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post 10000169999 05-16-2026, 07:59 AM
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So I'm starting to become decent friends with all of the people at the Mexican bar that I usually go to on Fridays. It's all Mexicans, but there's this one random white girl who is like 22 who just graduated college and is dating one of the bartenders there. She's probably like a 6/10, not super attractive but super friendly and totally fuckable. And every time I speak to her, she always has that glow in her eye where I can tell that she wants nothing more than for me to stick my cock deep inside all of her holes.

Yesterday when I arrived there, she immediately came over and started talking to me with that same twinkle in her eye. I had told her last week about what I do for a living, and she started telling me all of her qualifications and asked if I could hire her to work in the office for like 20 hours per week. Told her I needed to discuss with the family and would let her know.

Now obviously it wouldn't be necessary at all, as we run a very lean operation that is all family or close friends working there and it works very well. However, I can bet there's a 100% chance that I would eventually start fucking her, and I bet she's hoping for that outcome as well.

What say you, Misc? Should I hire this 22 year old girl to eventually start smashing her? Or is it just not worth it?
post 10000170002 05-16-2026, 08:01 AM
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lol.
post 10000170003 05-16-2026, 08:03 AM
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post 10000170062 05-16-2026, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
lol.
This is a SRS thread
post 10000170085 05-16-2026, 08:47 AM
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post 10000170098 05-16-2026, 08:53 AM
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She wants you to give her a rim job bro

The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 10000170104 05-16-2026, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH⏩
She wants you to give her a rim job bro


I’m not trying to lick her ass. She’s not that attractive.
post 10000170146 05-16-2026, 09:30 AM
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cutting into the family earnings for a job that isn't needed to be done just to bang a 6/10 you imagine wants you?
wtf did i just read?

wouldn't it be cheaper to hire a 9/10 sex worker?

also it's your family so they 100% know what you are thinking and are disgusted by how far you will go to bang a 6/10.
post 10000170180 05-16-2026, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget⏩
cutting into the family earnings for a job that isn't needed to be done just to bang a 6/10 you imagine wants you?
wtf did i just read?

wouldn't it be cheaper to hire a 9/10 sex worker?

also it's your family so they 100% know what you are thinking and are disgusted by how far you will go to bang a 6/10.
It’s paying a chick $15/hr for 20 hours per week
post 10000170189 05-16-2026, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
It’s paying a chick $15/hr for 20 hours per week
as a legit employer it's costing the business more than that.
still an attractive hooker is cheaper than that.

especially when she sues the company for sexual harassment.
and i gotta tell you hiring a chick because you want to bang her is skeezy AF and usually doesn't end well for the person hiring.
post 10000170214 05-16-2026, 10:07 AM
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If you're not worried about drama or stds smash. I'm trying to avoid girls with boyfriends
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post 10000170229 05-16-2026, 10:16 AM
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post 10000170234 05-16-2026, 10:22 AM
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It’s Saturday and 80 out bro just give it a rest for at least a day
post 10000170236 05-16-2026, 10:24 AM
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post 10000170242 05-16-2026, 10:31 AM
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damn bruh you got better options based on your other posts. ion know why youd hire this sloot just to fuck. i feel that temptation though like these nibbas just say hire a hooker but they dont get you get that rise bricked up hard from a real situation that shit way hotter than paying hookers. but ion think its worth it hiring her just to fuck then deal with the bf or ex bf and all the pc workplace hr shit you feel me
post 10000170262 05-16-2026, 10:41 AM
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Nobody posts pics anymore
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post 10000170274 05-16-2026, 10:47 AM
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stopped reading at 6/10

also no pics , no care
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post 10000170279 05-16-2026, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
Nobody posts pics anymore
I'll be honest, I don't even know this chick's first name. But we're good enough friends now that I think it would be weird for me to ask her name now lol.
post 10000170282 05-16-2026, 10:51 AM
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OP wouldn’t walk across the street for most 9/10s but is willing to risk his “multimillion dollar family real estate empire” to employ some average chick so he can bang her.

Chad here isn’t going to just bang the 6/10, he’s going to get her on payroll before doing so.

Everything about this story is legit
post 10000170292 05-16-2026, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
OP wouldn’t walk across the street for most 9/10s but is willing to risk his “multimillion dollar family real estate empire” to employ some average chick so he can bang her.

Chad here isn’t going to just bang the 6/10, he’s going to get her on payroll before doing so.

Everything about this story is legit
We do need someone else for the office. It's not like she's just there as a paid sex slave.
post 10000170348 05-16-2026, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
We do need someone else for the office. It's not like she's just there as a paid sex slave.
Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Now obviously it wouldn't be necessary at all, as we run a very lean operation that is all family or close friends working there and it works very well.
You're a retarded fraud who can't even keep his own stories straight.
post 10000170355 05-16-2026, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
This is a SRS thread
Should we respect srs tag?
See monster0ultra's sig
post 10000170368 05-16-2026, 11:39 AM
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If I smash first, are you interested in sloppy seconds?
post 10000170375 05-16-2026, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
You're a retarded fraud who can't even keep his own stories straight.
You probably don't understand how business works. Of course everything is running decently well now, but there's obviously growth that can occur by adding new pieces into the mix.
post 10000170379 05-16-2026, 11:42 AM
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If you need her do it, if you dont say you will and smash, switch bars
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post 10000170402 05-16-2026, 11:51 AM
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post 10000170453 05-16-2026, 12:27 PM
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As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
post 10000170461 05-16-2026, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
If you need her do it, if you dont say you will and smash, switch bars
let's be real.
nobody needs a bartender with zero knowledge or experience to work for their company.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
So I'm starting to become decent friends with all of the people at the Mexican bar that I usually go to on Fridays. It's all Mexicans, but there's this one random white girl who is like 22 who just graduated college and is dating one of the bartenders there. She's probably like a 6/10, not super attractive but super friendly and totally fuckable. And every time I speak to her, she always has that glow in her eye where I can tell that she wants nothing more than for me to stick my cock deep inside all of her holes.

Yesterday when I arrived there, she immediately came over and started talking to me with that same twinkle in her eye. I had told her last week about what I do for a living, and she started telling me all of her qualifications and asked if I could hire her to work in the office for like 20 hours per week. Told her I needed to discuss with the family and would let her know.

Now obviously it wouldn't be necessary at all, as we run a very lean operation that is all family or close friends working there and it works very well. However, I can bet there's a 100% chance that I would eventually start fucking her, and I bet she's hoping for that outcome as well.

What say you, Misc? Should I hire this 22 year old girl to eventually start smashing her? Or is it just not worth it?
This never happened, but SRS question.

In all of these stories, why are all of your sexual advances transactional?

Do you realize how fucking crazy you sound?
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Originally Posted By WendellX⏩
This never happened, but SRS question.

In all of these stories, why are all of your sexual advances transactional?

Do you realize how fucking crazy you sound?
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