I recommend it.

I've only had it once in my life, and it was at a massage parlor in Tokyo. Woke up super hungover one day, and decided to go for a walk in Tokyo. Went through Kabuchico(?) which is kinda the red light district. Ended up seeing a Thai Massage Place on a corner, which was very intreguing to me because I had been in Thailand for 1 month earlier on that same trip.

Went up the stairs, and it was just one Thai woman working there. Nice lady, maybe 35 years old. Asked for the Thai Massage, and she asked if I wanted a happy ending. I wasn't sure if it would be worth it because I had been up until 4am the night before and was still super tired, but it's only an extra $10 so I said yes. Layed down on the mat, and she started giving me a massage. Very good massage, and just what was needed with a bad hangover. I started getting a bit horny after a while, and it was literally just me and this lady in the massage parlor, so I started getting a bit handsy with her. She massaged me a bit longer, and then eventually realized that I was good to go for the happy ending, and she flipped me over and pulled my pants down and oiled my dick up and started stroking it.

I'm laying on my back, and she's down there jerking me off. She kept rubbing and rubbing, and eventually after like 5-6 minutes it became clear that due to my hangover and lack of ability to focus I wasn't going to bust a nut from her giving me a handjob. I looked up at her, and made a motion to her with both hands indicating, "why don't you hop on top of my dick and ride me" which I think she actually considered doing for a little bit, but I think these Massage Parlors lose their license for providing actual sexual services other than Happy Ending, so she eventually kinda shyed away from it.

All of a sudden, she decided to lube the index finger on her other hand up, and I felt her wiggling it between my buttcheeks and she slid it into my butthole. Was a but odd, but I'm just some single dude fucking around solo in Tokyo, so I just kinda rolled with it. She found my prostate inside of my asshole, and started massaging it with her finger while also jerking me off with her other hand. After probably like 45-60 seconds of this, I all of a sudden feel a massive nut starting to rise up from the abyss. She put a ton of pressure on my prostate while she kept jerking my dick, and all of a sudden I released probably the most euphoric 8-10 rope nut of my entire life. After I finished nutting, I literally just laid there in a state of absolute bliss. Literally felt like I had taken some drug and was in the happiest mood of my life for the remainder of the evening.

Immediately went to a sushi place, and probably ate like 20 Salmon Nigiri and drank at least 6-7 glasses of Kiran Ichiban. Then I wandered into Golden Gui and ended up at this little 5 foot by 20 foot bar, where it was me and these two couples from Los Angeles(Asian guys and blonde white girls), and we literally ended up getting absolutely fucking hammered over the next 3 hours and the Asian guys eventually started talking about how much they love Trump and how much the hated black people.

After that, the couples went home and I ended up going to a underground strip club with this other dude from Philadelphia and we ended up doing a lot of Cocaine and fingering strippers inside of the club.

Read every word.


Will do.

It's a lot more rare than people make it out to be

Most of the time they did not offer it at jack shacks

I don't ask because it's not my thing

Yeah, I mean I don't think she was willing to normally do it, but I obviously wasn't going to cum so she had to reach into her bag of tricks.

there's nothing better than a big cawk massaging your prostate (no homo)

I hate your threads OP. You're really giving Mario a run for his money.

This is a true story though.

Ur a **** lol

If getting a prostate massage from a sexy Thai lady is gay, I don't want to be straight.

Johnv lickin his chops

Didnt read. Wtf..

imagine typing up a gay fantasy essay you have that did not happen


hilarious

Feels good, man.

Cliffs?

always been a bit self-conscious about my potential smells

It's an Oliver story...trust me you don't want cliffs.

I hated when they tried to make you cum fast. I prefer a bit longer to enjoy my time. I like to grab their ass and tits while they jack me off. I haven't went to one in a long time

Boygirl has

OP got pegged by a middle aged ladyboy and felt the best he's ever felt

A thai ladyboy fisted his anus passionately.

Delusion masterclass yet again

I especially like the bit where she considered fucking you and you ate 20 salmon nigiri and drank 7 beer afterwards

Classic Oliver bullshit tale to justify getting his ass fingered

Did not read, but completely unsurprised by the title

OP on some ghey shit

Mirin’. I actually just had my first experience with this two weeks ago with this filthy sloot I met at a Bruce Springsteen concert.

Can’t believe I actually read all this

There's literally not a single untrue item of this story. It's 100% true.

It's a great story. This is literally just one night of a 4 month solo trip. I booked the one way flight to South Africa and 4 nights in a Cape Town hostel beforehand, that's it. 4 months later, I found myself halfway around the world in Tokyo getting a prostate massage.

I wouldn't admit to letting someone finger my asshole if it ever happened

Gay as fuck

I think you'd change your tune if you tried this once. Magical.

Exit only, phaggles

Couple things that don't add up in this story. Who the hell wears pants during a massage?! Jerks you off for whole 5-6 min and nothing is happening.

Is the woman related to Terry's wife?!

I have so many questions...