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SRS: Restarting the tour at 35: Roast me now so I have motivation, pics insid gtfih
Requesting a roast of my deeply unaesthetic 35yo frame. Yes I know. Yes it's bad. Yes I'll cry.
i'll get aesthetic again, then I'll mog you.
Starting a progress thread for anyone who wants to witness someone restarting the tour.

i'll get aesthetic again, then I'll mog you.
Starting a progress thread for anyone who wants to witness someone restarting the tour.

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05-14-2026, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩
focus on your legs. it should be easy for you to get a decent body.
Ya, I got good genetics. Every day is leg day for me at the gym. I live in a 4th floor walkup and my legs stay meaty, but yay I'm pumped to dead 3pl8's again.
I dont have too bad of a base. But if I dont start heading to the gym now, I'm going to be a porky pork.
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05-14-2026, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Moghard⏩
See above for pix
Legs need a lot of work
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05-14-2026, 09:15 PM
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You look better than Mario does. You'll be beach ready by this time next year.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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So what’s the plan?
Lifting program? Nutrition etc.
Also it’ll come back super quick with muscle memory srs … muscle memory is like being on a strong steroid cycle in my experience
Lifting program? Nutrition etc.
Also it’ll come back super quick with muscle memory srs … muscle memory is like being on a strong steroid cycle in my experience
05-14-2026, 09:20 PM
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At least shave your nipples
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u look disgusting
blast gear immediately
blast gear immediately
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
i'm getting married in the church (already legally married) so I need to be aesthetic for that. We also plan on having kids so I want my boy to school and say "my daddy can beat up your daddy."
So what’s the plan?
Lifting program? Nutrition etc.
Lifting program? Nutrition etc.
I
Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
i'll go see the indian woman that waxes me and send you a new photo.
At least shave your nipples
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
Thank you for the roast, but I'm staying natty. My dink is above average and its the only thing I got going for me.
u look disgusting
blast gear immediately
blast gear immediately
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05-14-2026, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Forgot to say. Going on a deficit. Eating only chicken & ground beef with a vegetable. Fruit as a dessert during lunch.
So what’s the plan?
Lifting program? Nutrition etc.
Lifting program? Nutrition etc.
For breakfast only plain greek yogurt.
trying to at 2000 cal per day. Only protein, and veggies no carbs. Carbs are the devil.
i'm going to go to the gym 5 days a week for strength training and end those days with 20 min of rowing.
Days off I'll roon.
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05-14-2026, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By SlootsGunnaSloot⏩
God speed brah
Forgot to say. Going on a deficit. Eating only chicken & ground beef with a vegetable. Fruit as a dessert during lunch.
For breakfast only plain greek yogurt.
trying to at 2000 cal per day. Only protein, and veggies no carbs. Carbs are the devil.
i'm going to go to the gym 5 days a week for strength training and end those days with 20 min of rowing.
Days off I'll roon.
For breakfast only plain greek yogurt.
trying to at 2000 cal per day. Only protein, and veggies no carbs. Carbs are the devil.
i'm going to go to the gym 5 days a week for strength training and end those days with 20 min of rowing.
Days off I'll roon.
And thanks for posting a thread that makes it feel like we’re back on the old misc
We’re all gonna make it
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Thanks brah, the misc is what got me motivated for the gym and I had the best time in my 20's taking my shirt off, mogging everyone, and banging rando's.
God speed brah
And thanks for posting a thread that makes it feel like we’re back on the old misc
We’re all gonna make it
And thanks for posting a thread that makes it feel like we’re back on the old misc
We’re all gonna make it
I'm trying to bring the culture back.
Be the change you want to see!
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You're not even that fat tbh. Most of your fat is on your lower stomach. All my fat loves to go straight to my lower back and stomach. You're back and your legs are fairly lean. You'll look like a whole different person if you drop 20ish pounds.
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You got this family. 35 is a good age to make it happen. I'm 45 and not in terrible shape, still visible abs and all, but want to get way leaner. I am going to do Insanity again. It's been 13 years since I did it last and that was the best shape I was ever in.
I had my diet dialed in perfectly then too but was starting from a way worse position than I am now. I will report back in early July brah. Let's do it together no homo.
I had my diet dialed in perfectly then too but was starting from a way worse position than I am now. I will report back in early July brah. Let's do it together no homo.
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You got this OP srs
er, phaggot? <-----You did ask for a roast
er, phaggot? <-----You did ask for a roast
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I know you want a roast but I can even tell your sticking our stomach out in the first pic. You honestly don't look THAT bad.
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You look like you used to lift 5 years ago but got fat and depressed and haven’t touched a weight since.
Rooting for your success tho srs
Rooting for your success tho srs
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Rely on the diet for as long as possible before going full blast on cardio. It'll make it more sustainable.
Rely on the diet for as long as possible before going full blast on cardio. It'll make it more sustainable.
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I'm 35 too maybe we should do this together (no homo) my arms are absolutely fucking jacked tho i just need to cut and get back down to 170
I have various sets of dumbbels ranging from 10kg to 40kg tho, when's the last time u lifted?
I have various sets of dumbbels ranging from 10kg to 40kg tho, when's the last time u lifted?
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So the avi isn't you? because i find it hard to believe someone that reached that level would let themselves go to where you are now, only by the age of 35
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Originally Posted By imbored⏩
Tour de sloot
tour de france?
Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
True, I was huge before covid but during covid I got addicted to my adderall prescription. I would stay up 2-3 days, not leave my computer and program. My ex at the time was okay with me ruining my life.
You look like you used to lift 5 years ago but got fat and depressed and haven’t touched a weight since.
Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
i was huge before covid. That's when I was consistent.
when's the last time u lifted?
Last year I tried to get baok in to it but blew my elbow out doing bent over hoes.
Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Avi is me 10 years ago, srs. I've been a pig since I stopped going to the gym during covid.
So the avi isn't you?
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You ain’t having a son in this condition.
That bod is screaming Girl Dad
That bod is screaming Girl Dad
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster2⏩
i probably will have a daughter. I was horrible to chicks during my tour de sloot, so I deserve it
You ain’t having a son in this condition.
That bod is screaming Girl Dad
That bod is screaming Girl Dad
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