fly. Maybe because he was several feet taller than they all were. Who knows. But after years of mistreatment, Donald knew there was more to life than the hierarchal politics of pond living.

Upon reaching adulthood, Donald courageously stepped away from the pond in hopes of beginning his journey into the real world, the human world. Unfortunately, despite being half human, he quickly found himself facing the same struggles. Loneliness, rejection, isolation, alienation.....the same old pattern. Unable to find his place, Donald now devotes his time trying to understanding interworkings of society; a heartless, unforgiving society. A society that seems determined to destroy itself from within. Maybe one day, Donald VonDuck will find his place in the world. Maybe one day, he'll make sense of it all.


Why would he make a good mascot?

We all have a little VonDuck in us. Socially isolated to some degree and struggling to understand the blind devotion so many folks have to social trend & convention. I think everyone here feels like a bit of an outcast in modern society. If not, you all should. Maybe there is no place for VonDuck, or any of us here. But we all have this bastardized version of the Misc. And perhaps that's all we need.

Entry #14




Name: Roger VanderPus

Description:

Once a teenager with good promise, Roger has grown up to be a bitter, miserable, apathetic, lonely adult. Now at age 41, he currently lives with his mother while bouncing from job to job; experiencing long bouts of unemployment in-between. Most days are spent playing video games, consuming copious amounts of pornography, and venting his frustrations on Internet forums. All while sucking down energy drinks at incredible speeds. The older he gets the more he realizes that the dream of finding a loyal wife, raising beautiful children and purchasing a nice house in the suburbs is merely a fantasy. And with that he drifts into further frustration & despair.

Why would he make a good mascot?

Roger represents a significant portion of the Misc. Guys who, in their 20s, looked around and saw a one bedroom apartment instead of a suburban home, saw bitter obese women instead of sweet supportive ones, saw the massive debt required just to have a semi-respectable career one day...they saw the cards that were laid out and decided that the juice, that sour juice, simply wasn't worth the squeeze. Now, still lacking direction, they sit back and wait for the world to burn.




Entry #15




Name: Ronnie Coleman [but as a cop]

As one of THE pillars of the online bodybuilding culture that made the Misc the Misc, Ronnie is a champion of hardwork, dedication and unique and instantly recognizable catchphrases. As a police officer, him being a mascot would represent the duty to protect and serve the forums that is bestowed to all of us as the inheritors of the new iteration of a forum we know and love




Entry #16




Name: Raji Bravo

Description:

A long time employee at the Verizon call center, Raji fancies himself as a ladies man. While his success rate is questionable, he has managed to awkwardly attempt to seduce many of his female coworkers; most of them turned him down on scent alone. And even after six restraining orders, and three indecent exposure arrests, Raji is more determined than ever to pull in the beautiful ladies and give them the life they always dreamed of.


Why would he make a good mascot?

Raji's resilience and determination is something we can all look to for inspiration. He's a perfect example of what can be achieved when you don't let the "no's" drag you down. Not only that, but I think a lot of members here can relate to both his Indian heritage, and his frequent failures with the opposite sex.

Raji now has the opportunity to break down a major barrier by becoming the first Indian mascot of a significant bodybuilding forum.



Entry #17





Introducing a man who needs no Introducing

Fish Monger

Bio:
Fishmonger. Bodybuilder. The fish, oh boy, he's got fish. He catches them, he kills them, he sells them.

Why's he a good mascot?
People will pay money to see this freak in a fish apron, flexin' his pecs. Your bodybuilding forum will be the talk of the town.




Entry #18




Name: Donald VonDuck

Description:

Raised in the local pond by his loving mother, Donald never felt like he truly belonged there. He frequently tried to fit in with the other ducks, his peers, but they never accepted him as one of their own. Possibly due to his inability to fly. Maybe because he was several feet taller than they all were. Who knows. But after years of mistreatment, Donald knew there was more to life than the hierarchal politics of pond living.

Upon reaching adulthood, Donald courageously stepped away from the pond in hopes of beginning his journey into the real world, the human world. Unfortunately, despite being half human, he quickly found himself facing the same struggles. Loneliness, rejection, isolation, alienation.....the same old pattern. Unable to find his place, Donald now devotes his time trying to understanding interworkings of society; a heartless, unforgiving society. A society that seems determined to destroy itself from within. Maybe one day, Donald VonDuck will find his place in the world. Maybe one day, he'll make sense of it all.


Why would he make a good mascot?

We all have a little VonDuck in us. Socially isolated to some degree and struggling to understand the blind devotion so many folks have to social trend & convention. I think everyone here feels like a bit of an outcast in modern society. If not, you all should. Maybe there is no place for VonDuck, or any of us here. But we all have this bastardized version of the Misc. And perhaps that's all we need

We already have a mascot...

Getter the Gorilla


(RIP Getter_done)

Getter done gets my vote

I had planned on voting for my buddy Dale, but I keep going back to Crispin Rider and laughing my ass off. And that's what a good mascot does....

So I'd like to cast my ballot for Crispin Rider.

I'm going with Rich Piana, as that was my suggestion.

Absolute fucking legend and inspiration.

I vote to keep Bert

I vote for clown 🤡 pepe 🐸

Not an option, pussy. Maybe join Reddit or something for that sort of stuff.

You should've submitted him, partner.

The candidates all suck ass, just like US politics

You had a week to submit your own candidates. But for whatever reason, you chose not to. So there's no room to complain, skipper.

Negged

Rich Piana

Cool submissions boyos. I’m proud of Getter the Gorilla. It would be cool to imagine, if he’s still alive, our brah discovering this site and finding out we’ve made him our official mascot. Holding out hope this might happen.

I won’t vote for myself though. Out of all of these I like Ronnie Coleman as a cop the best. Consider my vote for #15.

My runner up pick would be #18 Don Von Duck. I can relate to his story very strongly.

Dumbsy dumbbell bitches

If we dont pick Ronnie Coleman, what are we actually doing here?

I would just leave it as Bert.

But after seeing @allfather sticky the other thread, I'm going to vote

+1 on Ronnie Coleman

so that we don't end up with something completely gay if he does acknowledge this.

I officially cast a vote for Crispin Rider

Negged you by accident

Fukking BASED

Gay af

And Bert's not "completely gay?" Come on now.
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Sucks, reps on r/c forever I insist from now on according to my code of honor.

This has my vote too

i like the gorilla one

DrugsToGetBig & ExplosiveMidget would appreciate your support for Crispin Rider.